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        <head>A FOOL'S ERRAND.</head>
        <head>BY ONE OF THE FOOLS.</head>
        <p>THE reception accorded to this anonymous book, both by press and
public, has been so unusual, and the impression made by the work
has been so marked, that these facts are worth recording. The press
reviews, both by their careful preparation and their length,—many
running to one, two, and even four columns in daily papers, which
are always crowded for space,—have evinced a sense of the peculiar
interest and importance of the book. There is space here for but brief
extracts from a few of them.</p>
        <p>FORDS, HOWARD,&amp; HULBERT, NEW YORK.</p>
        <div2 type="press notices">
          <head>EXTRACTS FROM SOME PRESS NOTICES.</head>
          <div3 type="press notice group">
            <head>
              <hi rend="italics">A Remarkable Book.</hi>
            </head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A striking book.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Utica (N. Y.)
Herald.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A tale of life at the South since
the late war, full of the racy humor of
the country-people, the rich and laughter-provoking
characteristics of negro fun,
and the pathos of negro prayer-meetings,
the dashing excitement of the hunt, the
oddities of up-country mass-meetings, the
social lines of caste, the hot passions of
politics, the dark and bloody doings of an
enraged people, and their startling logic
of self-justification. . . . It is full of sunshine
as well as shadow; and interwoven
in the narrative is the old yet ever new
romance of youth and love.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Indianapolis
Journal.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A very remarkable book.”<bibl>—
<hi rend="italics">Springfield (Mass.) Republican.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“An awakening book, a thrilling
book, indeed. . . . So powerful and so
real a book about the South has not been
written before. . . . The style is clear and
lively, even brilliant; but the only merit
the modest author claims is that of absolute
truthfulness. . . . There is romance
in the book to enchain the attention. The
characters are depicted with rare skill.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Cincinnati Commercial.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Fairly <hi rend="italics">bristles</hi> with ‘points’
both of tragedy and comedy.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Danbury
News.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“If this is a first effort, a new
name in fiction has been created by a
single book, for the author must soon
become known. . . . The book will rank
among the famous novels which represent
certain epochs of history so faithfully
and accurately, that, once written, they
must be read by everybody who desires
to be well informed.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Portland (Me.)
Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The elements of deep romance
are here curiously blended with an intensely
realistic view of social life in the
South since the close of the war and during
the process of reconstruction. It is a
work to be read with profound interest
for its luminous exposition of historical
facts, as well as to be admired for its
masterly power of picturesque and pathetic
description.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">New-York Tribune.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“One of the most noteworthy
publications of the American press during
the present year. . . . Whether regarded
as a philosophical analysis of political
problems since the war, or purely
as a romance, the book is an extraordinary
one.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Daily Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Perhaps the most remarkable
novel which the present decade has
brought forth.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Syracuse (N.Y.) Herald.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A real stir in the world of letters
has been made by ‘A Fool's Errand.’
. . . With a hand as steady as a surgeon's,
almost with a cynic's smile, the
author holds up to view a state of society
which is known to us of the North only
by distorted and frequently distrusted reports. . . .
Yet his friendliness to the
Southern people, his familiarity with their
opinions and manners, and his freedom
from political rancor, stamp his work
with the proofs of truth. . . . Thinking
men will want to read it.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Buffalo
(N. Y.) News.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The story throughout exhibits
a naturalness, a composure, a reality, a
self restraint, which belong to the best
class of literary work . . . and the more
thrilling passages of the book are written
with calmness as well as strength.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Literary World.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
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          <div3 type="press release group">
            <head>
              <hi rend="italics">A Brilliant Romance.</hi>
            </head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The sated novel-reader will find
It fresh and thrilling.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Daily
Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The story is brilliant and fascinating,
—evidently a leaf from experience.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Chicago Evening Journal.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A <hi rend="italics">live</hi> novel, pertinent to the
day. The author hides himself under the
<hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fre">nom de plume</foreign></hi> of ‘One of the Fools;’ but
if the family was larger, and more of them
given to this style of writing, the
world would be delighted. . . . It is brilliant
in conception and execution, and
sparkles like champagne. There is fun
spicing its pages; there is pathos to disturb
the eye-fountains; there is tragedy
to thrill, and comedy to evoke mirth and
laughter. Read ‘A Fool's Errand;’ for
the reading will carry its own reward.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Providence Press.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Drawn with a touch as humorous
and pathetic as that of Dickens, and
a relentless satire as keen as Thackeray's.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Salem (Mass.) Gazette.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“So individualistic, so thoughtful,
so vivid and intense, that it will command
a wide audience. . . . It is as full
of interest as one of Charles Reade's
mysterious romances. We took it up the
other evening somewhat ‘latish,’ and
could not put it down until after turning
the last leaf. It has pith, pathos, power,
argument, illustration, and proof.”<bibl>—
<hi rend="italics">Rochester (N. Y.) Rural Home.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Represents in very vigorous
and vivacious style a life of thrilling adventures
and narrow escapes.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">New
Jerusalem Messenger.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Abounds in sketches not to be
matched in the whole range of modern
fiction. The author's keen insight into
character gives him a power which never
relaxes to the end; while his skill in dialogue
and humorous touches add greatly
to the charm of the story.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston
Traveller.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A narration rarely equaled in
its tragic interest.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Cincinnati Gazette.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Certainly, for vivid word-painting,
and for the intense dramatic effect
of its incidents, as well as for the importance
of the subject it deals with, it is
a remarkable production.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">New-York,
Daily Graphic.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The story will be read with
breathless interest.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Hartford (Conn.)
Courant.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="press release group">
            <head><hi rend="italics">The New“Uncle Tom.</hi>”</head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“There can be no doubt that ‘A
Fool's Errand’ will take a high rank in
fiction,—a rank like that of ‘Uncle Tom's
Cabin.’”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Traveller.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“It is a powerfully written work,
and destined, we fear, to do as much
harm in the world as ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin,’
to which it is, indeed, a companion
piece.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Raleigh (N.C.) Observer.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Ought to be as serviceable in
enlightening the North about the startling
events of the reconstruction period, as
‘Uncle Tom's Cabin’ was in illustrating
the phases of an earlier epoch.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Christian
Union.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The success of books depends
on the timeliness of their appearance,
as much as on their intrinsic excellence.
‘Uncle Tom's Cabin’ undoubtedly had a
wider sale than it could have attained
five years earlier. . . . We shall not be
surprised to find the work before us attaining
a very extensive circulation. It
is hard to believe that it is not in the
main the record of an actual experience.
It is more than truthful, however, for it
is written with much more than ordinary
power.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Cincinnati Gazette.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Destined to create a <hi rend="italics">furore</hi> in
literary, political, and social circles, second
only to that produced by ‘Uncle
Tom's Cabin’ a quarter of a century ago.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">St. Paul (Minn.) Despatch.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“It was a novel which first
aroused us from our lethargy to a consciousness
of the growing magnitude of the
evils of slavery, and it is a novel now which
calls attention in a clarion voice to the dangers
which yet threaten a nation divided
against itself. If ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin’
was an electric light, revealing in one flash
the cursed system of chattelism, this more
recent account of ‘A Fool's Errand’ is a
sledge-hammer.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">N. Y. Daily Graphic.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“One of the personages figuring
. . . . is Uncle Jerry,—a remarkable old negro,
worthy of a place beside Mrs. Stowe's
‘Uncle Tom’”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Literary World (Boston.)</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“There is one character—Jerry
Hunt—that often reminds the reader of
the Uncle Tom of Mrs. Stowe's memorable
ante-war story; and passages of almost
equal pathos and power to that wonderful
volume are found in the pages of this
interesting work. It may be that this
will hold the same relation to a great
social and moral revolution that must
ultimately occur, that the former did to
the civil war. . . . A wholesome tract
<pb id="foola-3" n="a-3"/>
for the times, to be read both North and
South.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Zion's Herald, Boston.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“In point of vivid scene-painting,
subtle intuitions of character, and
colloquial raciness and humor, many of the
sketches in this volume may well challenge
comparison with the most effective passages
in our fictitious literature, not excepting
the wonderful pictures of actual
life in ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin.’”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">N. Y.
Tribune.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“It would, perhaps, seem like
hyperbole to say that this work is worthy
to stand by the side of ‘Uncle Tom's
Cabin,’ as a vivid and realistic exposition
of a peculiar phase of American history;
but that is our feeling after a thoughtful
perusal of it.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Daily Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="press release groups">
            <head>
              <hi rend="italics">Impartial and Truthful.</hi>
            </head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Alike admirable, whether it is
to be regarded as history or romance.
Its value as history is heightened by the
author's impartiality of view, the calmness
and precision of his statements, the
keenness of his sarcasm, and the force of
his logic.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Christian Union.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The half-fictitious narrative of
this book is clothed in words of soberness
and truth. Indeed, the whole endeavor
of the author seems to have been to extenuate
nothing, nor set down aught in
malice. We have not anywhere seen an
account of the troubles that beset a
Northern family's residence in the South
which impressed us as being more truthful,
more complete, or more powerfully
written, than this.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Chicago Tribune.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“His trenchant sword cuts two
ways. He strikes right and left without
fear or favor. He does not spare the
follies of his friends, nor fail to respect
the honest prejudices of his foes.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Erie
(N. Y.) Despatch.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The story is so clearly told,
with an attempt at detail which the author
could not repress, that there can not be a
particle of doubt the facts were furnished
by experience,—an experience dearly
bought”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Rochester (N. Y.) Herald.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“There are chapters here, which,
for picturesqueness and power, are rarely
equaled; and yet the tale is told with
such absence of heat and passion in the
writer, that were there no assurance of
the fidelity of the story in these parts to
the author's own observation and experience,
nor any volumes of indisputable
affirmation in the reports of congress
committees, it would carry conviction
of its truth on its face.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston
Daily Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“It is well written, interesting,
and demonstrates the utter hopelessness
of revolutionizing the politics and society
of the South. It is a radical work; but
old Confederate Democrats can chuckle
over many of its pages.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Okolona
(Miss.) Southern States.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Considered as a frank and candid
picture of the difficulties encountered
by Northern emigrants to the South during
the time of reconstruction, by a writer
who honestly sets down what he believes
to be the truth, and who appears to be
sincerely disposed to do strict justice to
all men, the book will interest a large
circle of readers.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">N. Y. Evening Post.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The man paints the South as it
is, and knows how to paint both land and
people, ‘with malice toward none, with
charity to all.’”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="ger">Der Deutsche</foreign> Correspondent,
Baltimore.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“With personal knowledge of
the evil and the good of both North and
South, the author teaches each side much
of the other's way of looking at things.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">New Haven Journal and Courier.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The author possesses the ability
to put himself in the place of the characters
representing the opposing factions,
and from the stand-point of each, holding
the other to account for the wrong admitted
by both to have been done. . . .
A book that must be productive of lasting
good.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Philadelphia Times.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“It is a peculiar work, and will
undoubtedly stir up a variety of opinions.
It will astonish readers, of whatever political
faith; for it portrays with great
power that which the author claims is
unknown to the mass of intelligent people
in either section of the land,—namely,
the South as it is.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Rochester (N.Y.)
Express.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“All classes, from the highest to
the lowest, figure in it, and the author's
feelings are evidently those of kindness
and good-will.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Philadelphia Press.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“What is most remarkable about
the book is the spirit of fairness that
pervades it.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Philadelphia Times.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Its word-pictures are so realistic
that one sees, hears, and feels the very
presence of the individuals that crowd its
pages. The night-ride of young Lily Servosse
. . . . is one of the finest and most
thrilling incidents that has ever been
told in history or romance.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">San Francisco
Chronicle.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <pb id="foola-4" n="a-4"/>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“All agree that it is by some
writer of exceptional opportunities of observation,
superior intelligence, marked
impartiality, decided ability, and masterly
power of picturesque, humorous,
and pathetic description.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Yazoo (Miss.)
Herald.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="press release group">
            <head>
              <hi rend="italics">Wise, Strong, Statesmanlike.</hi>
            </head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Worthy just now of national
consideration.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Hartford Courant.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The statesman may gather lessons
of wisdom from its ages. It will
be read at the North with equal interest,
and will contribute, more than any single
book written since Mrs. Stowe's world-famous
novel, to a just understanding by
each section of the deep springs of sentiment
and conduct in the other.”<bibl>—<hi>Boston
Daily Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A very conservative but correct
glance at the South as it is. It is
from the pen of an officer in the Federal
army through the late war, who became
a <hi rend="italics">bona fide</hi> settler of the South subsequently,
with wife, family, and fortune,
a keen observer, an intelligent thinker
and reasoner. The native Southron, the
‘poor white,’ the carpet-bagger, the old
Unioner, the freedman, the Ku-Klux, and
the social, moral, and political life of the
South, are all handled with uncommon
power and humor, coupled with a relentless
satire.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Washington (D.C.) National
Republican.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“How this Fool swings the lash
of scorn about the backs of those who
called themselves the Wise Men of the
nation then! [during the period of Reconstruction]
. . . . Now the writer draws
lines of pathos and delicate humor as
finely as though a woman held the pen,
then flashes out a bolt of vigorous
thought, far-reaching, astute, philosophical,
caustic, witty, satirical,—yes, statesmanlike,
in its proportions, which stamps
the work as a man's doings. Withal, no
crude experimenter in composition is the
Fool, but a wise man or woman, whichever
it may be. If this book does not
meet with a marvelous reception, and
awaken profoundest comment North and
South, then we will confess a total incapability
to judge of what can play upon
that most incomprehensible pipe, the
Public.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Jackson (Mich.) Citizen.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“If the record be a record of
folly, it is keenly, intelligently made. It
is written in brains.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Rochester (N. Y.)
Rural Home.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“If every representative and
senator in Congress, if the governors and
state officers of every State in the Union,
could read this volume, and become penetrated
with the force of the facts and reasonings
which are detailed therein, we
have no doubt that the spirit of the elements
that make up the South would be
better comprehended, and we should be
nearer a solution of the problem of reconstruction.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Troy (N. Y.) Whig.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“If this book don't move men,
and start the patriotic blood of the nation
into warmer flow, then we have mistaken
the American people.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Chicago Inter-Ocean.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="pressrelease group">
            <head>
              <hi rend="italics">The Author.</hi>
            </head>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The newspapers are trying their
wits at tracking the author. One reasonable
guess is, that the writer is Edmund
Kirke, well known for his picture of the
South in“Among the Pines.”But since
the book has been compared, and properly
so, to ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin,’ why not make
the parallel complete by attributing it to
the same author?”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Chicago Tribune.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“Who the author is we do not
know; but his publishers accredit him as
a person who has occupied places of trust
and prominence, both politically and professionally,
in the South. It is evident
that he possesses in an uncommon degree
the traits of a strong and accomplished
writer, and the power of constructing
and narrating a story which is at once
intensely interesting and profoundly
thoughtful. He has the faculty of discerning
the romantic aspects of the life and
scenes about him, and also a philosophical
calmness that enables him to probe the appearances,
and discover their motives and
meanings.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Boston Daily Advertiser.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“A number of newspapers are
attempting to trace the identity of the
author of this remarkable book. . . . 
Still other guessers think it comes from
some one of the near connections, in
Mississippi, of a notable New-Englander.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Yazoo City (Miss.) Herald.</hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
            <div4 type="press release">
              <p>“The story throughout is intensely
interesting and profoundly thoughtful.
In point of originality it will rank with the
best productions of American writers of
fiction; and it may be well to inquire, in
view of the power here displayed, whether
the long-looked-for native American novelist
who is to rival Dickens, and equal
Thackeray, and yet imitate neither, has not
been found. A romancist, sage, publicist,
politician, and philosopher in one, is a rare
combination.”<bibl>—<hi rend="italics">Concord (N.H.) <sic corr="Monitor.">Monitor</sic></hi></bibl></p>
            </div4>
          </div3>
        </div2>
      </div1>
      <div1 type="advertisement">
        <pb id="foola-6" n="a-6"/>
        <head>BY THE SAME AUTHOR.</head>
        <p>“<hi rend="italics">Undoubtedly the chief of American writers.</hi>”—TROY
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A FOOL'S ERRAND], whether the long-looked-for native American novelist
who is to rival Dickens, and equal Thackeray, and yet imitate
neither, has not been found. A romancist, sage, publicist, politician,
and philosopher in one, is a rare combination.”—<hi rend="italics">Concord (N.H.) Monitor.</hi></p>
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          <trailer>
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      </div1>
      <div1 type="title page image">
        <p>
          <figure id="title" entity="fooltp">
            <p>[Title Page Image]</p>
          </figure>
        </p>
      </div1>
      <div1 type="title page verso image">
        <p>
          <figure id="verso" entity="foolvs">
            <p>[Title Page Verso Image]</p>
          </figure>
        </p>
      </div1>
      <titlePage>
        <docTitle>
          <titlePart type="main">A
<lb/>
FOOL'S ERRAND.</titlePart>
          <lb/>
          <titlePart type="subtitle">BY
<lb/>
<hi rend="italics">ONE OF THE FOOLS.</hi></titlePart>
        </docTitle>
        <epigraph>
          <p>VARR. SERV. Thou art not altogether a fool.
<lb/>
FOOL. Nor thou altogether a wise man: as much foolery
As I have, so much wit thou lackest.
<bibl><hi rend="italics">Timon of Athens.</hi></bibl></p>
        </epigraph>
        <docImprint><pubPlace>NEW YORK:</pubPlace>
<publisher>FORDS, HOWARD, &amp; HULBERT.</publisher></docImprint>
        <pb id="foolverso" n="verso"/>
        <docImprint><docDate>COPYRIGHT, A.D. 1879,</docDate>
<publisher>By FORDS, HOWARD,&amp; HULBERT.</publisher></docImprint>
        <docImprint>J. CAMPBELL,<lb/>
PRINTER.<lb/>
15 Vandewater St., N.Y.</docImprint>
        <docImprint>J. FOWLER TROW,<lb/>
BINDER,<lb/>
NEW YORK.</docImprint>
      </titlePage>
      <div1 type="dedication">
        <pb id="fool1" n="1"/>
        <p>
          <figure id="ill1" entity="fool1">
            <p>[Dedication Page Image]</p>
          </figure>
        </p>
        <p>TO THE<lb/>
ANCIENT AND HONORABLE FAMILY OF
<lb/>
<hi rend="bold">FOOLS</hi>
<lb/>
THIS BOOK IS RESPECTFULLY AND LOVINGLY
<lb/>
DEDICATED
<lb/>
BY ONE OF THEIR NUMBER.</p>
      </div1>
      <pb id="fool3" n="3"/>
      <div1 type="letter to publishers">
        <head>LETTER TO THE PUBLISHERS.</head>
        <p>GENTLEMEN,—Your demand that I should write a <sic corr="&quot;Preface&quot;">“Preface</sic>
to the book you have printed seems to me utterly preposterous.
It is like a man introducing himself,—always an awkward,
and generally a useless piece of business. What is the use of
the “prologue to the epic coming on,”anyhow, unless it be a
sort of advertisement? and in that case you ought to write it.
Whoever does that should be
<q direct="unspecified"><lg type="verse"><l>“Wise enough to <hi rend="italics">play</hi> the fool;</l><l>And to do that well craves a sort of wit.”</l></lg></q>
That is not the kind of Fool I am. All such work I delegate
to you, and hereby authorize and empower you to say what you
please of what I have written, only begging you keep in mind
one clear distinction. There are two kinds of Fools. The real
Fool is the most sincere of mortals: the Court Fool and his
kind—the trifling, jesting buffoon—but simulate the family
virtue, and steal the family name, for sordid purposes.</p>
        <p>The life of the Fool proper is full of the poetry of faith.
He may run after a will-o'-the-wisp, while the Wise deride;
but to him it is a veritable star of hope. He differs from
his fellow-mortals chiefly in this, that he sees or believes
what they do not, and consequently undertakes what they
never attempt. If he succeed in his endeavor, the world
stops laughing, and calls him a Genius: if he fail, it laughs
the more, and derides his undertaking as A FOOL'S ERRAND.</p>
        <p>So the same individual is often both fool and genius,—a
fool all his life and a genius after his death, or a fool to one
century and a genius to the next, or a fool at home and a
prodigy abroad. Watt was a fool while he watched the tea-kettle,
but a genius when he had caught the imp that tilted
<pb id="fool4" n="4"/>
the lid. The gentle Genoese who wrested half the world
from darkness was a fool to the age which sought for the
Fountain of Youth; yet every succeeding one but multiplies
his praises. These are but types. The poet has incorporated
the recognized principle in the lines,—
<q direct="unspecified"><lg type="verse"><l>“Great wits to madness, sure, are near allied,</l><l>And thin partitions do their walls divide.”</l></lg></q>
It is, however, only in the element of simple, undoubting
<hi rend="italics">faith</hi>, that the kinship of genius and folly consists. One may
be an unquestioned Fool without any chance of being taken
for a Seer. This is, indeed, the case with most of the tribe.
It is success alone that transforms the credulity of folly into
acknowledged prophetic prevision.</p>
        <p>Noah was one of the earliest of the Fools thus vindicated.
The Wise Men of his day sat around on the dry-goods boxes,
and whittled and whistled, and quizzed the queer craft on
which he kept his sons and sons-in-law at work, till the keel
was as old as the frigate “Constitution“ before he was ready
to lay her upper decks. If the rain had not come at last,
they would never have got over laughing at his folly. The
Deluge saved his reputation, and made his Ark a success.
But it is not often that a Fool has a heavenly voice to guide
him, or a flood to help him out.</p>
        <p>This little tale is the narrative of one of Folly's failures.
The hero can lay no claim to greatness. A believing Noah
there is in it, a well-built ark, and an indubitable flood.
But the waters prevailed, and the Fool went down, and
many of the family with him. The Wise Men looked on
and laughed.</p>
        <p>The one merit which the story claims is that of honest,
uncompromising truthfulness of portraiture. Its pictures are
from life. And even in this which he boasts as a virtue may
be found, perhaps, the greatest folly yet committed by</p>
        <closer><signed>ONE OF THE FOOLS</signed>
<dateline>SEPTEMBER 1879.</dateline></closer>
      </div1>
      <div1 type="contents">
        <pb id="fool5" n="5"/>
        <head>CONTENTS.</head>
        <list type="simple">
          <item>I. THE GENESIS OF FOLLY . . . . . <ref target="fool7" targOrder="U">7</ref></item>
          <item>
II. <foreign lang="fre">LE PREMIER ACCÈS</foreign> . . . . . <ref target="fool10" targOrder="U">10</ref></item>
          <item>
III. SORROW COMETH WITH KNOWLEDGE . . . . . <ref target="fool13" targOrder="U">13</ref></item>
          <item>
IV. FROM BAD TO WORSE . . . . . <ref target="fool17" targOrder="U">17</ref></item>
          <item>
V. THE ORACLE IS CONSULTED . . . . . <ref target="fool21" targOrder="U">21</ref></item>
          <item>
VI. ALL LOST BUT HONOR . . . . . <ref target="fool23" targOrder="U">23</ref></item>
          <item>
VII. AN OLD “UNIONER”. . . . . <ref target="fool26" targOrder="U">26</ref></item>
          <item>
VIII. “THEIR EXITS AND THEIR ENTRANCES” . . . . . <ref target="fool33" targOrder="U">33</ref></item>
          <item>
IX. THE NEW KINGDOM . . . . . <ref target="fool37" targOrder="U">37</ref></item>
          <item>
X. POOR TRAY . . . . . <ref target="fool42" targOrder="U">42</ref></item>
          <item>
XI. A CAT IN A STRANGE GARRET . . . . . <ref target="fool48" targOrder="U">48</ref></item>
          <item>
XII. COMPELLED TO VOLUNTEER . . . . . <ref target="fool54" targOrder="U">54</ref></item>
          <item>
XIII. A TWO-HANDED GAME . . . . . <ref target="fool57" targOrder="U">57</ref></item>
          <item>
XIV. MURDER MOST FOUL . . . . . <ref target="fool65" targOrder="U">65</ref></item>
          <item>
XV. “WHO IS MY NEIGHBOR?” . . . . . <ref target="fool70" targOrder="U">70</ref></item>
          <item>
XVI. THE EDGE OF HOSPITALITY DULLED . . . . . <ref target="fool82" targOrder="U">82</ref></item>
          <item>
XVII. THE SECOND MILE POST . . . . . <ref target="fool85" targOrder="U">85</ref></item>
          <item>
XVIII. CONGRATULATION AND CONDOLENCE . . . . . <ref target="fool90" targOrder="U">90</ref></item>
          <item>
XIX. CITIZENS IN EMBRYO . . . . . <ref target="fool98" targOrder="U">98</ref></item>
          <item>
XX. OUT OF DUE SEASON . . . . . <ref target="fool112" targOrder="U">112</ref></item>
          <item>
XXI. HOW THE WISE MEN BUILDED . . . . . <ref target="fool119" targOrder="U">119</ref></item>
          <item>
XXII. COCK-CROW . . . . . <ref target="fool129" targOrder="U">129</ref></item>
          <item>
XXIII. THE DIE IS CAST . . . . . <ref target="fool135" targOrder="U">135</ref></item>
          <item>
XXIV. “WISDOM CRIETH IN THE STREETS” . . . . . <ref target="fool142" targOrder="U">142</ref></item>
          <pb id="fool6" n="6"/>
          <item>
XXV. A GRUMBLER'S FORECAST . . . . . <ref target="fool150" targOrder="U">150</ref></item>
          <item>
XXVI. BALAK AND BALAAM . . . . . <ref target="fool154" targOrder="U">154</ref></item>
          <item>
XXVII. A NEW INSTITUTION . . . . . <ref target="fool162" targOrder="U">162</ref></item>
          <item>
XXVIII. A BUNDLE OF DRY STICKS . . . . . <ref target="fool172" targOrder="U">172</ref></item>
          <item>
XXIX. FOOTING UP THE LEDGER . . . . . <ref target="fool176" targOrder="U">176</ref></item>
          <item>
XXX. A THRICE-TOLD TALE . . . . . <ref target="fool184" targOrder="U">184</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXI. THE FOLLY OF WISDOM . . . . . <ref target="fool201" targOrder="U">201</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXII. “OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE OF THE HEART” . . . . . <ref target="fool208" targOrder="U">208</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXIII. “LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG” . . . . . <ref target="fool216" targOrder="U">216</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXIV. THE HARVEST OF WISDOM . . . . . <ref target="fool224" targOrder="U">224</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXV. AN AWAKENING . . . . . <ref target="fool232" targOrder="U">232</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXVI. A RACE AGAINST TIME . . . . . <ref target="fool246" targOrder="U">246</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXVII. THE “REB” VIEW OF IT . . . . . <ref target="fool256" targOrder="U">256</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXVIII. “AND ALL THE WORLD WAS IN A SEA” . . . . . <ref target="fool270" targOrder="U">270</ref></item>
          <item>
XXXIX. “LIGHT SHINETH IN DARKNESS”. . . . . <ref target="fool285" targOrder="U">285</ref></item>
          <item>
XL. <foreign lang="lat">PRO BONO PUBLICO</foreign> . . . . . <ref target="fool292" targOrder="U">292</ref></item>
          <item>
XLI. “PEACE IN WARSAW” . . . . . <ref target="fool299" targOrder="U">299</ref></item>
          <item>
XLII. A FRIENDLY MEDIATION . . . . . <ref target="fool308" targOrder="U">308</ref></item>
          <item>
XLIII. UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER . . . . . <ref target="fool314" targOrder="U">314</ref></item>
          <item>
XLIV. PRIDE OVERMATCHING PRIDE . . . . . <ref target="fool326" targOrder="U">326</ref></item>
          <item>
XLV. WISDOM AND FOLLY MEET TOGETHER . . . . . <ref target="fool335" targOrder="U">335</ref></item>
          <item>
XLVI. HOME AT LAST . . . . . <ref target="fool348" targOrder="U">348</ref></item>
          <item>
XLVII. MONUMENTUM . . . . . <ref target="fool360" targOrder="U">360</ref></item>
        </list>
      </div1>
    </front>
    <body>
      <div1 type="main text">
        <pb id="fool7" n="7"/>
        <head>A FOOL'S ERRAND.</head>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER I.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>THE GENESIS OF FOLLY.</head>
          <p>THE Fool's patronymic was Servosse; his Christian name,
Comfort. His father was descended from one of those Gallic
families who abandoned the luxuries of <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fre">la belle France</foreign></hi> for an
Arcadia which in these later days has become synonymous
with bleakness, if not sterility. It is supposable that his ancestors,
before they adventured on the delights of Canadian
winters in exchange for the coast of Normandy or the plains
of Bordeaux, may have belonged to some noble family, who
drew their blood, clear and blue, from the veins of a Martelian
progenitor.</p>
          <p>It is, perhaps, but fair to presume that the exchange of skies
was made only for the glory of our gallant and good King
Louis, and the advancement of the holy Catholic faith in the
New World, rather than for the peace and quiet of the immediate
vicinage in which the ancestor dwelt. However this may
be, a later ancestor was among those, who, with that mixture of
courage and suavity which enabled the <hi rend="italics">voyageurs</hi> of that day
so successfully to secure and hold the good will of the unsophisticated
red-skin, pushed westward along the Great Lakes
until they came to the Straits, where so many advantages of a
trading-post were combined, that Detroit was there located and
christened.</p>
          <p>The mutations of government, the lapse of time, and the
anglicization of their surroundings had robbed the descendants
<pb id="fool8" n="8"/>
of the original Servosse of every trace of their Gallic ancestry
except the name; and it is only mentioned here for the benefit
of some curious student of mental phenomena with credence
in hereditary traits, who may believe that an ancestor who
could voluntarily abandon the champagnes of Burgundy for
the Heights of Abraham, by whatever enticing name the same
might be called, was quite capable of transmitting to his
descendants such an <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fre">accès de la folie</foreign></hi> as was manifested by our
particular Fool.</p>
          <p>Certainly, no such defect can be attributed to his maternal
line: they knew on which side their bread was buttered. Of
the truest of Puritan stock, the mother's family had found a
lodgment on a little hillside farm carved out of the Hop-Brook
Grant in Berkshire, which seemed almost as precarious
in its rocky ruggedness and inaccessibility as the barn-swallow's
nest, clinging in some mysterious way to the steep slope under
the eaves of the old hip-roofed barn against which it was
built. Yet, like the nest, the little hillside home had sufficed
for the raising of many a sturdy brood, who had flown away
to the constantly receding West almost before they had grown
to full-fledged man- and womanhood. Brave-hearted, strong-limbed,
and clear-headed, or, as they would now be called,<hi rend="italics"> level-headed</hi>,
were these children of the Berkshire hills. There was
no trace of mental unsoundness about any of them. Especially
free from such imputation was Eliza Hall, the golden-haired,
brown-eyed, youngest of nine, who, with her saucily upturning
nose, a few freckles on her round cheeks, which made their
peach-bloom all the more noticeable,—despite the entreaties
of friends, the prayers of lovers, and the protest of parents,—
would away to the West in her eighteenth year to become a
Yankee schoolma'am in Michigan.</p>
          <p>That the young lumberman, Michael Servosse,—rich in the
limitless possibilities of a future cast in the way which had
been marked out by nature as the path of advancing empire,
a brave heart and unquenchable energy, to whom thousands
of acres of unrivaled pine-lands yielded tribute, and whose
fleet of snug schooners was every year growing larger,—that
<pb id="fool9" n="9"/>
he should capture and mate with the fair bird from the New-England
home-nest was as fitting as the most enthusiastic
advocate of natural selection could desire. They were the
fairest types of remote stocks of kindred races, invigorated by
the fresh life of a new continent.</p>
          <p>The first fruit of such a union was the Fool, born on the first
day of the month of flowers, in the year of grace one thousand
eight hundred and thirty-four, on the very spot where
the Iroquois met in council with the great chief Pontiac when
the cunning plan was devised to gain entrance to the fort by
playing a game of lacrosse on the parade-ground for the
amusement of the garrison. The wife of a year, as the
perils of maternity drew nigh in the absence of her husband,
who was up the lake attending to his spring shipments,
began to sigh for her far-away mountain home, and so named
the new life, which brought consolation to her loneliness,
<hi rend="italics">Comfort.</hi></p>
          <p>During his babyhood, boyhood, and youth, our hero manifested
none of those characteristics from which he afterwards
received the name by which he is known in these pages. He
was reared with care. Though his father died while he was
yet young, he left sufficient estate to enable the mother to give
to her children every advantage of education, and divide a
small surplus between them as each arrived at man's estate.
The young Servosse, therefore, ate, drank, and slept, studied,
played, and quarreled, like other boys. Like others who
enter college, and have constitutions sufficiently robust to avoid
dyspepsia arising from sedentary habits and the frying-pan,
he left it at the end of four years, with a diploma properly
signed and sealed, as well as very prettily printed on mock
parchment, which was quite as good as veritable sheepskin for
such a purpose. He studied law, as so many sensible men
have done before his day, and with his first mustache was
admitted under all the legal forms to sign himself “Attorney
and Counselor at Law,” and allowed to practice his art upon
such clients as he could decoy into any of the courts of the
Commonwealth of Michigan. Thereupon, putting in force the
<pb id="fool10" n="10"/>
“<hi rend="italics">Circumspice</hi>” which appeared upon the seal attached to his
license, he cast about for a place in which to set snares for the
unwary, and pitched upon the town of Peru; hung out his
shingle; obtained a fair business; married the pretty Metta
Ward; and, in the summer of his twenty-seventh year, manifested
the first symptoms of that mental weakness which led
him to perform the task of unwisdom hereinafter narrated.</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER II.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>
            <foreign lang="fre">LE PREMIER ACCÈS.</foreign>
          </head>
          <p>IT was the 23d of July in his twenty-seventh year. He had
been for several days in a very depressed state of mind, nervous
and irritable, beset by gloomy forebodings, wakeful, and,
when he did sleep, moaning as if in anguish of mind, talking
in his sleep, or waking suddenly and crying out, as if in danger
or distress. There was nothing in his social or business relations
to justify any such state of mind. He was very warmly
regarded by the little community in which he was settled,—a
leader in its social life, an active member of the church in
which he had been reared, and superintendent of its sabbath
school. He had a good home, undistinguished by mortgage or
incumbrance of any sort; a wife, whose energy and activity
kept this home in the neatest possible condition, almost as it
seemed without exertion, and certainly without the tyranny of
servants; an office in the very center of the town, where it
could not escape the search of the most unwilling or unobservant
seeker; and a practice which yielded him more than he
had any call to spend. All this should have made him the
most contented and happy of men.</p>
          <p>Yet, in spite of all these comforting surroundings, he had for
a considerable time neglected his business to a marked degree,
and seemed to have little interest in those things which ought
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most nearly to have concerned him. For the last few days he
seemed to have had no heart or interest in any thing save the
results of a battle, which was said to have been fought half
a thousand miles away, in which neither he nor any one of his
clients had an interest which could have been measured by the
American unit of value or any fraction thereof. Yet this
young attorney was refusing to eat or drink, because he did not
know the results of said battle, or perhaps because he feared
that it might not turn out to his notion.</p>
          <p>Metta, his young wife, was surprised and alarmed. Never
before had there been any thing like trouble in the breast of
her spouse, that he did not lighten his heart of at least half its
load by at once revealing to her the cause of his annoyance.
The difficulties of each puzzling case were talked over with
her; and not unfrequently her pure unbiased heart had pointed
out to him equities which his grosser nature had failed to perceive.
Had he been cast in an action, he was sure to come
home at night, perhaps dragging and weary with the story
of his discomfiture, to receive consolation and encouragement
from her lips; but this new trouble he had studiously concealed
from her. At least he had refrained from all conversation
in regard to it, and revealed its existence only by the
involuntary symptoms which we have set forth. But who could
conceal such symptoms from the eye of love? She had seen
them, and wept and trembled at the evil that portended. She
was no skilled student of mental phenomena; but, if she had
been, she would have known that all these indications—insomnia,
causeless apprehension, anxiety in regard to matters of
no personal moment to him, moodiness, and studious concealment
of the cause of his disquietude—were most infallible
indications of mental disorder. Yet, although she did not
know this as a scientific fact, her heart had diagnosed the
symptoms; and the prescience of love had taught her with
unerring accuracy to apprehend the evil which impended.
With the self-forgetfulness of womanly devotion, she had concealed
her sorrow from the purblind eyes of the dull mole
whose heart was occupied only with the morbid fancies which
<pb id="fool12" n="12"/>
were eating their relentless way into his soul. She wept in
secret over what she foresaw, and pressed her hands with tearful
beseeching to her troubled heart, while her white lips
uttered the prayer, which she felt could not be answered, “I
pray Thee, let this cup pass from me!”</p>
          <p>Yet she met him, through whom she knew this affliction
must come, ever with smiles and gladness. At morn she kissed
him farewell, as he stood on the vine-covered porch of their
little cottage, when he started for his office, while the balmy
breath of the summer morning blew over them, and the bees
hummed from flower to flower, sipping the honeyed dew from
the throats of the unclosed morning-glories. At noon, when
he came for the mid-day meal, the door flew open before his
hand had touched the knob, and she stood before him in the
little hall, draped in the neat, cool muslin which became her so
well, a smile upon her lips, and inextinguishable lovelight in
her eyes. And when he would sit in moody silence after their
pleasant tea, while the evening shadows fell around,—brooding,
ever brooding, over the evil which he would persist in
making his own,—she would steal into his lap, and her soft
arms would clasp his neck, while her lips would not rest from
prattle or song until bribed into silence by kisses or laughter.
Never had his home been so sweet. Never <hi rend="italics">could</hi> home be
sweeter. Yet all this seemed only to increase his melancholy,
and make him even more moody and disconsolate.</p>
          <p>On the previous day he had come home before the tea-table
had been set,—an hour before his usual time; but somehow she
had expected that he would do so. She had peeped through
the blinds of her little chamber, and seen him coming; so that,
as he climbed wearily up the steps, he found her standing on
the lower stair in the hall, her lips wreathed in smiles, and her
head crowned with roses, as she waited to spring into his arms.</p>
          <p>“O Metta!” he said in an agonized voice, as he clasped her
to his breast, and then put her away, and looked into her blushing
face and into the eyes which were crowding back the tears
she was determined should not flow,—“O Metta, we are
beaten!”</p>
          <pb id="fool13" n="13"/>
          <p>“In what case?” she asked, at once pretending to misunderstand
the purport of his words.</p>
          <p>He saw the pretty little trick; but he was too sad, and melancholy
had taken too firm a hold upon him, to allow him to
reward it with a smile.</p>
          <p>“Alas!” he sighed, “this can be laughed away no longer.
Blood has been shed. Not a few lives, but a thousand, have
been lost. Our army has fought at a place called Bull Run,
and been terribly defeated.”</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER III.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>SORROW COMETH WITH KNOWLEDGE.</head>
          <p>THERE were no more smiles in the cozy home after that
announcement. He had brought with him a newspaper, whose
horrible details absorbed his attention, and from which he read
aloud to her, as with noiseless step and white lips and ashen
cheeks she went about preparing the evening meal, of which
they had partaken together for the last time alone. Another
presence—grim and terrible—sat at the board with them that
night, and imbittered all the sweet viands which her pretty
hands had prepared with such loving care. The name of this
presence was <hi rend="italics">War.</hi> It sat opposite the wife, and over against
the husband. Its shadow blighted his brain, and paralyzed her
heart. She could not eat; and the Fool noticed dully, when he
could lift his eyes from the paper beside his plate, that there
were great black circles about her eyes, which were not there
when he had first met her in the hall that morning.</p>
          <p>After supper he went out, which was another sign of mental
alienation; since he had never before known a time when he
would willingly leave his pretty home and gentle wife for the
society of men. He stayed late, and she pretended to be asleep
when he came in. She had been weeping in her loneliness;
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and her heart was so sore that she could not venture to give
him the good-night kiss, which she had never before omitted.
In the morning there was the same heaviness; and the same
Shadow sat with them at the breakfast-table and mocked at the
Fool, as he read the morning's paper, and did not see the tears
that rolled down the wife's cheeks.</p>
          <p>He did not come home to dine, but sent word that he was
too busy to leave his office; and it was late when he came to
supper. His melancholy seemed to have departed; and he was
strangely, unnaturally cheerful and tender to his young wife.
He came up the steps with a bound, took her lovingly from
the lower stair, where she generally awaited him, and, when he
had kissed her a dozen times or so, bore her in his arms to the
dining-room, where the tea-table was already spread. Through
the whole meal he rattled on of every thing except the fearful
Shadow which sat opposite, and which <hi rend="italics">he</hi> pretended not to see.
When the meal was over, he led his wife into the sitting-room;
and taking a seat by the window, over which clambered a rose-tree,
some blossoms from which were in her hair, he seated her
upon his lap, kissed her again and again, and finally said in
tremulous tones,—</p>
          <p>“Metta, the governor has called for more troops.”</p>
          <p>There was no response, except that the bowed head upon his
breast nestled closer, and there was a sound of a sob choked
down in the white throat.</p>
          <p>“Don't you think, Metta, that I—that is—we—ought
to do something—for the country?”</p>
          <p>Then came a little wailing cry.</p>
          <p>“Didn't I pick lint for two whole days, and sew bandages,
and roll them; and [a burst of tears] I'm sure I'm willing to
do it every day—if—if—if it will do any good.”</p>
          <p>Then the tears flowed in a torrent, and the slender form
shook with successive sobs, as if a great deep had been suddenly
broken up.</p>
          <p>“Oh, I didn't mean that!” said the Fool. “Don't you
think <hi rend="italics">I</hi> ought to do something?—that I ought to—to—
go?”</p>
          <pb id="fool15" n="15"/>
          <p>“Go! where?” came the response in assumed wonder; for
she would not understand.</p>
          <p>“To the war, dear,”he answered gently.</p>
          <p>“What!” she cried. “You! you! my husband! Oh, it is
not, it can not be so! Surely there is no need of that. Can
we not do enough—our share—without that? O darling, I
should die!”</p>
          <p>She sobbed as if about to make good her words, and clung
about his neck with kisses and tears mingled in distracted
confusion.</p>
          <p>“Oh, if I should lose you! Darling, darling! think of our
pretty home! your bright future, and—and,” she whispered
something in his ear. “Surely some must stay at home; and
why not you?”</p>
          <p>“Nay, nay, darling,” he said, “do not tempt me! I know it
is hard; but I could not look you in the face, and know that I
had shirked the call. Nay more, my darling! I could not gaze
without a blush into the innocent face of that little child, if
I should fail to take a man's part in the great struggle which
the nation is waging with the wrong! I could not see your
babe, and think that it might some time blush for its father's
cowardice!”</p>
          <p>As if it could make any possible difference to the little one
who was expected, whether its father continued a thrifty and
prosperous attorney, as he had hitherto been, or became a red-handed
slayer of men! or, indeed, whether the said heir
expectant would not be better pleased, and his interests better
served, by his father taking the former course rather than the
latter!</p>
          <p>However, the young wife saw that it was useless to argue
with a mind so evidently distorted in its apprehension of facts,
and lay weeping and sobbing in his arms until he had fired
her fancy with bright pictures of military glory and the
sweets of the return home, when Peace should crown him with
laurels, and spread a feast of all good things for the heroes
who went forth to battle for the right.</p>
          <p>So, in a few days, he marched forth clad in the foolish
<pb id="fool16" n="16"/>
foppery of war, avoiding his wife's tearful gaze, and taking
pride and credit to himself for so doing.</p>
          <p>He was the captain of the “Peru Invincibles,” which constituted
Company B of an infantry regiment, that did an
incredible amount of boasting at the outset, a marvelous
amount of running soon after, and a reasonable amount of
fighting still later in the Civil War, which had then just
begun.</p>
          <p>This species of mental alienation was then of such frequent
occurrence that it might well be regarded as epidemic. It
displayed itself chiefly in an irresistible inclination to the
wearing of blue clothing and the carrying of dangerous
weapons, together with a readiness to use them in a very
unpleasant and reckless manner. There were many mild
cases, in which the mania manifested itself in very loud and
reckless talk about what ought to be done. These cases were
not at all dangerous, as they never went beyond that point.
The persons acutely affected received different names in
different localities. In some they were called “Boys in Blue,”
“The Country's Hope,” and “Our Brave Soldier-Boys;” while
in others they were termed “Lincoln's Hirelings,” “Abolition
Hordes,” and “Yankee Vandals.” It may be observed, too,
that the former methods of distinguishing them prevailed
generally in the States lying to the north, and the latter in
those lying to the south, of what used to be called “Mason and
Dixon's line.” Both meant the same thing. The difference
was only in the form of expression peculiar to the respective
regions. All these names, when properly translated, signified
<hi rend="italics">Fools.</hi></p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <pb id="fool17" n="17"/>
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER IV.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>FROM BAD TO WORSE.</head>
          <p>FOUR years have elapsed, and our Fool is lying on the greensward,
under the clustering maples, in front of the little cottage
from which he marched away in stoical disregard of his young
wife's tears.</p>
          <p>A rollicking witch, whom he calls “Lil,” is fighting a sham
battle with the soldier-papa whom she has never seen until a
week before, but whom she now tramples and punches and
pelts with that sublime disregard for the feelings of the assaulted
party which shows the confidence she has in his capacity
to “endure hardness like a good soldier.” Resting with
her back against the tree-trunk, with a mass of fluffy white
cloth overspreading the light dotted muslin which rises about
her in cool profusion as she sits among the long grass, is Metta,
the brave young wife, whose tears ceased to flow when she
found they were powerless to detain the Fool away from war's
alarms, and were all turned into smiles, and treasured up to
await his return and restoration to his right mind.</p>
          <p>Ah! many a thousand times her heart has stood still with
fear for him; and now, as she playfully watches the struggle
going on, we can see that there is an older look upon her brow
than we had marked there before. The gray eyes have a
soberer light, though brimming over with joy; the lips, a trick
of closing sharply, as if they would shut back the sob of fear;
and the hand wanders often to the side, as if it would hush by
its presence the wild beatings of a sad heart. No wonder; for
the Shadow that sat at their table four years before had breakfasted,
dined, and supped with her ever since, until the Fool
came back a week ago. She knows that she has grown old,—
lived many a decade in those four years; but she has quite forgiven
the unconscious cause of all her woe, and is busily engaged
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in preparing garments which shall carry no hint of his
unfortunate malady. Indeed, it may be said that she has some
pardonable pride in the <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fre">éclat</foreign></hi> with which he returns. He has
been promoted and gazetted for gallant conduct, and general
orders and reports have contained his name; while the newspapers
have teemed with glowing accounts of his gallantry.
He is colonel now; has been breveted a brigadier-general,
but despises the honor which comes as a thing of course, instead
of being won by hard knocks. He is over thirty; and, as
he romps with their first-born, she looks forward to how many
ages of ecstasy in the sweet seclusion of their pretty home.</p>
          <p>“There, there, Lily! go and play with Pedro,” she says at
length. “You will tire papa. He is not used to having such
a sturdy little girl to romp with him.”</p>
          <p>She is half jealous of the child, who shares her husband's
attention which she has hungered for so long. The child goes
over to the old Newfoundland who is stretched at ease on the
other side of the tree; and, when the parents look again, her
golden curls are spread upon his shaggy coat, and both are
asleep. The wife draws her husband's hand upon her knee,
lets fall her needle, and forgets the world in the joy of his presence
and of communion with him.</p>
          <p>“Do you know, Metta,” he said after a long silence, “that I
have half a mind to go back?”</p>
          <p>“Back! where?” she asked in surprise.</p>
          <p>“Why, back to the South, whence I have just come,” he
answered.</p>
          <p>“What! to live?” she asked, with wide, wondering eyes.</p>
          <p>“Certainly: at least I hope so,” he responded gayly.</p>
          <p>“But you are not in earnest, Comfort, surely,” with an undertone
of pain in her voice.</p>
          <p>“Indeed I am, dear!” he replied. “You see, this is the
way I look at it. I have been gone four years. These other
fellows, Gobard and Clarke, have come in, and got my practice
all away. It could not be otherwise. If not they, it must have
been some others. People must have lawyers as well as doctors.
So I must start anew, even if I remain here.”</p>
          <pb id="fool19" n="19"/>
          <p>“But it will not be difficult,” she interrupted. “You do not
know how many of your old clients have asked about you, and
were only waiting for your return to give you their business
again.”</p>
          <p>“Of course; but it will be slow work, and I have lost four
years. Remember, I am over thirty now; and we have only
our house and the surplus of my savings in the army,—not
any thing like the competency I hoped to have secured by this
time,” he said somewhat gloomily.</p>
          <p>“But surely there is no haste. We are yet young, and have
only Lily. We can live very snugly, and you will soon have
a much better business than ever before. I am sure of that,”
she hastened to say.</p>
          <p>“But, darling, do you know I am half afraid to stay here?
It is true I look brown and rugged from exposure,—as who that
went to the sea with Sherman does not?— and my beard, which
has grown long and full, no doubt gives me a look of sturdiness
and strength; but for several months I have been far from
well. I weigh much less than when I left here; and this old
wound in my lungs has been troubling me a deal of late.
Dr. Burns told me that my only chance for length of days was
a long rest in a genial climate. He says I am worn out; and
of course it shows at the weak point, just like a chain. I am
afraid I shall never practice my profession again. It hardly
seems as if I could stand it to sit at the desk, or address a
jury.”</p>
          <p>“Is it so, darling?” she asked with trembling lips, while the
happiness fled out of her face, and left the dull gray which had
come to be its accustomed look during those long years of
waiting.</p>
          <p>“Yes,” he answered tenderly; “but do not be alarmed. It is
nothing serious—at least not now. I was thinking, as we had
to begin over after a fashion, whether, considering every thing,
it would not be best to go South. We could buy a plantation,
and settle down to country life for a few years; and I may get
over all traces of this difficulty in that climate. This is what
the doctor advises.”</p>
          <pb id="fool20" n="20"/>
          <p>“But will it be safe there? Can we live there among the
rebels?” she inquired anxiously.</p>
          <p>“Oh,” he responded promptly, “I have no fear of that!
The war is over, and we who have been fighting each other are
now the best of friends. I do not think there will be a particle
of danger. For a few months there may be disorders in
some sections; but they will be very rare, and will not last any
time.”</p>
          <p>“Well, dear,” she said thoughtfully, “you know that I will
always say as Ruth did, and most cheerfully too, ‘Whither
thou goest, I will go.’ You know better than I; and, if your
health demands it, no consideration can be put beside that.
Yet I must own that I have serious apprehensions in regard
to it.”</p>
          <p>“Oh,” he replied, “there must be great changes, of course!
Slavery has been broken up, and things must turn into new
grooves; but I think the country will settle up rapidly, now
that slavery is out of the way. Manufactures will spring up,
immigration will pour in, and it will be just the pleasantest
part of the country. I believe one-fifth of our soldiers—and
that the very best part of them too—will find homes in the
South in less than two years, just as soon as they can clear
out their old places, and find new ones there to their mind.”</p>
          <p>So he talked, forgetful of the fact that the social conditions
of three hundred years are not to be overthrown in a moment,
and that differences which have outlasted generations, and
finally ripened into war, are never healed by simple victory,—
that the broken link can not be securely joined by mere juxtaposition
of the fragments, but must be fused and hammered
before its fibers will really unite.</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <pb id="fool21" n="21"/>
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER V.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>THE ORACLE IS CONSULTED.</head>
          <p>THE doubt which Metta had expressed led the Fool, a few
days afterwards, to address a grave, wise man, in whose judgment
he had always placed much reliance, in order to obtain
his views upon the proposed change of domicile. So he wrote
to his former college-president, the Rev. Enos Martin, D.D.:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“MY DEAR OLD FRIEND,—The fact that I paid so little heed to
your monitions when under your charge, is perhaps the reason why
I prize your opinion upon any important matter now. I would like
to have your views on the question following, promising to weigh
them carefully, though I may not act upon them.</p>
                  <p>“I am considering the idea of removing my household gods to
Dixie. So far as my personal characteristics are concerned, you
know them better than any one else probably, except myself, and
would not take my own estimate of what you do not know. I can
muster a few thousand dollars,—from eight to ten perhaps. I have
come out of the war a little the worse for what I have been through;
having some trouble in or about one lung, no one seems to know
just where, and some other mementos of the affectionate regard of
our rebel friends. I find my practice gone, of course, and am a bit
afraid of our cold winters. As I desire your views, I will not give
mine. Of course I must burn my bridges if I go. I am too old to
face a future containing two upheavals.</p>
                  <closer><salute>“Yours ever,</salute>
<signed>“COMFORT SERVOSSE.”</signed></closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
          <p>In a few days there came this answer:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“MY DEAR COLONEL,—I am glad to hear you are considering
the question stated in your letter. Of course I can not <hi rend="italics">advise</hi> you, in
the ordinary sense of that word; nor do I suppose you desire that I
should. I can only give my general impressions in regard to the
future of that part of the country to which you think of removing.</p>
                  <p>“It is too soon to speculate as to what will be the course of the
government in regard to the rebellious sections. A thousand plans
<pb id="fool22" n="22"/>
are proposed, all of them, as it seems to me, crude, incomplete, and
weak. One thing is certain, I think: no one will be punished for
rebellion. It is true, Davis and a few others may be invited to go
abroad for a few years for the country's good, and perhaps at its expense;
but it will end there. There will be no examples made, no
reprisals, no confiscation. At the same time, if the results of the
war are to be secured, and the nation protected against the recurrence
of such a calamity, these States must be rebuilt from the very
ground-sill. I am afraid this is not sufficiently realized by the country.
I have no idea of any immediate trouble in the South. Such
exhaustive revolutions as we have had do not break forth into new
life readily. It is the smoldering embers which are to be feared,
perhaps a score of years hence. And this can be prevented only by
a thorough change in the tone and bent of the people. How much
prospect there is of such change being wrought by the spontaneous
action of the Southern people, I do not know: I fear, not much.</p>
                  <p>“It seems to me that the only way to effect it is by the influence
of Northern immigration. Of course the old economies of the plantation
and the negro-quarters will have to give way. The labor of
that section must be organized, or rather taught to manage itself, to
become automatic in its operations. The former master is not prepared
to do this: First, because he does not know how; and, secondly,
because the freedman has no confidence in his old master's desire to
promote <hi rend="italics">his</hi> interests. There will be exceptions; but this will be the
rule. In this re-organization, I think men who have been acquainted
with free labor will be able to give valuable aid, and accomplish good
results. I look and hope for considerable movements of population,
both from the North to the South, and <hi rend="italics">vice versa</hi>; because I think it
is only by such intermingling of the people of the two sections that
they can ever become one, and the danger of future evil be averted.
Should the present controversy be concluded, and new States erected
in the recently rebellious sections, without a large increase of the
Northern element in their populations, I am confident that the result
will be but temporary, and the future peace of the country insecure.</p>
                  <p>“As to the social and financial prospects of persons removing
there, I suppose it depends very much on the persons themselves,
and the particular locality to which they go. I should say you were
well fitted for such pioneer work; and, if you should conclude to go,
I wish you all success and happiness in your new home, and trust
that you may find there friends as devoted and sincere as you have
hitherto secured by an upright and honorable life.</p>
                  <closer><salute>“May God bless you and yours!</salute>
<signed>“ENOS MARTIN.”</signed></closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
          <pb id="fool23" n="23"/>
          <p>By this letter, both the notions of the Fool and the fears of
his wife were strengthened. Metta, seeing him grow more and
more settled in his determination, did not think it worth while
to offer any further opposition; but consoled herself with the
reflection that her husband's health was the thing of prime importance,
and smothered her fear with a blind, baseless hope,
that, because what the purposed doing was a thing born of
good motive and kindly feeling, it would be prospered. Some
people call that “faith;” and it is no doubt a great consolation,
perhaps the only one, when reason and common sense are
squarely opposed to the course one is taking.</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER VI.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>ALL LOST BUT HONOR.</head>
          <p>WHILE the matter was in this unsettled state, the Fool received
a letter from Colonel Ezekiel Vaughn of Pipersville, a
town in which his command had been for some time quartered
just before he had quitted the service, to which fact, among
other things, he was indebted for the honor of Colonel Vaughn's,
acquaintance.</p>
          <p>Some few days after the collapse of the Confederacy, a gentleman
had presented himself at the headquarters of the Fool
in Pipersville, and directed the orderly in attendance to announce
that,—</p>
          <p>“Colonel Ezekiel Vaughn desired to surrender, and take the oath of allegiance.”</p>
          <p>Thereupon he was ushered into the presence of our hero, and
with considerable pomposity announced the fact again. Somehow
he did not seem to the young soldier to have that air of
one accustomed to camps and the usage of armies which was to
be expected from a veteran of a four-years' war, who came in
at the last moment to give up his sword, after all his comrades
<pb id="fool24" n="24"/>
had been paroled and had departed. It is true, he had on the
regulation gray suit of “the enemy;” and the marks of rank
upon the collar might at one time have been intended for the
grade he had announced. He wore a light slouch hat, which,
though not of any prescribed pattern, had evidently seen much
service of some kind. But the surrender brought to light some
queer specimens of uniform and equipments, so that Colonel Servosse
would not have been surprised at any thing that an officer
might have worn. There was something, however, in the loud
and somewhat effusive greeting, which, even allowing all that
it was possible should be credited to laxity of discipline,
showed that the man before him was not accustomed to association
with military men. So he asked quietly,—</p>
          <p>“Of what regiment, sir?”</p>
          <p>“Colonel Vaughn,—Colonel Vaughn,” said that worthy, depositing
himself upon a camp stool, as if in assertion of his familiarity
with military surroundings. “Well, sir,” he continued
in a loud and somewhat assuming tone, “you've got us, overpowered
us at last. It was the Irish and Germans that did it.
I had no idea you could get so many of them. They just
swarmed on your side. The Yankees never could have whipped
us in the world by themselves,—never. But it's over. I surrender,
—give up,—quit. I'm not one of those that want to
keep up a fuss always. I've come in to give myself up, and go
to work now to try and make bread and meat, sir,—bread and
meat. You uns have freed all the niggers, so that we have
nobody to work for us. Have to come to it ourselves. Haven't
you got a mule you could let me have, Colonel? Hain't got no
money; but Zek'le Vaughn's credit's tolerably good yet, I
reckon. Lost forty odd niggers,—as likely ones, too, as ever
stood 'twixt soil and sunshine,—and now have got to go to
plowing—at <hi rend="italics">my</hi> age. It's hard; but we've got to have bread
and meat,—bread and meat, sir. Hard, but can't be helped.
Did all I could agin ye; but here you are. Let me take the
oath. I want to be sworn, and go to plowing before the sun
gets too hot.”</p>
          <p>“What regiment did you say, sir?” repeated the officer.</p>
          <pb id="fool25" n="25"/>
          <p>“Oh, never mind the regiment!” said the other: “that's all
over now. Just Say Colonel Ezekiel Vaughn: that's enough.
Everybody knows Colonel Vaughn,—Zeke Vaughn. I shouldn't
wonder if you should find they knew me up at headquarters.”</p>
          <p>“It is necessary, sir, that I have the name and number of
your regiment before you can be paroled,” said the officer
sharply.</p>
          <p>“Ah, yes! the regiment. Well, Colonel, you are mighty particular,
it seems to me. What difference can it make now, I
should like to know?” he asked.</p>
          <p>“It is necessary to identify you,” was the reply.</p>
          <p>“Ay, yes! I see. You are afraid I might break my parole,
and give you some trouble. I confess I have not been whipped;
but I am overpowered,—overpowered, sir,—and I surrender in
good faith. I give my honor, sir,—the honor of a Southern
gentleman,—as well as my oath, sir!” he said, with a great
show of offended dignity.</p>
          <p>“That may be, Colonel,” responded the officer; “but our
orders require that you shall be fully identified.”</p>
          <p>“Well, well! that's very proper. Just say Colonel Vaughn of
Pipersville: that will identify me. Everybody in the State
knows me.  No use of my trying to get away. I shall be right
here, when you want to find me, ready to come up, and be hung,
if that is to be the end of it. Oh, I meant it! I was one of
the original ‘Secesh,’—one of the immortal thirteen that voted
for it in this county. I never would have stopped fightin' ye if
I'd had my way. You'd never 'a' got here if I'd had my way!
But that's all over now. I want my parole, so I can go home,
and go to killin' grass!”</p>
          <p>“When I learn your regiment and command, I will fill out
the blank,” answered the officer decisively.</p>
          <p>“Oh, yes! the regiment. Well, Colonel, the fact is,—
ahem!—that I've,—ahem! I've done forgot what number it
was.”</p>
          <p>“What! forgotten the number of your regiment?”</p>
          <p>“Dog-goned if I hain't,—slick as you please. You see,
wasn't in one of the regular regiments.”</p>
          <pb id="fool26" n="26"/>
          <p>“Well, what was your command? to what division or brigade
were you attached?”</p>
          <p>“Well, I wa'n't exactly attached to any.”</p>
          <p>“Did you have an independent command?”</p>
          <p>“No: not exactly.”</p>
          <p>“Were you on staff duty?”</p>
          <p>“Not exactly.”</p>
          <p>“Will you tell me what you were <hi rend="italics">‘exactly’?</hi>”</p>
          <p>“Well, you see, Colonel, I was just sorter sloshin' around
loose-like.”</p>
          <p>“Orderly!”said the officer.</p>
          <p>A soldier entered the room, and, saluting his chief, stood
waiting for orders.</p>
          <p>“Take that man to the guard-house!”</p>
          <p>“But—Colonel,—I,”—</p>
          <p>“Go on!”said the officer.</p>
          <p>“But—I protest, Colonel,—I,”—</p>
          <p>“Not a word, sir! Take him out!”</p>
          <p>The soldier took a gun which stood in the corner of the
room, and motioned towards the door.</p>
          <p>Colonel Ezekiel Vaughn took his way through it without
more ado, and was marched to the guard-house at the point of
the bayonet, and in constant apprehension lest the orderly's
gun might explode.</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER VII.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>AN OLD “UNIONER.”</head>
          <p>IN a little time another party was ushered into the colonel's
quarters. He was a tall, lank countryman, clad in a suit of
country jeans, which was at that time almost the exclusive
wear. He had a long, scraggly beard, of a dull, sandy color,
with streaks of gray; and, as he took off his hat and bowed
deferentially, his head appeared quite bald. There was a
<pb id="fool27" n="27"/>
shrewd look in his small gray eyes, and he seemed to approach
the officer as one who had a right to speak freely with him.
He coughed slightly, and put a hand to his gray beard with a
pathetic gesture as he said,—</p>
          <p>“Colonel Servosse, I reckon.”</p>
          <p>“Yes, sir. What can I do for you?” was the answer.</p>
          <p>“Wal, I don't know ez any thin'. I jes' thought I'd drop in
an' chat a little.” He coughed again, and added apologetically,
“I'll set down, ef you'll allow.”</p>
          <p>“Oh, certainly!” said the officer; but the stranger had seated
himself without waiting for a reply.</p>
          <p>“I reckon you don't know me, Colonel. No? Wal! my
name's Brown,—Jayhu Brown.”</p>
          <p>“Jehu Brown! Not the man who piloted the boys that
escaped from Salisbury prison through the mountains in
eighteen sixty-four?”</p>
          <p>“Yes,” with another cough, “I'm that man. You weren't
in the crowd; were ye, Colonel?”</p>
          <p>“No; but I had a friend who was, and he gave me an explicit
injunction, if ever I came into this section to find you
out, remember him to you, and, if I could serve you in any
manner, to do so for his sake.”</p>
          <p>“Thank ye. What might be his name?”</p>
          <p>“Edgarton—Captain Edgarton—of the Michigan Battery!"</p>
          <p>“Oh, yes! I mind him well now. A big-shouldered, likely
man, with long hair curlin' in his neck. I cut it off, so that it
shouldn't be a mark to foller us by. He's well, I hope.” And
the old man coughed again.</p>
          <p>“In excellent health. Is a colonel of artillery now, and
chief of that arm, on the staff of General Davis of the Fourteenth
Corps. He would be overjoyed to see you.”</p>
          <p>“Thank ye, thank ye! So you'd heard of ole Jayhu before?”
said he with another apologetic cough. “I thought I'd
never seed ye. It's not often Jayhu Brown forgits a man he's
once sot his eyes on, or his name either; an' I couldn't make
out that I'd ever run across yours, though them prisoners was
that thin an' wasted that the best man might forget to make
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'em out arter they'd hed a few months of full feed.” He
coughed again, a sort of chuckling hack, which seemed to take
the place of laughter with him.</p>
          <p>“You seem to be in bad health, Mr. Brown,” remarked the
colonel, alluding to his cough.</p>
          <p>“Wal, not partickelar,” answered Brown. “[Hack, hack.]
I never was very stout, though I've managed to pull through
as many close places as most men. That was a monstrous close
time going with them ar fellows from Salisbury. [Hack,
hack.]”</p>
          <p>“Won't you have a little whiskey?” asked the colonel,
mindful of what constituted hospitality in the region where he
was.</p>
          <p>“Wal, now, Colonel, it's mighty kind of you to think on't
I don't keer ef I du just drink the health of an old friend with
ye [Hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>The orderly was called, glasses set out, and liquor, sugar, and
water placed before the old man.</p>
          <p>“No, I thank ye!” said he: “none of them fixin's fer me.
I allers did like my liquor clar,—clar an' straight.” And he
poured out a brimming goblet of the fiery liquid. “I never
drinks liquor, as some folks does, just for the fun of the thing;
but I takes a full charge, an' means business. A man at my
day hain't got no time to fool away mixin' drinks. [Hack,
hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>He placed his hand over his mouth, as he coughed, with a
pathetic expression of countenance that suggested visions of
the churchyard.</p>
          <p>“I don't often drink,—never, unless I need it, or feel a
hankerin' fer it. Never was drunk in my life, and don't 'llow
to be; but I've allers hearn that what was wuth doin' at all
was wuth doin' well.”</p>
          <p>Again he pressed his hand to his breast with that peculiar,
hacking cough, which seemed to be an apology, chuckle, or
explanation, as served. His tall, slender form and solemnity
of manner gave it a strange, almost ghastly, effect.</p>
          <p>“You seem to have a very troublesome cough, Mr. Brown,”
said the colonel.</p>
          <pb id="fool29" n="29"/>
          <p>“Wal [Hack, hack], I reckon, now, it mout <hi rend="italics">seem</hi> so to
ye. [Hack, hack.] But do you know, Colonel, it's jest about
the handiest thing I ever hed? I've seen the time I wouldn't
take no money fer that cough,—no money! [Hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>“How is that? I don't understand you,” said the colonel.</p>
          <p>“No, I 'spect not. Wal, that ar cough's my exemption-papers.
[Hack, hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>“Your ‘exemption papers!’ I am still in the dark.”</p>
          <p>“Wal, you see [Hack, hack, hack, apologetically], the Confederates
used to git a notion every now and then that nigh about
everybody was fit fer duty in the army, ye know [Hack,
hack]; an', among the rest, ole Jayhu. [Hack, hack.] An'
them on us that couldn't handily leave home, or, leastways,
them that thought they couldn't, was mighty hard put up
for excuses. [Hack, hack.] An' I,—wal, you see, they
couldn't never find a Board, no matter who they put on it, that
wouldn't say 'twas jest a waste of transportation tu send a
man tu the front in my con-di-di-tion. [Hack, hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>And the old man coughed and groaned, and rolled his eyes
as if the moment of dissolution could not be far off.</p>
          <p>“I never made no complaint, ye see; but they never wanted
to hear my cough, when it was right holler, more'n once or
twice, before they sent me home. [Hack, hack.] 'Twas a
wonder, they said <hi rend="italics">freq</hi>uently, how I lived: an' so 'twas: but
I've managed to pull through thus fer, tollable peart-like.
[Hack, hack, hack, chucklingly.]”</p>
          <p>The colonel laughed heartily at this recital; and the old man
hacked approvingly at his mirth, but did not show a smile.</p>
          <p>“Some on 'em,” he continued, “hez laid aside ther exemption-papers
now thet the war's over; but mine hez sarved me
so well, I believe I'll hang on tu it. [Hack, hack.] It's been
right handy, an' may come in play agin. They wasn't all ez
handy ez mine. Thar's my neighbor Mastin, now: he hed a
powerful good paper; but it was onhandy,—mighty so. He
got it up in a hurry; but mine was home-made, an' no sort of
inconvenience. Ye see, Mastin was stout as a b'ar,—didn't
even look delicate, which is a great help in such a thing. But,
<pb id="fool30" n="30"/>
the mornin' of the day that he was ordered tu report fer examination,
he come tu town with his head tied up ez if he'd
hed the mullygrubs fer a coon's age. [Hack, hack.] Everybody
asked him what was the matter, an' he told 'em he'd
come in tu git the government doctors tu tell him. He'd been
mighty bad off, he said, fer a long time, an' was tu pore to git
a doctor hisself, an' was mighty glad he'd been draw'd, 'cause
he 'llowed he'd git some treatment now, 'thout payin' for it.
So, when they asked him afore the Board what was the matter,
he said, arter some fussin', ez ef he couldn't hear good, that
'twas his ear was a troublin' him. An' one of the doctors
pulled off the bandages, an' dug about half a bale o' cotting
out; an', jest ez he pulled out the last plug, he turned away his
head, an' hollered out, ‘Git out o' here! yer head's rottener
than Lazarus!’ [Hack, hack.] Yer see, Mastin's wife hed
dropped about half of a bad egg inter his ear that mornin'.
[Hack, hack, hack.] 'Twas good papers enough, but onhandy.
[Hack, hack.]”<ref id="ref1" n="1" rend="sc" target="note1" targOrder="U">∗</ref></p>
          <note id="note1" n="1" rend="sc" place="foot" anchored="yes" target="ref1">
            <p>∗ The questionable taste of this anecdote must be admitted; but the story is
genuine and true, and is here given because so thoroughly characteristic of the
time, place, and people.</p>
          </note>
          <p>“I should think so,” said the colonel, when he could subdue
his laughter.</p>
          <p>“But they wasn't all so,” continued the old man. “That
man you hed in here this mornin', an' sent off so unceremonious,
he had some mighty good papers; but I see he's laid 'em aside,
an' that perhaps is the reason he's in the guard-house now.”</p>
          <p>“Whom do you mean? Not Colonel Vaughn!” said the
colonel.</p>
          <p>“Thet's what he calls himself; but we mostly calls him ‘Zeke
Vaughn,’ or more ginerally jist ‘Zeke,’ or ‘hollerin' Zeke.’”</p>
          <p>“What did he want of exemption papers?”</p>
          <p>“Wal,—mostly for the same purpose we all on us did, I
reckon!”</p>
          <p>“Why, I thought he was an original Secesh, a regular fire-eater!”</p>
          <p>“So he was at the start, an' in fact all the way through
<pb id="fool31" n="31"/>
when it was a question of talkin' only; but when it come to
fightin' he wa'n't fire-eater enough to want to deprive any one
else of a fair show of the fire. [Hack, hack.] So he got on
two sticks in the spring of sixty-two, an' hain't been off 'em
sence, except to go to bed, till last week he went out on his legs
into old Polly Richardson's field to keep the Yankees from
gobblin' him up.”</p>
          <p>“He hasn't been in the army, then?”</p>
          <p>“Been in the army! Why, bless yer soul! he hasn't seen a
Yankee, alive or dead, since the thing begun, till he seed you;
an' ef you treat him ez you hev to-day he's not like tu die tu
git a sight of ye agin.”</p>
          <p>“But isn't he a colonel?”</p>
          <p>“Wal,—not much, tu hurt. [Hack, hack.]”</p>
          <p>“Then how did he get the title?”</p>
          <p>“That would be hard tellin', Mister!”</p>
          <p>“A militia colonel, I suppose.”</p>
          <p>“I doubt it. Never heard on't, ef he was. I think he jest
picked it up ez about ten thousand more in the State hez. Got
it by registerin' hisself ez sech at hotels, an' givin' fellers a
drink tu holler fer ‘Colonel Vaughn’ at perlitical meetin's, an'
then answerin' tu the call.”</p>
          <p>“Well, what was his exemption-paper, as you call it?”</p>
          <p>“Oh! he jest hobbled around on two sticks, pretendin' tu be
the worst drawd-up man with rheumatiz you ever seed, till
you uns come. You served him right, an' I was glad on't.”</p>
          <p>In the afternoon several of the leading citizens of the town
dropped in, and confirmed indirectly the old Unioner's report
in regard to the doughty colonel. They said he was loud-mouthed
and imprudent; but there was not a bit of harm in
him, and he was <hi rend="italics">very</hi> much of a gentleman, and of a most
respectable family.</p>
          <p>So, towards night, he sent an order for the prisoner's release,
accompanied by this note addressed to him:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“SIR,—Having learned the origin of your title, I have ordered
your release, and beg to say that the government of the United
<pb id="fool32" n="32"/>
States does not consider any parole necessary in your case. You are
therefore at liberty to go anywhere you choose.</p>
                  <closer><salute>“Respectfully,</salute>
<signed>“COMFORT SERVOSSE,</signed>
<title>“<hi rend="italics">Colonel commanding Post.</hi>”</title></closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
          <p>The colonel supposed he had seen the last of “Colonel”
Vaughn: but in this he reckoned without the “colonel;” for
that worthy at once attached himself to his headquarters as a
sort of supernumerary orderly and chief volunteer adviser of
the young officer. He managed to get a fine team, and made
himself indispensable in planning and executing the daily
drives into the surrounding country, which the colonel and his
officers so much enjoyed as a pleasing contrast to the restraints
of a long and arduous campaign. He was a man of great
local knowledge, and a sort of good-natured persistency, which
induced the impression that he was nothing worse than a well-meaning
bore, who was to be endured at all times for the sake
of his occasional usefulness and universal cheerfulness.</p>
          <p>Among other things talked of in these drives had been the
subject of Northern immigration, the revival of business, and
the re-organization of labor. On such occasions Vaughn had
always clamorously contended that what the subjugated section
most required was Northern capital, Northern energy, and
Northern men to put it again on the high road to prosperity.</p>
          <p>In one of their drives they had often passed a plantation
known as the “Warrington Place,” which had particularly attracted
the attention of our Fool, and he had frequently expressed
his admiration for it. Indeed, he had more than once
ridden over the grounds, and examined the premises with that
air of remonstrant anger at its neglected state which betrays
the incipient interest of the would-be owner. This fact had
not been unnoted by the observant Vaughn; and he had determined,
if possible, to coin an honest penny out of the young
colonel's admiration. He was a keen observer of human
nature, and knew that it would not do to flush his game too
quickly. He reasoned rightly, that, when the freshness of his
return to old associations had worn away, the young man's mind
<pb id="fool33" n="33"/>
would be sure to recur with something like longing to his recent
surroundings. No active-minded man can settle down after
four years of war to the every-day life of former years, without
more than one twinge of restlessness and vague regret for the
time when “boots and saddles” ushered in the ever-changing
days.</p>
          <p>The months passed; and, as recorded in Chapter VI., our
Fool had returned to his home. One day he received a brief
letter, under date of Sept. 1, 1865, which was as follows:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“DEAR COLONEL,—The ‘Warrington Place’ is for sale, cheap as
dirt. Five thousand dollars cash will take the whole place (six hundred
acres); that is, five thousand dollars gold. Our folks haven't
got to understand greenbacks much as yet. We have had paper
money enough for four years. This is a grand chance for a gentleman
of your stamp. We need just such. Northern men are crowding
in here every day. One man is putting up a factory, and three
have opened stores. Shall I tell Griswold, who has the property
in charge, that you will take Warrington? I am very anxious
you should have it. I know it will suit you so well. If you don't
conclude to take it, let me know at once, as some other parties are
offering.</p>
                  <closer><salute>“Yours truly,</salute>
<signed>“COLONEL EZEKIEL VAUGHN.</signed></closer>
                  <closer>“P.S.—I can get it on better terms than anybody else, because
of my relations with Griswold.
<signed>“E. V.”</signed></closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER VIII.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>“THEIR EXITS AND THEIR ENTRANCES.”</head>
          <p>WARRINGTON had been the seat of an old family whose
ancestor, many years before the Revolution, had erected the
usual double log-house (or “two-decks-and-a-passage,” as it is
still called in that country), in the midst of a charming oak-grove,
upon a gently sloping hill, which rose in the bend of as
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fair a stream as ever babbled over the rocks in foolish haste
towards the far-away sea. This log-house had in time given
way to a more pretentious structure of brick; the grove had
been thinned and trimmed, and avenues laid out in it; and
the years which had made the house old and damp, worn the
mortar from the bricks, and covered the cypress roof with a
carpet of moss, had added glory to the forest monarchs which
stood around it, and stretched, year by year, their great arms
closer and closer about it, as if to hide its imperfections, and
screen its decrepitude from the beholder.</p>
          <p>The Warringtons themselves were akin to some of the
highest families in the State, and so prided themselves upon
their opulence and position that they became chary of alliances
with others. They intermarried until the vigor which had
amassed great estates became weakened, and imbecility and
vice succeeded. The estates were squandered, the revenues
lessened, and one plantation after another absorbed, until
finally Warrington itself, the family-seat, went to satisfy the
demands of importunate creditors half a score of years before
our story. Fortunately (or unfortunately, rather, for our Fool)
the plantation fell into the hands of an eccentric Frenchman,
a bachelor with an abundant fortune, and a taste for horticulture
and pomology. He was struck with the beauty of the
situation, and the quality of the fruits produced there; and
building a neat lodge on one side of the grounds, almost overhanging
a little waterfall, which he had improved until it
became one of the chief attractions of the place, he shut up
the great house, and devoted himself to the culture of fruits
and flowers with a contented zeal which yielded marvelous
results. All about the central grove of oak and hickory were
orchards and vineyards of the rarest and most luscious fruits.
Evergreens had been interspersed with deciduous varieties in
the grove, and trees of quaint habit and striking foliage were
grouped here and there through the grounds.</p>
          <p>Of the plantation beyond the immediate surroundings of
the house—the six hundred acres of alternate hill and bottom,
with woodland and old field interspersed—he had been less
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careful, having left it in the hands of an overseer to be cultivated
or left idle as the fancy or inclination of that worthy
might dictate. All he wanted from that portion of his property
was, that it should pay the expense of its own cultivation,
and furnish enough corn, meat, and forage to subsist himself
and the two “boys” (slaves) whom he kept to help him in
his horticultural operations, together with the horses and
mules employed on the plantation. This was easy, without
cultivating more than one-half the arable land. The overseer
consequently reduced his cares, and accomplished all his employer
required, by “turning out” from year to year portions
of the plantation, and failing to “take in” any new ground.
The consequence was that when Mr. Noyotte died, in the second
year of the war, the bulk of the farming-lands had grown
up into pine and sassafras, with rank sedge-grass waving thickly
between, and great red gullies stretching across towards every
ravine and water-course. The lands which had been under
actual cultivation had become very much worn and depreciated
by slothful management, until the hillsides were washed, and
the bottoms filled with the <hi rend="italics">detritus</hi>, to the great detriment not
only of the slopes above, but also of the rich alluvium beneath.</p>
          <p>The eccentric owner had died, so far as was known, without
heirs. He had never been a favorite in the neighborhood, and
very little was known of his affairs. His housekeeper, a quadroon
woman, claimed his estate under a will duly executed;
but as it was suggested that she was a slave and incapable of
“taking” under it, and as she was unable to prove the contrary,
the will was set aside, and an administrator appointed.
It was found that the deceased had become indebted to an extent
which his personal estate was insufficient to discharge,
especially considering the very low prices which it brought at
the sale which the administrator made for that purpose.</p>
          <p>Nearly every thing was bought by Colonel Vaughn at figures
which would have amazed one who knew nothing of how such
matters may be arranged. It was given out and believed that
Colonel Vaughn had been authorized, by a letter which had
<pb id="fool36" n="36"/>
passed the blockade, to represent the heirs of the deceased,—
nephews and nieces who lived in France,—and that he was
buying in the property just to hold for them. Therefore, when
likely negro slaves were bid off by Colonel Vaughn for fifty
dollars apiece in Confederate money, every one said it was all
right, and there was no counter-bidding. The administrator
made his report of sales, and, there being a deficiency of assets,
obtained an order to sell the lands, which he was authorized to
do either at public or private sale.</p>
          <p>Less than ten dollars an acre for such a plantation seemed
to the Fool, who was accustomed to the high prices of land at
the North, extravagantly cheap,—as perhaps it was in the
abstract. He did not know that in its palmiest days the plantation
would never have brought that price at a cash sale;
while its condition had so deteriorated, that, by the same scale
of prices, it would now hardly have been worth more than half
that sum: besides which, the deleterious effects of the war
upon the value of all property in that region were hardly to be
estimated. Of all this he took no account. He answered at
once that Colonel Vaughn might take the property at the price
named, if he could get a good title. Of that he wished to be
sure. Then there came an abstract of title from an attorney of
the highest repute, as he well knew, and with it this note:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“Griswold was anxious to sell: so I bought, knowing that you
would be sure to take the place when satisfied of the title, as you
will be when you read this. I got it a trifle below the price I named
to you; and you can have it for what I paid, any time within two
months.</p>
                  <closer>
                    <signed>“COLONEL EZEKIEL VAUGHN.”</signed>
                  </closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
          <p>So the Fool sold his pretty home, packed up his household
idols, took his wife and little daughter, and went to seek
health, happiness, and fortune in Dixie. The trade which had
been initiated by the persistent Vaughn was duly consummated,
and Comfort Servosse became the owner in fee of the
family-seat of the Warringtons. It took almost all of his little
fortune to pay for it; but, when he had done so, he felt that he
had accomplished a good work. He had made a fair bargain,
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and had now a basis for future happiness and prosperity; and for
this he felt himself under some obligation to Colonel Vaughn,
and came to the conclusion, that, if that worthy was not gifted
with a stomach for fight, he was at all events a good-hearted,
obliging fellow. It was not till afterwards that he found out
how many prices he had paid; for, when the heirs of Mr. Noyotte
—the nephews and nieces in France—sent over to reclaim
the residue of the property in the hands of the administrator, it
appeared from the record that the land had been sold privately
to Colonel Vaughn in 1863, and that there had been received
in payment thereof a certain amount of Confederate money,
which was duly filed by the administrator, and reported by
him as having been lost by the events of the war.</p>
          <p>But these things were unknown to the Fool for several years;
and Warrington came into his hands a new toy, unsmutched
by any suspicion that he had paid too much for his whistle.</p>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER IX.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>THE NEW KINGDOM.</head>
          <p>WHY attempt to paint the delights of that first winter at
Warrington?</p>
          <p>Upon examining the place, it was found that the Frenchman's
lodge had been used for purposes which prevented its
present occupation as a dwelling, and they were forced to go
into the old brick mansion. It needed much repairing, and at
the best was worth more to look at than to occupy. Yet there
was a certain charm about the great rooms, with their yawning
fireplaces and dingy ceilings. Transportation was yet defective;
and it was long before their furniture could arrive over
railroads, worn and old, which had been the object of attack by
both armies at different periods of the war.</p>
          <p>It was the middle of October when they entered upon their
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new possession; and all was so new and so lovely to Metta and
the little Lily, that no lack of creature-comforts could have
checked their enthusiasm. The balmy air, the unfamiliar
landscape, the strange sense of isolation which always marks
the Southern plantation life, and, above all, the presence of the
husband and father who had been absent so long, all united
to make them superlatively happy.</p>
          <p>Metta rode with her husband all over the country, whose
strange irregularity became every day more pleasing to them,
—through the thick woods along the bridle-path, where the
ground was covered with autumn foliage which had fallen from
ripeness rather than from the effects of frost; past the little
country farm-houses and the seats of wealthy planters; fording
rivers, and crossing rude ferries; every one whom they met,
whether of high or low degree or of whatever race, having
something about him which was new and strange to one of
Northern birth and education.</p>
          <p>A letter which Metta wrote to her sister shortly after they
arrived will show the feelings of the young wife:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“MY DEAR JULIA,—I do not know how I can better employ a
few hours of Thanksgiving Day than in writing you the promised
letter of our new home and our journey here. While you are shivering
with cold, perhaps looking out upon ice and snow, I am sitting
upon a little veranda, over which clambers a rose-vine still wreathed
with buds and blossoms. There has been a slight frost; and those
on the outside are withered, but those within are yet as fresh as if
it were but June. The sun shines warmly in, and every thing without
is touched with that delicious haziness which characterizes the
few peculiar autumn days of the North that we call Indian summer.
There is the same soft, dreamy languor, and the same sense of infinite
distance around us.</p>
                  <p>“Every body and every thing is new to us; that is, to Lily and
me. Comfort's four years of soldier life made him very familiar
with similar scenes; and, I doubt not, a large part of our enjoyment
comes from having him to explain all these wonders to us.</p>
                  <p>“It did seem terribly lonely and desolate when we first arrived.
You know Comfort had come before, and completed the purchase
and made some preparations for our reception; that is, he had engaged
somebody to make the preparations, and then returned for us.
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We had a fearful journey,—rough seas and rickety boats, a rough
country, and railroads which seemed to lack all that we have considered
the essentials of such structures. The rails were worn and
broken, the cross-ties sunken and decayed; while every now and
then we would see where some raiding party had heated the rails,
and twisted them around trees, and their places had been supplied
with old rusty pieces taken from some less important track. Comfort
said he believed they would run the train on the ‘right of way’
alone pretty soon. All through the country were the marks of war,—forts and earthworks and stockades. Army-wagons, ambulances,
and mules are scattered everywhere, and seem to be about all the
means of transportation that are left. The poor Confederacy must
have been on its last legs when it gave up.</p>
                  <p>“The last twelve hours of the trip it rained,—rained as you never
saw it, as I think it never can rain except in this climate. To say that
it poured, would give you but a faint idea of it. It did not beat or
blow: there was not a particle of <hi rend="italics">storm,</hi> or any thing like excitement
or exertion about it. It only <hi rend="italics">fell</hi>—steadily, quietly, and uninterruptedly.
It seemed as if the dull, heavy atmosphere were shut in
by an impenetrable canopy of clouds, and laden with an exhaustless
amount of water, just sufficiently condensed to fall. There was no
patter, but one ceaseless sound of falling water, almost like the
sheet of a cascade in its weight and monotony, on the roof of the
old leaky car. In the midst of this rain, at midnight, we reached
the station nearest to Warrington. It is, in fact, a pretty little town
two thousand or so inhabitants; but it was as dark as the catacombs,
and as quiet, save for the rain falling, falling everywhere,
without intermission. The conductor said there was a good hotel,
if we could get to it; but there was no vehicle of any kind, and no
light at the station except the conductor's lantern, and a tallow candle
flickering in the little station-house.</p>
                  <p>“Comfort got our baggage off, and stored in the station-house,
after a deal of trouble; and with bags and boxes on our arms, and
muffled up to the chin to keep out the rain (which seemed to come
through an umbrella as if it scorned such an attempt to divert it
from its course), we started for the hotel under the pilotage of the
conductor with his lantern. Such a walk! As Comfort helped me
out of the car, he said,“It's fearfully muddy.”He need not have
said it. Already I was sinking, sinking, into the soft, tenacious mass.
Rubbers were of no avail, nor yet the high shoes I had put on in
order to be expressly prepared for whatever might await me. I
began to fear quicksand; and, if you had seen my clothing the next
morning, you would not have wondered. Luckily it was dark, and
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no one can ever more than guess what a drabbled procession we
made that night.</p>
                  <p>“And then the hotel; but I spare you that! Lily cried herself to
sleep, and I came very near it.</p>
                  <p>“The next morning the earth was as bright and smiling as if a
deluge had not passed over it a few hours before. Comfort was all
impatience to get out to Warrington, and we were as anxious to
leave that horrible hotel. So he got an ambulance, and we started.
He said he had no doubt our goods were already there, as they had
been sent on three weeks before, and he had arranged with a party
to take them out to the plantation. At least, he said, we could not
be worse off than we were at that wretched hotel, in which I fully
agreed with him; but he did not know what was in store for us!</p>
                  <p>“Warrington is only six miles from the station; but we were
two mortal hours in getting there with our trunks and the boxes we
had brought with us. Think of riding through mud almost as red as
blood, as sticky as pitch, and “deeper than plummet ever told,” for
two hours, after an almost sleepless night and a weary journey of
seven days, and you may faintly guess with what feelings I came to
Warrington. As we drove up the avenue under the grand old oaks,
just ripening into a staid and sober brown, interspersed with hickories
which were one blaze of gold from the lowest to the topmost
branch, and saw the gray squirrels (which the former owner would
not allow to be killed, and no one had had time to kill since) playing
about, and the great brick house standing in silent grandeur amid
this mimic forest, I could have kissed the trees, the squirrels, the
weather-beaten porch, the muddy earth itself, with joy. It was
home,—rest. Comfort saw the tears in my eyes, the first which I
had shed in it all, and said tenderly,—</p>
                  <p>“‘There, there! It's almost over!’ as if I had been a tired baby.</p>
                  <p>“Lily was in rapture over the beauties of the old place, as indeed
she had good right to be; but I was tired. I wanted rest. We drove
to the house, and found it empty,—desolate. The doors were open;
the water had run across the hall: and every thing was so barren,
that I could only sit down and cry. After some trouble Comfort
found the man who was to have made the repairs, and brought out
the goods. He said the goods had not come, and he 'llowed there
wa'n't no use fixin' things till they come.</p>
                  <p>“Comfort sent the ambulance which brought us out to go back
and get some provisions, a few cooking utensils, and some other
absolute necessities. A colored woman was found, who came in,
and, with the many willing hands which she soon summoned to her
aid, made the old house (or one room of it) quite cozy. Our things
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have been coming by piecemeal ever since, and we are now quite
comfortable.</p>
                  <p>“Comfort has bought me a riding-horse,—a beautiful blooded bay
mare; and he has his old war-horse, Lollard, which he had left in
this vicinity with an old man named Jehu Brown,—who, by the
way, is a character,—having an impression that we might come
here. So we ride a great deal. The roads are so rough that it is
difficult to get about in any other way; and it is just delightful riding
through the wood-paths, and the curious crooked country roads, by
day or at night.</p>
                  <p>“The people here seem very kind and attentive. A good many
gentlemen have called to see Comfort. They are all colonels or
squires, and very agreeable, pleasant men. A few ladies have called
on me,—always with their husbands though; and I think they are
inclined to be less gracious in their manner, and not so cordial in
their welcome, as the gentlemen. I notice that none of them have
been very pressing in their invitations for us to return their courtesy.
Comfort says it is not at all to be wondered at, but that we ought
rather to be surprised and pleased that they came at all; and I do
not know but he is right.</p>
                  <p>“Two or three countrymen came to see Comfort a few days after
our arrival. They were all ‘misters,’ not ‘colonels’ and ‘squires.’
They said they were Union men; and it was wonderfully interesting
to hear them tell, in their quaint provincialisms, what happened to
them during the war.</p>
                  <p>“We rode out to see one of them afterwards, and found him a
thrifty farmer, with four or five hundred acres of good land, living
in a log house, with a strange mixture of plainness and plenty about
him. Somehow I think I shall like this class of people better than
the other,—though they are rough and plain,—they seem so very
good-hearted and honest.</p>
                  <p>“We are going to have the teachers from the colored school at
Verdenton here to dinner to-day to keep Thanksgiving. There are
some half-dozen of them,—all Northern girls. I have not met them;
but Comfort says they are very pleasant ladies. Of course they
have no society except a few Northern people; and he has gone to
bring them out to give them a treat as well as ourselves, I suppose.</p>
                  <closer><salute>“Yours ever, with love to all,</salute>
<signed>“METTA.”</signed></closer>
                </div1>
              </body>
            </text>
          </q>
        </div2>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <pb id="fool42" n="42"/>
          <head>
            <hi rend="italics">CHAPTER X.</hi>
          </head>
          <head>POOR TRAY.</head>
          <p>THE next letter was during the week which succeeded Christmas
Day, and explains itself:—</p>
          <q type="letter" direct="unspecified">
            <text>
              <body>
                <div1 type="letter">
                  <p>“MY DEAR JULIA,—My last letter to you was written while I
was waiting for the young ladies, who are teaching at Verdenton,
to come and share our Thanksgiving dinner. That was a momentous
day for us, and that dinner a most important affair. We were a
little short of some things necessary for such an occasion; but we
pieced and fitted, and, with the help of the willing hands of many
colored girls (you must remember that all colored women are
‘girls’), we made out to spread a very respectable table. Comfort
had gone into town early with my little bridle-wise mare Jaca
in leading for one of the young ladies to ride; and the ambulance
followed for the others. Just as my letter was finished, they all
came up the avenue to the house; and a merrier crowd I am sure I
never saw in my life. Six sweeter girls could not be found. They
are employed by the Missionary Association to teach in the colored
schools that have sprung up all over the South like magic, and are
real ‘missionaries’ in the very best sense of the word. They are
from six different States, and never saw each other until they met
here at the school in Verdenton, and are all cultivated, refined
ladies of the best class of our Northern people, who have come here
simply to do good. It was really charming to see them, so fresh
and girlish, just from loving homes and tender friends, coming
away down here on a noble errand, where they are despised and
insulted for the very good they perform. Only the few Northern
people who are here will have any thing to do with them. They are
as much missionaries, and have as much to undergo, as if they were
in Turkey; indeed more, if our old friend who is teaching in Beirût
tells the whole truth in regard to her difficulties. We had a delightful
day; and towards night both of us returned with them, and
sending back the ambulance, and keeping only our saddle-horses,
staid at the Mission House, as their abode is called, until after nine
o'clock; and then Comfort and I rode home in the moonlight. I
don't think I was ever happier in my life, or felt that I had been the
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cause of more happiness to others, than on that day; and, when we
knelt for our evening prayer, I did thank God with all my heart
that he had directed our steps hitherward, for I believe we have a
blessed work to do, and that our lives here will not be in vain.</p>
                  <p>“A few days afterward I went to call on some of the ladies who
had visited me. It was so far that Comfort went with me, and I
persuaded him to let me go on horseback; for it is so unpleasant
to ride in an ambulance, which is the only alternative. This would
not be quite <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fre">en règle</foreign></hi> at home, I know; but here it is a very general
thing, and it is a mode of traveling too delightful ever to be abandoned.
We called at three houses, and were received at all of them
with a very marked restraint of manner, and with positive rudeness
in one case. I felt as if I could cry from disappointment and chagrin.
We wanted to be friendly, and avoided every subject of
conversation which could give pain; and it seemed too bad to be
met with such coolness. Comfort tried to console me as we rode
home; but I could see that he felt it as well as I.</p>
                  <p>“A day or two after this, Squire Hyman, who is one of our nearest
neighbors, though he lives a mile away, came over to see us.
He is a queer old gossip, who is so anxious to be on good terms
with everybody that he has hard times to keep anybody on his
side.  During the war, it seems, he played fast and loose; and it is
amusing enough to hear Colonel Vaughn and his Confederate friends
caution us against him as a man who professed to be ‘all right,’
but was all the time encouraging deserters and harboring bush-whackers;
and then to hear Jehu Brown, and other known and reliable
Unionists, say, ‘He, won't du tu tie ter. He was always claimin'
tu be a powerful good Union man, an' at the same time givin' information
agin any o' the boys that was hidin' out.’</p>
                  <p>“I knew that he had something ‘very particular,’ as he says, to
tell me the moment he came into the room; but it was a long time before
he could get to it. I think Comfort suspected what it was, and
purposely led him away from the point he was striving to reach.
At length he ‘bounced it squarely,’ as the country-people hereabout
say, the statement,—</p>
                  <p>“‘I hear they've got a powerful big school for the—the niggers
as we call them,—in Verdenton.’</p>
                  <p>“‘Oh, yes!’ I answered in all innocence. We had the young
ladies who are teaching there out here to our Thanksgiving dinner,
and liked them very much.’</p>
                  <p>“‘Indeed! I don't know any thing about them, good or bad.
Of course I hear a good deal said; but that's neither here nor there.
Some folks make a heap of fuss about every thing; but I'm one of
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them that lets other folks alone if they don't trouble me. That's
right, ain't it, Colonel? He, he!’</p>
                  <p>“‘I don't see why there should be any thing said against these
young ladies,’ said I.</p>
                  <p>“‘Well,’ he replied, ‘you know how we Southern people are.
We have our own notions.’ And he winked, and chuckled to himself;
and I said rather sharply,—</p>
                  <p>“‘I don't see what your notions have to do with these young
ladies, who are certainly doing God's work in teaching these poor
colored people, old and young.’</p>
                  <p>“‘Oh, certainly! It would look so; but’—</p>
                  <p>“‘But what?’ said Comfort so markedly that the old man
jumped in his seat.</p>
                  <p>“‘Oh—nothing—that is—nothing of account—only—you
know, Colonel, we can't help thinking that any one that comes from
the North down here, and associates with niggers—can't—well—
can't be of much account at home.’</p>
                  <p>“‘And you call teaching colored people associating with them?’
asked Comfort.</p>
                  <p>“‘Well, of course, in a manner,’ answered the squire hesitatingly.</p>
                  <p>“‘And you doubtless think it disreputable to associate with such
teachers?’</p>
                  <p>“‘Well, Colonel, I'm glad you mentioned it. I didn't want to
broach it myself, being a delicate subject, you know; but it is so
counted—by—the best society, you know.’</p>
                  <p>“‘So you came to warn us that if we continue to associ