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    <front>
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        <p>
          <figure id="frontis" entity="watterfp">
            <p>Henry Watterson (about 1908)<lb/>[Frontispiece Image]</p>
          </figure>
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      <div1 type="title page image">
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        <docTitle>
          <titlePart type="main">“Marse Henry”</titlePart>
          <titlePart type="subtitle">
            <hi rend="italics">AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY</hi>
          </titlePart>
        </docTitle>
        <byline>By</byline>
        <docAuthor>HENRY WATTERSON</docAuthor>
        <titlePart type="main">VOLUME I</titlePart>
        <docEdition>
          <hi rend="italics">Illustrated</hi>
        </docEdition>
        <docImprint><pubPlace>NEW YORK</pubPlace>
<publisher>GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY</publisher></docImprint>
        <titlePart type="verso">COPYRIGHT, 1919,
<lb/>
BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
<lb/>
COPYRIGHT, 1919, BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY
<lb/>
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA</titlePart>
      </titlePage>
      <pb id="watv" n="v"/>
      <div1 type="dedication">
        <p>TO MY FRIEND
<lb/>
ALEXANDER KONTA
<lb/>
WITH AFFECTIONATE SALUTATION</p>
        <closer><signed>“MANSFIELD,”</signed>
<dateline>1919 </dateline></closer>
      </div1>
      <pb id="watvii" n="vii"/>
      <div1 type="verse">
        <lg type="verse">
          <l>A mound of earth a little higher graded:</l>
          <l>Perhaps upon a stone a chiselled name:</l>
          <l>A dab of printer's ink soon blurred and faded—</l>
          <l>And then oblivion—that—that is fame!</l>
          <signed>—HENRY WATTERSON</signed>
        </lg>
      </div1>
      <pb id="watix" n="ix"/>
      <div1 type="table of contents">
        <head>CONTENTS </head>
        <list type="simple">
          <item>CHAPTER THE FIRST
<lb/>
I AM BORN AND BEGIN TO TAKE NOTICE—JOHN
QUINCY ADAMS AND ANDREW JACKSON—JAMES K.
POLK AND FRANKLIN PIERCE—JACK DADE AND
“BEAU HICKMAN”—OLD TIMES IN WASHINGTON . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat15">15</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE SECOND
<lb/>
SLAVERY THE TROUBLE-MAKER—BREAK-UP OF THE
WHIG PARTY AND RISE OF THE REPUBLICAN—THE
KEY—SICKLE'S TRAGEDY—BROOKS AND	SUMNER
—LIFE AT WASHINGTON IN THE FIFTIES . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat49">49</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE THIRD
<lb/>
THE INAUGURATION OF LINCOLN—I QUIT WASHINGTON
AND RETURN TO TENNESSEE—A RUN-A-BOUT WITH
FOREST—THROUGH THE FEDERAL LINES AND A
DANGEROUS ADVENTURE—GOOD LUCK AT MEMPHIS . . . <ref targOrder="U" n="75" target="wat75">75</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE FOURTH
<lb/>
I GO TO LONDON—AM INTRODUCED TO A NOTABLE SET
—HUXLEY, SPENCER, MILL AND TYNDALL—ARTEMUS
WARD COMES TO TOWN—THE SAVAGE CLUB . . . <ref targOrder="U" n="97" target="wat97">97</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE FIFTH
<lb/>
MARK TWAIN—THE ORIGINAL OF COLONEL MULBERRY
SELLERS—THE “EARL OF DURHAM”—SOME NOCTES
AMBROSIANÆ—A JOKE ON MURAT HALSTEAD . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat119">119</ref></item>
          <pb id="watx" n="x"/>
          <item>CHAPTER THE SIXTH
<lb/>
HOUSTON AND WIGFALL OF TEXAS—STEPHEN A.
DOUGLAS—THE TWADDLE ABOUT PURITANS AND
CAVALIERS—ANDREW JOHNSON AND JOHN C. 
BRECKENRIDGE . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat134">134</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE SEVENTH
<lb/> AN OLD NEWSPAPER ROOKERY—REACTIONARY 
SECTIONALISM IN CINCINNATI AND LOUISVILLE—<hi rend="italics">THE
COURIER-JOURNAL</hi> . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat161">161</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE EIGHTH
<lb/>
FEMINISM AND WOMAN SUFFRAGE—THE ADVENTURES
IN POLITICS AND SOCIETY—A REAL HEROINE . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat186">186</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE NINTH
<lb/>
DR. NORVIN GREEN—JOSEPH PULITZER—CHESTER A.
ARTHUR—GENERAL GRANT—THE CASE OF FITZ-JOHN 
PORTER . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat200">200</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE TENTH
<lb/>
OF LIARS AND LYING—WOMAN SUFFRAGE AND FEMINISM 
—THE PROFESSIONAL FEMALE—PARTIES, POLITICS, 
AND POLITICIANS IN AMERICA . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat219">219</ref></item>
          <item>CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH
<lb/>
ANDREW JOHNSON—THE LIBERAL CONVENTION IN 1872
CARL SCHURZ—THE “QUADRILATERAL”—SAM
BOWLES, HORACE WHITE AND MURAT HALSTEAD—
A QUEER COMPOSITE OF INCONGRUITIES . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat236">236</ref></item>
          <pb id="watxi" n="xi"/>
          <item>CHAPTER THE TWELFTH 
<lb/>
THE IDEAL IN PUBLIC LIFE—POLITICIANS, STATESMEN
AND PHILOSOPHERS—THE DISPUTED PRESIDENCY
IN 1876-7—THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF
MR. TILDEN—HIS ELECTION AND EXCLUSION BY A
PARTISAN TRIBUNAL . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="wat268">268</ref></item>
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      <pb id="watxiii" n="xiii"/>
      <div1 type="table of illustrations">
        <head>ILLUSTRATIONS</head>
        <list type="simple">
          <item>HENRY WATTERSON (ABOUT 1908) . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="frontis"><hi rend="italics">Frontispiece</hi></ref></item>
          <item>HENRY CLAY—PAINTED AT ASHLAND BY DODGE FOR 
THE HON. ANDREW EWING OF TENNESSEE—THE 
ORIGINAL HANGS IN MR. WATTERSON'S LIBRARY 
AT “MANSFIELD” . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill1"><sic corr="46">56</sic></ref></item>
          <item>W. P. HARDEE, LIEUTENANT GENERAL C.S.A. . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill2">64</ref></item>
          <item>JOHN BELL OF TENNESSEE—IN 1860 PRESIDENTIAL 
CANDIDATE “UNION PARTY”—“BELL AND EVERETT” 
TICKET . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill3">80</ref></item>
          <item>ARTEMUS WARD . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill4">112</ref></item>
          <item>GENERAL LEONIDAS POLK—LIEUTENANT GENERAL 
C.S.A.—KILLED IN GEORGIA, JUNE 14, 1864—P. E.
BISHOP OF LOUISIANA . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill5">128</ref></item>
          <item>MR. WATTERSON'S EDITORIAL STAFF IN 1868, WHEN THE 
THREE DAILY NEWSPAPERS OF LOUISVILLE WERE 
UNITED INTO THE “COURIER-JOURNAL.“ MR. GEORGE 
D. PRENTICE AND MR. WATTERSON ARE IN THE 
CENTER . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill6">176</ref></item>
          <item><hi rend="italics">From a Photograph by M. B. Brady</hi><lb/>
ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN 1861
 . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill7">240</ref></item>
          <item><hi rend="italics">From a Photography by M. B. Brady</hi><lb/>
MRS. LINCOLN IN 1861 . . . <ref targOrder="U" target="ill8">256</ref></item>
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    <pb id="wat15" n="15"/>
    <body>
      <div1 type="text">
        <head>“MARSE HENRY”</head>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>CHAPTER THE FIRST</head>
          <argument>
            <p>I AM BORN AND BEGIN TO TAKE NOTICE—JOHN 
QUINCY ADAMS AND ANDREW JACKSON—JAMES 
K. POLK AND FRANKLIN PIERCE—JACK DADE 
AND “BEAU HICKMAN”—OLD TIMES IN OLD 
WASHINGTON</p>
          </argument>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>I</head>
            <p>I AM asked to jot down a few autobiographic 
odds and ends from such data of record and 
memory as I may retain. I have been something 
of a student of life; an observer of men and women 
and affairs; an appraiser of their character, their 
conduct, and, on occasion, of their motives. Thus, 
a kind of instinct, which bred a tendency and grew 
to a habit, has led me into many and diverse 
companies, the lowest not always the meanest.</p>
            <p>Circumstance has rather favored than hindered 
this bent. I was born in a party camp and grew to 
<pb id="wat16" n="16"/>
manhood on a political battlefield. I have lived 
through stirring times and in the thick of events. 
In a vein colloquial and reminiscential, not 
ambitious, let me recall some impressions which these 
have left upon the mind of one who long ago 
reached and turned the corner of the Scriptural 
limitation; who, approaching fourscore, does not 
yet feel painfully the frost of age beneath the 
ravage of time's defacing waves. Assuredly they 
have not obliterated his sense either of vision or 
vista. Mindful of the adjuration of Burns,</p>
            <lg type="verse">
              <l>
                <hi rend="italics">Keep something to yourself, </hi>
              </l>
              <l>
                <hi rend="italics">Ye scarcely tell to ony,</hi>
              </l>
            </lg>
            <p>I shall yet hold little in reserve, having no state 
secrets or mysteries of the soul to reveal.</p>
            <p>It is not my purpose to be or to seem oracular. 
I shall not write after the manner of Rousseau, 
whose Confessions had been better honored in the 
breach than the observance, and in any event whose 
sincerity will bear question; nor have I tales to tell
after the manner of Paul Barras, whose Memoirs 
have earned him an immortality of infamy. 
Neither shall I emulate the grandiose volubility and 
self-complacent posing of Metternich and Talleyrand,
<pb id="wat17" n="17"/>
whose pretentious volumes rest for the most 
part unopened upon dusty shelves. I aspire to 
none of the honors of the historian. It shall be 
my aim as far as may be to avoid the garrulity of 
the raconteur and to restrain the exaggerations of 
the ego. But neither fear of the charge of 
self-exploitation nor the specter of a modesty oft too
obtrusive to be real shall deter me from a proper 
freedom of narration, where, though in the main 
but a humble chronicler, I must needs appear upon 
the scene and speak of myself; for I at least have 
not always been a dummy and have sometimes in 
a way helped to make history.</p>
            <p>In my early life—as it were, my salad days—I 
aspired to becoming what old Simon Cameron 
called “one of those damned literary fellows” and 
Thomas Carlyle less profanely described as “a 
leeterary celeebrity.” But some malign fate always 
sat upon my ambitions in this regard. It was easy 
to become The National Gambler in Nast's 
cartoons, and yet easier The National Drunkard 
through the medium of the everlasting mint-julep
joke; but the phantom of the laurel crown would 
never linger upon my fair young brow.</p>
            <p>Though I wrote verses for the early issues of
<pb id="wat18" n="18"/>
Harper's Weekly—happily no one can now prove 
them on me, for even at that jejune period I had 
the prudence to use an anonym—the Harpers, 
luckily for me, declined to publish a volume of my 
poems. I went to London, carrying with me “the 
great American novel.” It was actually accepted 
by my ever too partial friend, Alexander Macmillan. 
But, rest his dear old soul, he died and his 
successors refused to see the transcendent merit of 
that performance, a view which my own maturing 
sense of <foreign lang="fr">belles-lettres</foreign> values subsequently came to 
verify.</p>
            <p>When George Harvey arrived at the front I
“ 'ad 'opes.” But, Lord, that cast-iron man had 
never any bookish bowels of compassion—or political 
either for the matter of that!—so that finally I 
gave up fiction and resigned myself to the humble 
category of the crushed tragi-comedians of literature, 
who inevitably drift into journalism.</p>
            <p>Thus my destiny has been casual. A great man 
of letters quite thwarted, I became a newspaper 
reporter—a voluminous space writer for the press 
—now and again an editor and managing editor—
until, when I was nearly thirty years of age, I hit 
the Kentucky trail and set up for a journalist. I did
<pb id="wat19" n="19"/>
this, however, with a big “J,” nursing for a while 
some faint ambitions of statesmanship—even office 
—but in the end discarding everything that might 
obstruct my entire freedom, for I came into the 
world an insurgent, or, as I have sometimes 
described myself in the Kentucky vernacular, “a free 
nigger and not a slave nigger.”</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>II</head>
            <p>Though born in a party camp and grown to manhood 
on a political battlefield my earlier years were 
most seriously influenced by the religious spirit of 
the times. We passed to and fro between Washington 
and the two family homesteads in Tennessee, 
which had cradled respectively my father and 
mother, Beech Grove in Bedford County, and 
Spring Hill in Maury County. Both my grandfathers 
were devout churchmen of the Presbyterian 
faith. My Grandfather Black, indeed, was the son 
of a Presbyterian clergyman, who lived, preached 
and died in Madison County, Kentucky. He was 
descended, I am assured, in a straight line from 
that David Black, of Edinburgh, who, as Burkle 
tells us, having declared in a sermon that Elizabeth 
of England was a harlot, and her cousin, Mary 
<pb id="wat20" n="20"/>
Queen of Scots, little better, went to prison for it 
—all honor to his memory.</p>
            <p>My Grandfather Watterson was a man of mark 
in his day. He was decidedly a constructive—the 
projector and in part the builder of an important 
railway line—an early friend and comrade of 
General Jackson, who was all too busy to take office, 
and, indeed, who throughout his life disdained the 
ephemeral honors of public life. The Wattersons 
had migrated directly from Virginia to Tennessee.</p>
            <p>The two families were prosperous, even wealthy 
for those days, and my father had entered public 
life with plenty of money, and General Jackson 
for his sponsor. It was not, however, his ambitions 
or his career that interested me—that is, not until 
I was well into my teens—but the camp meetings 
and the revivalist preachers delivering the Word 
of God with more or less of ignorant yet often of 
very eloquent and convincing fervor.</p>
            <p>The wave of the great Awakening of 1800 had 
not yet subsided. Bascom was still alive. I have 
heard him preach. The people were filled with 
thoughts of heaven and hell, of the immortality of 
the soul and the life everlasting, of the Redeemer 
and the Cross of Calvary. The camp ground 
<pb id="wat21" n="21"/>
witnessed an annual muster of the adjacent countryside. 
The revival was a religious hysteria lasting 
ten days or two weeks. The sermons were appeals 
to the emotions. The songs were the outpourings 
of the soul in <sic corr="ecstasy">ecstacy</sic>. There was no fanaticism of 
the death-dealing, proscriptive sort; nor any 
conscious cant; simplicity, childlike belief in future 
rewards and punishments, the orthodox Gospel the 
universal rule. There was a good deal of doughty 
controversy between the churches, as between the 
parties; but love of the Union and the Lord was 
the bedrock of every confession.</p>
            <p>Inevitably an impressionable and imaginative 
mind opening to such sights and sounds as it 
emerged from infancy must have been deeply 
affected. Until I was twelve years old the 
enchantment of religion had complete possession of my 
understanding. With the loudest, I could sing all 
the hymns. Being early taught in music I began 
to transpose them into many sorts of rhythmic 
movement for the edification of my companions. 
Their words, aimed directly at the heart, sank, 
never to be forgotten, into my memory. To this 
day I can repeat the most of them—though not 
without a break of voice—while too much dwelling 
<pb id="wat22" n="22"/>
upon them would stir me to a pitch of feeling 
which a life of activity in very different walks and 
ways and a certain self-control I have been always 
able to command would scarcely suffice to restrain.</p>
            <p>The truth is that I retain the spiritual essentials 
I learned then and there. I never had the young 
man's period of disbelief. There has never been a 
time when if the Angel of Death had appeared 
upon the scene—no matter how festal—I would 
not have knelt with adoration and welcome; never 
a time on the battlefield or at sea when if the 
elements had opened to swallow me I would not have 
gone down shouting!</p>
            <p>Sectarianism in time yielded to universalism. 
Theology came to seem to my mind more and more 
a weapon in the hands of Satan to embroil and 
divide the churches. I found in the Sermon on 
the Mount leading enough for my ethical guidance, 
in the life and death of the Man of Galilee inspiration 
enough to fulfill my heart's desire; and though 
I have read a great deal of modern inquiry—from 
Renan and Huxley through Newman and Döllinger, 
embracing debates before, during and after 
the English upheaval of the late fifties and the 
Ecumenical Council of 1870, including the various 
<pb id="wat23" n="23"/>
raids upon the Westminster Confession, especially 
the revision of the Bible, down to writers like 
Frederic Harrison and Doctor Campbell—I have 
found nothing to shake my childlike faith in the 
simple rescript of Christ and Him crucified.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>III</head>
            <p>From their admission into the Union, the States 
of Kentucky and Tennessee have held a relation to 
the politics of the country somewhat disproportioned 
to their population and wealth. As between 
the two parties from the Jacksonian era to 
the War of Sections, each was closely and hotly 
contested. If not the birthplace of what was called 
“stump oratory,” in them that picturesque form of 
party warfare flourished most and lasted longest. 
The “barbecue” was at once a rustic feast and a 
forum of political debate. Especially notable was 
the presidential campaign of 1840, the year of 
my birth, “Tippecanoe and Tyler,” for the Whig 
slogan—“Old Hickory” and “the battle of New 
Orleans,” the Democratic rallying cry—Jackson 
and Clay, the adored party chieftains.</p>
            <p>I grew up in the one State, and have passed the 
rest of my life in the other, cherishing for both a 
<pb id="wat24" n="24"/>
deep affection, and, maybe, over-estimating their 
hold upon the public interest. Excepting General 
Jackson, who was a fighter and not a talker, their 
public men, with Henry Clay and Felix Grundy in 
the lead, were “stump orators.” He who could not 
relate and impersonate an anecdote to illustrate and 
clinch his argument, nor “make the welkin ring” 
with the clarion tones of his voice, was politically 
good for nothing. James K. Polk and James C. 
Jones led the van of stump orators in Tennessee, 
Ben Hardin, John J. Crittenden and John C. 
Breckenridge in Kentucky. Tradition still has 
stories to tell of their exploits and prowess, their wit 
and eloquence, even their commonplace sayings 
and doings. They were marked men who never 
failed to captivate their audiences. The system of 
stump oratory had many advantages as a public 
force and was both edifying and educational. 
There were a few conspicuous writers for the press, 
such as Ritchie, Greeley and Prentice. But the 
day of personal journalism and newspaper 
influence came later.</p>
            <p>I was born at Washington—February 16, 1840 
—“a bad year for Democrats,” as my father used 
<pb id="wat25" n="25"/>
to say, adding: “I am afraid the boy will grow up
to be a Whig.” 	</p>
            <p>In those primitive days there were only Whigs 
and Democrats. Men took their politics, as their
liquor, “straight”; and this father of mine was an 
undoubting Democrat of the schools of Jefferson 
and Jackson. He had succeeded James K. Polk 
in Congress when the future President was elected 
governor of Tennessee; though when nominated he 
was little beyond the age required to qualify as a 
member of the House.</p>
            <p>To the end of his long life he appeared to me the 
embodiment of wisdom, integrity and <sic corr="courage">couarge</sic>. 
And so he was—a man of tremendous force of 
character, yet of surpassing sweetness of disposition; 
singularly disdainful of office, and indeed of 
preferment of every sort; a profuse maker and a 
prodigal spender of money; who, his needs and 
recognition assured, cared nothing at all for what 
he regarded as the costly glories of the little great 
men who rattled round in places often much too 
big for them.</p>
            <p>Immediately succeeding Mr. Polk, and such a 
youth in appearance, he attracted instant attention. 
His father, my grandfather, allowed him a larger 
<pb id="wat26" n="26"/>
income than was good for him—seeing that the <foreign lang="la">per 
diem</foreign> then paid Congressmen was altogether insufficient
—and during the earlier days of his sojourn in 
the national capital he cut a wide swath; his 
principal yokemate in the pleasures and dissipations of 
those times being Franklin Pierce, at first a 
representative and then a senator from New Hampshire. 
Fortunately for both of them, they were whisked 
out of Washington by their families in 1843; my 
father into the diplomatic service and Mr. Pierce 
to the seclusion of his New England home. They 
kept in close touch, however, the one with the other, 
and ten years later, in 1853, were back again upon 
the scene of their rather conspicuous frivolity, 
Pierce as President of the United States, my father, 
who had preceded him a year or two, as editor 
of the Washington Union, the organ of the 
Administration.</p>
            <p>When I was a boy the national capital was still 
rife with stories of their escapades. One that I 
recall had it that on a certain occasion returning 
from an excursion late at night my father missed 
his footing and fell into the canal that then divided 
the city, and that Pierce, after many fruitless 
efforts, unable to assist him to dry land, exclaimed, 
<pb id="wat27" n="27"/>
“Well, Harvey, I can't get you out, but I'll get in 
with you,” suiting the action to the word. And 
there they were found and rescued by a party of 
passers, very well pleased with themselves.</p>
            <p>My father's absence in South America extended 
over two years. My mother's health, maybe her 
aversion to a long overseas journey, kept her at 
home, and very soon he tired of life abroad without 
her and came back. A committee of citizens went 
on a steamer down the river to meet him, the wife 
and child along, of course, and the story was told 
that, seated on the paternal knee curiously observant 
of every detail, the brat suddenly exclaimed, 
“Ah ha, pa! Now you've got on your store clothes. 
But when ma gets you up at Beech Grove you'll 
have to lay off your broadcloth and put on your 
jeans, like I do.”</p>
            <p>Being an only child and often an invalid, I was a
pet in the family and many tales were told of my
infantile precocity. On one occasion I had a fight
with a little colored boy of my own age and I need
not say got the worst of it. My grandfather, who
came up betimes and separated us, said, “he has
blackened your eye and he shall black your boots,”
thereafter making me a deed to the lad. We grew
		
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up together in the greatest amity and in due time I 
gave him his freedom, and again to drop into the 
vernacular—“that was the only nigger I ever 
owned.” I should add that in the “War of 
Sections” he fell in battle bravely fighting for the 
freedom of his race.</p>
            <p>It is truth to say that I cannot recall the time 
when I was not passionately opposed to slavery, a 
crank on the subject of personal liberty, if I am a 
crank about anything.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>IV</head>
            <p>In those days a less attractive place than the city 
of Washington could hardly be imagined. It was 
scattered over an ill-paved and half-filled oblong 
extending east and west from the Capitol to the 
White House, and north and south from the line of 
the Maryland hills to the Potomac River. One does 
not wonder that the early Britishers, led by Tom 
Moore, made game of it, for it was both unpromising 
and unsightly.</p>
            <p>Private carriages were not numerous. Hackney 
coaches had to be especially ordered. The only 
public conveyance was a rickety old omnibus which, 
making hourly trips, plied its lazy journey between
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the Navy Yard and Georgetown. There was a 
livery stable—Kimball's—having “stalls,” as the 
sleeping apartments above came to be called, thus 
literally serving man and beast. These stalls often 
lodged very distinguished people. Kimball, the 
proprietor, a New Hampshire Democrat of imposing 
appearance, was one of the last Washingtonians 
to wear knee breeches and a ruffled shirt. He was a 
great admirer of my father and his place was a 
resort of my childhood.</p>
            <p>One day in the early April of 1852 I was 
humped in a chair upon one side of the open 
entrance reading a book—Mr. Kimball seated on the 
other side reading a newspaper—when there came 
down the street a tall, greasy-looking person, who 
as he approached said: “Kimball, I have another 
letter here from Frank.”</p>
            <p>“Well, what does Frank say?”</p>
            <p>Then the letter was produced, read and discussed.</p>
            <p>It was all about the coming National Democratic 
Convention and its prospective nominee for President 
of the United States, “Frank” seeming to be 
a principal. To me it sounded very queer. But I 
took it all in, and as soon as I reached home I put 
it up to my father:</p>
            <pb id="wat30" n="30"/>
            <p>“How comes it,” I asked, “that a big old loafer 
gets a letter from a candidate for President and 
talks it over with the keeper of a livery stable? 
What have such people to do with such things?”</p>
            <p>My father said: “My son, Mr. Kimball is an 
estimable man. He has been an important and 
popular Democrat in New Hampshire. He is not 
without influence here. The Frank they talked 
about is Gen. Franklin Pierce, of New Hampshire, 
an old friend and neighbor of Mr. Kimball. 
General Pierce served in Congress with me and some 
of us are thinking that we may nominate him for 
President. The ‘big old loafer,’ as you call him, 
was Mr. John C. Rives, a most distinguished and 
influential Democrat indeed.”</p>
            <p>Three months later, when the event came to pass, 
I could tell all about Gen. Franklin Pierce. His 
nomination was no surprise to me, though to the 
country at large it was almost a shock. He had 
been nowhere seriously considered.</p>
            <p>In illustration of this a funny incident recurs to 
me. At Nashville the night of the nomination a 
party of Whigs and Democrats had gathered in 
front of the principal hotel waiting for the arrival 
of the news, among the rest Sam Bugg and Chunky 
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Towles, two local gamblers, both undoubting 
Democrats. At length Chunky Towles, worn out, 
went off to bed. The result was finally flashed over 
the wires. The crowd was <sic corr="nonplussed">nonplused</sic>. “Who the 
hell is Franklin Pierce?” passed from lip to lip.</p>
            <p>Sam Bugg knew his political catechism well. He 
proceeded at length to tell all about Franklin 
Pierce, ending with the opinion that he was the 
man wanted and would be elected hands down, and 
he had a thousand dollars to bet on it.</p>
            <p>Then he slipped away to tell his pal.</p>
            <p>“Wake up, Chunky,” he cried. “We got a candidate
—Gen. Franklin Pierce, of New Hampshire.”</p>
            <p>“Who the—”</p>
            <p>“Chunky,” says Sam. “I am ashamed of your 
ignorance. Gen. Franklin Pierce is the son of 
Gen. Benjamin Pierce, of Revolutionary fame. 
He has served in both houses of Congress. He 
declined a seat in Polk's Cabinet. He won distinction 
in the Mexican War. He is the very candidate 
we've been after.”</p>
            <p>“In that case,” says Chunky, “I'll get up.”
When be reappeared Petway, the Whig leader of
the gathering, who had been deriding the convention,
	
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the candidate and all things else Democratic, 
exclaimed:</p>
            <p>“Here comes Chunky Towles. He's a good 
Democrat; and I'll bet ten to one he never heard 
of Franklin Pierce in his life before.”</p>
            <p>Chunky Towles was one of the handsomest men 
of his time. His strong suit was his unruffled 
composure and cool self-control. “Mr. Petway,” says 
he, “you would lose your money, and I won't take 
advantage of any man's ignorance. Besides, I 
never gamble on a certainty. Gen. Franklin 
Pierce, sir, is a son of Gen. Benjamin Pierce of 
Revolutionary memory. He served in both houses 
of Congress, sir—refused a seat in Polk's Cabinet, 
sir—won distinction in the Mexican War, sir. He 
has been from the first my choice, and I've money 
to bet on his election.”</p>
            <p>Franklin Pierce had an only son, named Benny, 
after his grandfather, the Revolutionary hero. He 
was of my own age. I was planning the good time 
we were going to have in the White House when 
tidings came that he had been killed in a railway 
accident. It was a grievous blow, from which the 
stricken mother never recovered. One of the most 
vivid memories and altogether the saddest episode
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of my childhood is that a few weeks later I was 
carried up to the Executive Mansion, which, all 
formality and marble, seemed cold enough for a 
mausoleum, where a lady in black took me in her 
arms and convulsively held me there, weeping as 
if her heart would break.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>V</head>
            <p>Sometimes a fancy, rather vague, comes to me 
of seeing the soldiers go off to the Mexican War 
and of making flags striped with pokeberry juice 
—somehow the name of the fruit was mingled with 
that of the President—though a visit quite a year 
before to The Hermitage, which adjoined the farm 
of an uncle, to see General Jackson is still 
uneffaced.</p>
            <p>I remember it vividly. The old hero dandled me 
in his arms, saying “So this is Harvey's boy,” I 
looking the while in vain for the “hickory,” of 
which I had heard so much.</p>
            <p>On the personal side history owes General Jackson 
reparation. His personality needs indeed complete 
reconstruction in the popular mind, which 
misconceives him a rough frontiersman having few 
or none of the social graces. In point of fact he 
<pb id="wat34" n="34"/>
came into the world a gentleman, a leader, a knight-errant 
who captivated women and dominated men.</p>
            <p>I shared when a young man the common belief 
about him. But there is ample proof of the error 
of this. From middle age, though he ever liked a 
horse race, he was a regular if not a devout churchman. 
He did not swear at all, “by the Eternal” 
or any other oath. When he reached New Orleans 
in 1814 to take command of the army, Governor 
Claiborne gave him a dinner; and after he had gone 
Mrs. Claiborne, who knew European courts and 
society better than any other American woman, 
said to her husband: “Call that man a backwoodsman? 
He is the finest gentleman I ever met!”</p>
            <p>There is another witness—Mr. Buchanan, afterward 
President—who tells how he took a distinguished 
English lady to the White House when 
Old Hickory was President; how he went up to 
the general's private apartment, where he found 
him in a ragged <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">robe-de-chambre</foreign></hi>, smoking his 
pipe; how, when he intimated that the President
might before coming down slick himself a bit, he 
received the half-laughing rebuke: “Buchanan, I 
once knew a man in Virginia who made himself 
independently rich by minding his own business”;
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how, when he did come down, he was <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">en règle</foreign></hi>; and 
finally how, after a half hour of delightful talk, the 
English lady as they regained the street broke forth 
with enthusiasm, using almost the selfsame words 
of Mrs. Claiborne: “He is the finest gentleman I 
ever met in the whole course of my life.”</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>VI</head>
            <p>The Presidential campaign of 1848—and the 
concurrent return of the Mexican soldiers—seems 
but yesterday. We were in Nashville, where the 
camp fires of the two parties burned fiercely day 
and night, Tennessee a debatable, even a pivotal 
state. I was an enthusiastic politician on the Cass 
and Butler side, and was correspondingly disappointed 
when the election went against us for Taylor 
and Fillmore, though a little mollified when, 
on his way to Washington, General Taylor grasping 
his old comrade, my grandfather, by the hand, 
called him “Billy,” and paternally stroked my 
curls.</p>
            <p>Though the next winter we passed in Washington 
I never saw him in the White House. He died 
in July, 1850, and was succeeded by Millard 
Fillmore. It is common to speak of Old Rough and 
<pb id="wat36" n="36"/>
Ready as an ignoramus. I don't think this. He 
may not have been very courtly, but he was a 
gentleman.</p>
            <p>Later in life I came to know Millard Fillmore 
well and to esteem him highly. Once he told me 
that Daniel Webster had said to him: “Fillmore, 
I like Clay—I like Clay very much—but he rides 
rough, sir; damned rough!”</p>
            <p>I was fond of going to the Capitol and of playing 
amateur page in the House, of which my father 
had been a member and where he had many friends, 
though I was never officially a page. There was in 
particular a little old bald-headed gentleman who 
was good to me and would put his arm about me 
and stroll with me across the rotunda to the Library 
of Congress and get me books to read. I was not 
so young as not to know that he was an ex-President 
of the United States, and to realize the meaning 
of it. He had been the oldest member of the 
House when my father was the youngest. He was
John Quincy Adams. By chance I was on the 
floor of the House when he fell in his place, and 
followed the excited and tearful throng when they 
bore him into the Speaker's Room, kneeling by the 
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side of the sofa with an improvised fan and crying 
as if my heart would break.</p>
            <p>One day in the spring of 1851 my father took me 
to a little hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue near the 
Capitol and into a stuffy room, where a snuffy old 
man wearing an ill-fitting wig was busying himself 
over a pile of documents. He turned about and 
was very hearty.</p>
            <p>“Aha, you've brought the boy,” said he.</p>
            <p>And my father said: “My son, you wanted to 
see General Cass, and here he is.”</p>
            <p>My enthusiasm over the Cass and Butler campaign 
had not subsided. Inevitably General Cass 
was to me the greatest of heroes. My father had 
been and always remained his close friend. Later 
along we dwelt together at Willard's Hotel, my 
mother a <sic corr="chaperone">chaperon</sic> for Miss Belle Cass, afterward 
Madame Von Limbourg, and I came into familiar 
intercourse with the family.</p>
            <p>The general made me something of a pet and 
never ceased to be a hero to me. I still think he 
was one of the foremost statesmen of his time and 
treasure a birthday present he made me when I was 
just entering my teens.</p>
            <pb id="wat38" n="38"/>
            <p>The hour I passed with him that afternoon I shall 
never forget.</p>
            <p>As we were about taking our leave my father 
said: “Well, my son, you have seen General Cass; 
what do you think of him?”</p>
            <p>And the general patting me affectionately on the 
head laughingly said: “He thinks he has seen a 
pretty good-looking old fogy—that is what he 
thinks!”</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>VII</head>
            <p>There flourished in the village life of Washington 
two old blokes—no other word can properly describe 
them—Jack Dade, who signed himself “the 
Honorable John W. Dade, of Virginia;” and 
Beau Hickman, who hailed from nowhere and 
acquired the pseudonym through sheer impudence. 
In one way and another they lived by their wits, 
the one all dignity, the other all cheek. Hickman 
fell very early in his career of sponge and beggar, 
but Dade lived long and died in office—indeed, 
toward the close an office was actually created for
him.</p>
            <p>Dade had been a schoolmate of John Tyler—so 
intimate they were that at college they were called 
“the two Jacks”—and when the death of Harrison
<pb id="wat39" n="39"/>
made Tyler President, the “off Jack,” as he dubbed 
himself, went up to the White House and said: 
“Jack Tyler, you've had luck and I haven't. You 
must do something for me and do it quick. I'm 
hard up and I want an office.”</p>
            <p>“You old reprobate,” said Tyler, “what office 
on earth do you think you are fit to fill?”</p>
            <p>“Well,” said Dade, “I have heard them talking 
round here of a place they call a sine-cu-ree—big 
pay and no work—and if there is one of them left 
and lying about loose I think I could fill it to a T.”</p>
            <p>“All right,” said the President good naturedly, 
“I'll see what can be done. Come up to-morrow.”</p>
            <p>The next day “Col. John W. Dade, of Virginia,” 
was appointed keeper of the Federal prison of the 
District of Columbia. He assumed his post with 
<hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">empressement</foreign></hi>, called the prisoners before him and 
made them an address.</p>
            <p>“Ladies and gentlemen,” said he; “I have been 
chosen by my friend, the President of the United 
States, as superintendent of this eleemosynary 
institution. It is my intention to treat you all as a 
Virginia gentleman should treat a body of American 
ladies and gentlemen gathered here from all 
parts of our beloved Union, and I shall expect the 
same consideration in return. Otherwise I will 
<pb id="wat40" n="40"/>
turn you all out upon the cold mercies of a 
heartless world and you will have to work for your 
living.”</p>
            <p>There came to Congress from Alabama a roistering 
blade by the name of McConnell. He was 
something of a wit. During his brief sojourn in 
the national capital he made a noisy record for 
himself as an all-round, all-night man about town, a 
dare-devil and a spendthrift. His first encounter 
with Col. John W. Dade, of Virginia, used to be 
one of the standard local jokes. Colonel Dade was 
seated in the barroom of Brown's Hotel early one 
morning, waiting for someone to come in and invite 
him to drink.</p>
            <p>Presently McConnell arrived. It was his custom 
when he entered a saloon to ask the entire roomful, 
no matter how many, “to come up and licker,” and, 
of course, he invited the solitary stranger.</p>
            <p>When the glasses were filled Dade pompously 
said: “With whom have I the honor of drinking?”</p>
            <p>“My name,” answered McConnell, “is Felix 
Grundy McConnell, begad! I am a member of 
Congress from Alabama. My mother is a justice 
of the peace, my aunt keeps a livery stable, and my 
<pb id="wat41" n="41"/>
grandmother commanded a company in the Revolution 
and fit the British, gol darn their souls!”</p>
            <p>Dade pushed his glass aside.</p>
            <p>“Sir,” said he, “I am a man of high aspirations 
and peregrinations and can have nothing to do with 
such low-down scopangers as yourself. Good morning, 
sir!”</p>
            <p>It may be presumed that both spoke in jest, because 
they became inseparable companions and the 
best of friends.</p>
            <p>McConnell had a tragic ending. In James K. 
Polk's diary I find two entries under the dates, 
respectively, of September 8 and September 10, 
1846. The first of these reads as follows: “Hon. 
Felix G. McConnell, a representative in Congress 
from Alabama called. He looked very badly and 
as though he had just recovered from a fit of 
intoxication. He was sober, but was pale, his 
countenance haggard and his system nervous. He 
applied to me to borrow one hundred dollars and said 
he would return it to me in ten days.</p>
            <p>“Though I had no idea that he would do so I 
had a sympathy for him even in his dissipation. I 
had known him in his youth and had not the moral 
courage to refuse. I gave him the one hundred 
<pb id="wat42" n="42"/>
dollars in gold and took his note. His hand was 
so tremulous that he could scarcely write his name 
to the note legibly. I think it probable that he will 
never pay me. He informed me he was detained 
at Washington attending to some business in the 
Indian Office. I supposed he had returned home 
at the adjournment of Congress until he called 
to-day. I doubt whether he has any business in 
Washington, but fear he has been detained by 
dissipation.”</p>
            <p>The second of Mr. Polk's entries is a corollary
of the first and reads: “About dark this evening I
learned from Mr. Voorhies, who is acting as my
private secretary during the absence of J. Knox
Walker, that Hon. Felix G. McConnell, a 
representative in Congress from the state of Alabama,
had committed suicide this afternoon at the St.
Charles Hotel, where he boarded. On Tuesday
last Mr. McConnell called on me and I loaned him
one hundred dollars. [See this diary of that day.]
I learn that but a short time before the horrid deed
was committed he was in the barroom of the St.
Charles Hotel handling gold pieces and stating that
be had received them from me, and that he loaned
thirty-five dollars of them to the barkeeper, that
		
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shortly afterward he had attempted to write something, 
but what I have not learned, but he had not 
written much when he said he would go to his 
room.</p>
            <p>“In the course of the morning I learn he went 
into the city and paid a hackman a small amount 
which he owed him. He had locked his room door, 
and when found he was stretched out on his back 
with his hands extended, weltering in his blood. He 
had three wounds in the abdomen and his throat 
was cut. A hawkbill knife was found near him.
A jury of inquest was held and found a verdict that 
he had destroyed himself. It was a melancholy 
instance of the effects of intemperance. Mr. 
McConnell when a youth resided at Fayetteville in
my congressional district. Shortly after he grew 
up to manhood he was at my instance appointed 
postmaster of that town. He was a true Democrat 
and a sincere friend of mine.</p>
            <p>“His family in Tennessee are highly respectable 
and quite numerous. The information as to the 
manner and particulars of his death I learned from
Mr. Voorhies, who reported it to me as he had heard 
it in the streets. Mr. McConnell removed from 
<pb id="wat44" n="44"/>
Tennessee to Alabama some years ago, and I learn 
he has left a wife and three or four children.”</p>
            <p>Poor Felix Grundy McConnell! At a school in 
Tennessee he was a roommate of my father, who 
related that one night Felix awakened with a 
scream from a bad dream he had, the dream being 
that he had cut his own throat.</p>
            <p>“Old Jack Dade,” as he was always called, lived 
on, from hand to mouth, I dare say—for he lost his 
job as keeper of the district prison—yet never 
wholly out-at-heel, scrupulously neat in his person 
no matter how seedy the attire. On the completion 
of the new wings of the Capitol and the removal 
of the House to its more commodious quarters he 
was made custodian of the old Hall of Representatives, 
a post he held until he died.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>VIII</head>
            <p>Between the idiot and the man of sense, the 
lunatic and the man of genius, there are degrees—
streaks—of idiocy and lunacy. How many expectant 
politicians elected to Congress have entered 
Washington all hope, eager to dare and do, to come 
away broken in health, fame and fortune, happy 
to get back home—sometimes unable to get away,
<pb id="wat45" n="45"/>
to linger on in obscurity and poverty to a squalid 
and wretched old age.</p>
            <p>I have lived long enough to have known many 
such: Senators who have filled the galleries when 
they rose to speak; House heroes living while they 
could on borrowed money, then banging about the 
hotels begging for money to buy drink.</p>
            <p>There was a famous statesman and orator who 
came to this at last, of whom the typical and 
characteristic story was told that the holder of a claim 
against the Government, who dared not approach 
so great a man with so much as the intimation of a 
bribe, undertook by argument to interest him in the 
merit of the case.</p>
            <p>The great man listened and replied: “I have 
noticed you scattering your means round here 
pretty freely but you haven't said ‘turkey’ to me.”</p>
            <p>Surprised but glad and unabashed the claimant 
said “I was coming to that,” produced a thousand-dollar 
bank roll and entered into an understanding 
as to what was to be done next day, when the 
bill was due on the calendar.</p>
            <p>The great man took the money, repaired to a 
gambling house, had an extraordinary run of luck, 
won heavily, and playing all night, forgetting about
<pb id="wat46" n="46"/>
his engagement, went to bed at daylight, not 
appearing in the House at all. The bill was called, 
and there being nobody to represent it, under the 
rule it went over and to the bottom of the calendar, 
killed for that session at least.</p>
            <p>The day after the claimant met his recreant
attorney on the avenue face to face and took him to
task for his delinquency.</p>
            <p>“Ah, yes,” said the great man, “you are the little 
rascal who tried to bribe me the other day. Here 
is your dirty money. Take it and be off with you. 
I was just seeing how far you would go.”</p>
            <p>The comment made by those who best knew the
great man was that if instead of winning in the
gambling house he had lost he would have been up
betimes at his place in the House, and doing his
utmost to pass the claimant's bill and obtain a
second fee.</p>
            <p>Another memory of those days has to do with
music. This was the coming of Jenny Lind to
America. It seemed an event. When she reached 
Washington Mr. Barnum asked at the office of my
father's newspaper for a smart lad to sell the
programs of the concert—a new thing in artistic
showmanry. “I don't want a paper carrier, or a 
<figure id="ill1" entity="watter46"><p>HENRY CLAY—PAINTED AT ASHLAND BY DODGE FOR
THE HON. ANDREW EWING OF TENNESSEE—THE
ORIGINAL HANGS IN MR. WATTERSON'S LIBRARY
AT “MANSFIELD” </p></figure>
 <pb id="wat47" n="47"/>	
newsboy,” said he, “but a young gentleman, three
or four young gentlemen.” I was sent to him. We
readily agreed upon the commission to be received
—five cents on each twenty-five cent program—
the oldest of old men do not forget such transactions. 
But, as an extra percentage for “organizing
the force,” I demanded a concert seat. Choice
seats were going at a fabulous figure and Barnum
at first demurred. But I told him I was a musical
student, stood my ground, and, perhaps seeing
something unusual in the eager spirit of a little boy,
he gave in and the bargain was struck.</p>
            <p>Two of my pals became my assistants. But my
sales beat both of them hollow. Before the concert
began I had sold my programs and was in my seat.
I recall that my money profit was something over
five dollars.</p>
            <p>The bell-like tones of the Jenny Lind voice in
“Home, Sweet Home,” and “The Last Rose of
Summer” still come back to me, but too long
after for me to make, or imagine, comparisons 
between it and the vocalism of Grisi, Sontag and
Parepa-Rosa.</p>
            <p>Meeting Mr. Barnum at Madison Square
Garden in New York, when he was running one
<pb id="wat48" n="48"/>
of his entertainments there, I told him the story, 
and we had a hearty laugh, both of us very much 
pleased, he very much surprised to find in me a 
former employee.</p>
            <p>One of my earliest yearnings was for a home. 
I cannot recall the time when I was not sick and 
tired of our migrations between Washington City 
and the two grand-paternal homesteads in Tennessee. 
The travel counted for much of my aversion 
to the nomadic life we led. The stagecoach 
is happier in the contemplation than in the 
actuality. Even when the railways arrived there
were no sleeping cars, the time of transit three or 
four days and nights. In the earlier journeys it 
had been ten or twelve days.</p>
          </div3>
        </div2>
        <pb id="wat49" n="49"/>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>CHAPTER THE SECOND</head>
          <argument>
            <p>SLAVERY THE TROUBLE-MAKER—BREAK UP OF THE
WHIG PARTY AND RISE OF THE REPUBLICAN—
THE SICKLES TRAGEDY—BROOKS AND SUMNER
—LIFE AT WASHINGTON IN THE FIFTIES</p>
          </argument>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>I</head>
            <p>WHETHER the War of Sections—as it 
should be called, because, except in Eastern 
Tennessee and in three of the Border States, 
Maryland, Kentucky and Missouri, it was nowise a 
civil war—could have been averted must ever 
remain a question of useless speculation. In recognizing 
the institution of African slavery, with no provision 
for its ultimate removal, the Federal Union 
set out embodying the seeds of certain trouble. The 
wiser heads of the Constitutional Convention perceived 
this plainly enough; its dissonance to the 
logic of their movement; on the sentimental side its 
repugnancy; on the practical side its doubtful 
economy; and but for the tobacco growers and the 
<pb id="wat50" n="50"/>
cotton planters it had gone by the board. The 
North soon found slave labor unprofitable and rid 
itself of slavery. Thus, restricted to the South, it 
came to represent in the Southern mind a “right” 
which the South was bound to defend.</p>
            <p>Mr. Slidell told me in Paris that Louis Napoleon
had once said to him in answer to his urgency for 
the recognition of the Southern Confederacy: “I 
have talked the matter over with Lord Palmerston 
and we are both of the opinion that as long as  
African slavery exists at the South, France and  
England cannot recognize the Confederacy. They 
do not demand its instant abolition. But if you 
put it in course of abatement and final abolishment 
through a term of years—I do not care how many  
—we can intervene to some purpose. As matters 
stand we dare not go before a European congress 
with such a proposition.”</p>
            <p>Mr. Slidell passed it up to Richmond. Mr. 
Davis passed it on to the generals in the field. The
response he received on every hand was the
statement that it would disorganize and disband the
Confederate Armies. Yet we are told, and it is
doubtless true, that scarcely one Confederate
soldier in ten actually owned a slave.</p>
            <pb id="wat51" n="51"/>
            <p> 
Thus do imaginings become theories, and theories 
resolve themselves into claims; and interests, however 
mistaken, rise to the dignity of prerogatives.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>II</head>
            <p>The fathers had rather a hazy view of the future. 
I was witness to the decline and fall of the old 
Whig Party and the rise of the Republican Party. 
There was a brief lull in sectional excitement after 
the Compromise Measures of 1850, but the
overwhelming defeat of the Whigs in 1852 and the
dominancy of Mr. Jefferson Davis in the cabinet of
Mr. Pierce brought the agitation back again. Mr.
Davis was a follower of Mr. Calhoun—though it 
may be doubted whether Mr. Calhoun would ever 
have been willing to go to the length of secession 
—and Mr. Pierce being by temperament a Southerner 
as well as in opinions a pro-slavery Democrat, 
his Administration fell under the spell of the 
ultra Southern wing of the party. The Kansas-Nebraska
Bill was originally harmless enough, but 
the repeal of the Missouri Compromise, which on 
Mr. Davis' insistence was made a part of it, let 
slip the dogs of war.</p>
            <p>In Stephen A. Douglas was found an able and 
<pb id="wat52" n="52"/>
pliant instrument. Like Clay, Webster and Calhoun
before him, Judge Douglas had the presidential 
bee in his bonnet. He thought the South 
would, as it could, nominate and elect him 
President.</p>
            <p>Personally he was a most lovable man—rather 
too convivial—and for a while in 1852 it looked as
though he might be the Democratic nominee. His
candidacy was premature, his backers overconfident
and indiscreet.</p>
            <p>“I like Douglas and am for him,” said Buck 
Stone, a member of Congress and delegate to the 
National Democratic Convention from Kentucky, 
“though I consider him a good deal of a damn 
fool.” Pressed for a reason he continued: “Why, 
think of a man wanting to be President at forty 
years of age, and obliged to behave himself for the 
rest of his life! I wouldn't take the job on any 
such terms.”</p>
            <p>The proposed repeal of the Missouri
Compromise opened up the slavery debate anew and
gave it increased vitality. Hell literally broke 
loose among the political elements. The issues 
which had divided Whigs and Democrats went to 
the rear, while this one paramount issue took 
<pb id="wat53" n="53"/>
possession of the stage. It was welcomed by the
extremists of both sections, a very godsend to the
beaten politicians led by Mr. Seward. Rampant
sectionalism was at first kept a little in the
background. There were on either side concealments 
and reserves. Many patriotic men put the Union 
above slavery or antislavery. But the two sets of 
rival extremists had their will at last, and in seven 
short years deepened and embittered the contention 
to the degree that disunion and war seemed, 
certainly proved, the only way out of it.</p>
            <p>The extravagance of the debates of those years
amazes the modern reader. Occasionally when I
have occasion to recur to them I am myself
nonplussed, for they did not sound so terrible at the
time. My father was a leader of the Union wing 
of the Democratic Party—headed in 1860 the 
Douglas presidential ticket in Tennessee—and 
remained a Unionist during the War of Sections. 
He broke away from Pierce and retired from the 
editorship of the <sic corr="Washington">Washiongton</sic> Union upon the 
issue of the repeal of the Missouri Compromise, to 
which he was opposed, refusing the appointment 
of Governor of Oregon, with which the President 
sought to placate him, though it meant his return 
<pb id="wat54" n="54"/>
to the Senate of the United States in a year or two,
when he and Oregon's delegate in Congress, Gen.
Joseph Lane—the Lane of the Breckenridge and
Lane ticket of 1860—had brought the territory of
Oregon in as a state.</p>
            <p>I have often thought just where I would have  
come in and what might have happened to me if he  
had accepted the appointment and I had grown to  
manhood on the Pacific Coast. As it was I attended
a school in Philadelphia—the Protestant  
Episcopal Academy—came home to Tennessee in
1856, and after a season with private tutors found
myself back in the national capital in 1858.</p>
            <p>It was then that I began to nurse some ambitions 
of my own. I was going to be a great man of letters. 
I was going to write histories and dramas and 
romances and poetry. But as I had set up for 
myself I felt in honor bound meanwhile to earn 
my own living.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>III</head>
            <p>I take it that the early steps of every man to 
get a footing may be of interest when fairly told.
I sought work in New York with indifferent success.
Mr. Raymond of the Times, hearing me 
play the piano at which from childhood I had 
<pb id="wat55" n="55"/>
received careful instruction, gave me a job as “musical
critic” during the absence of Mr. Seymour, the   
regular critic. I must have done my work 
acceptably, since I was not fired. It included a 
report of the début of my boy-and-girl companion, 
Adelina Patti, when she made her first appearance 
in opera at the Academy of Music. But, as the 
saying is, I did not “catch on.” There might be a 
more promising opening in Washington, and
thither I repaired.</p>
            <p>The Daily States had been established there by
John P. Heiss, who with Thomas Ritchie had 
years before established the Washington Union. 
Roger A. Pryor was its nominal editor. But he 
soon took himself home to his beloved Virginia and 
came to Congress, and the editorial writing on the 
States was being done by Col. A. Dudley Mann, 
later along Confederate commissioner to France, 
preceding Mr. Slidell.</p>
            <p>Colonel Mann wished to work incognito. I was
taken on as a kind of go-between and, as I may say,  
figurehead, on the strength of being my father's 
son and a very self-confident young gentleman, 
and began to get my newspaper education in point 
of fact as a kind of fetch-and-carry for Major 
 <pb id="wat56" n="56"/>
Heiss. He was a practical newspaper man who 
had started the Union at Nashville as well as the 
Union at Washington and the Crescent—maybe it 
was the Delta—at New Orleans; and for the rudiments 
of newspaper work I could scarcely have had 
a better teacher.</p>
            <p>Back of Colonel Mann as a leader writer on the
States was a remarkable woman. She was Mrs. 
Jane Casneau, the wife of Gen. George Casneau, 
of Texas, who had a claim before Congress.  
Though she was unknown to fame, Thomas A. 
Benton used to say that she had more to do with 
making and ending the Mexican War than anybody 
else.</p>
            <p>Somewhere in the early thirties she had gone 
with her newly wedded husband, an adventurous 
Yankee by the name of Storm, to the Rio Grande 
and started a settlement they called Eagle Pass. 
Storm died, the Texas outbreak began, and the 
young widow was driven back to San Antonio, 
where she met and married Casneau, one of Houston's 
lieutenants, like herself a New Yorker. She 
was sent by Polk with Pillow and Trist to the City 
of Mexico and actually wrote the final treaty. It 
was she who dubbed William Walker “the little
<pb id="wat57" n="57"/>
gray-eyed man of destiny,” and put the nickname
“Old Fuss and Feathers” on General Scott, whom
she heartily disliked.</p>
            <p>A braver, more intellectual woman never lived.
She must have been a beauty in her youth; was still
very comely at fifty; but a born <foreign lang="es">insurrecto</foreign> and a
terror with her pen. God made and equipped her 
for a filibuster. She possessed infinite knowledge 
of Spanish-American affairs, looked like a Spanish
woman, and wrote and spoke the Spanish language
fluently. Her obsession was the bringing of 
Central America into the Federal Union. But 
she was not without literary aspirations and had 
some literary friends. Among these was Mrs. 
Southworth, the novelist, who had a lovely home in 
Georgetown, and, whatever may be said of her 
works and articles, was a lovely woman. She used 
to take me to visit this lady. With Major Heiss
she divided my newspaper education, her part of it
being the writing part. Whatever I may have 
attained in that line I largely owe to her. She took
great pains with me and mothered me in the 
absence of my own mother, who had long been her 
very dear friend. To get rid of her, or rather her 
pen, Mr. Buchanan gave General Casneau, when 
<pb id="wat58" n="58"/>
the Douglas schism was breaking out, a Central
American mission, and she and he were lost by
shipwreck on their way to this post, somewhere in 
Caribbean waters.</p>
            <p>My immediate yokemate on the States was John
Savage, “Jack,” as he was commonly called; a
brilliant Irishman, who with Devin Reilley and 
John Mitchel and Thomas Francis Meagher, his 
intimates, and Joseph Brennan, his brother-in-law, 
made a pretty good Irishman of me. They were 
'48 men, with literary gifts of one sort and 
another, who certainly helped me along with my 
writing but, as matters fell out, did not go far enough 
to influence my character, for they were a wild lot, 
full of taking enthusiasm and juvenile decrepitude 
of judgment, ripe for adventures and ready 
for any enterprise that promised fun and fighting.</p>
            <p>Between John Savage and Mrs. Casneau I had 
the constant spur of commendation and assistance 
as well as affection. I passed all my spare time in 
the Library of Congress and knew its arrangements 
at least as well as Mr. Meehan, the librarian, 
and Robert Kearon, the assistant, much to the 
surprise of Mr. Spofford, who in 1861 succeeded Mr.
Meehan as librarian.</p>
            <pb id="wat59" n="59"/>
            <p>Not long after my return to Washington Col. 
John W. Forney picked me up, and I was 
employed in addition to my not very arduous duties 
on the States to write occasional letters from 
Washington to the Philadelphia Press. Good fortune 
like ill fortune rarely comes singly. Without anybody's
interposition I was appointed to a clerkship, 
a real “sinecure,” in the Interior Department by 
Jacob Thompson, the secretary, my father's old 
colleague in Congress. When the troubles of 
1860-61 rose I was literally doing “a land-office 
business,” with money galore and to spare. Somehow, 
I don't know how, I contrived to spend it, 
though I had no vices, and worked like a hired man 
upon my literary hopes and newspaper obligations.</p>
            <p>Life in Washington under these conditions was
delightful. I did not know how my heart was 
wrapped up in it until I had to part from it. My 
father stood high in public esteem. My mother 
was a leader in society. All doors were open to 
me. I had many friends. Going back to Tennessee 
in the midsummer of 1861, via Pittsburgh and 
Cincinnati, there happened a railway break and a halt 
of several hours at a village on the Ohio. I strolled 
down to the river and sat myself upon the brink, 
<pb id="wat60" n="60"/>
almost despairing—nigh heartbroken—when I 
began to feel an irresistible fascination about the 
swift-flowing stream. I leaped to my feet and ran 
away; and that is the only thought of suicide that 
I can recall.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>IV</head>
            <p>Mrs. Clay, of Alabama, in her “Belle of the
Fifties” has given a graphic picture of life in the
national capital during the administrations of Pierce
and Buchanan. The South was very much in the
saddle. Pierce, as I have said, was Southern in
temperament, and Buchanan, who to those he did 
not like or approve had, as Arnold Harris said, “a 
winning way of making himself hateful,” was an 
aristocrat under Southern and feminine influence.</p>
            <p>I was fond of Mr. Pierce, but I could never 
endure Mr. Buchanan. His very voice gave offense 
to me. Directed by a periodical publication to 
make a sketch of him to accompany an engraving, 
I did my best on it.</p>
            <p>Jacob Thompson, the Secretary of the Interior,
said to me: “Now, Henry, here's your chance for 
a foreign appointment.”</p>
            <p>I now know that my writing was clumsy enough
and my attempt to play the courtier clumsier still.
<pb id="wat61" n="61"/>
Nevertheless, as a friend of my father and mother
“Old Buck” might have been a little more considerate 
than he was with a lad trying to please and 
do him honor. I came away from the White House 
my <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">amour propre</foreign></hi> wounded, and though I had not 
far to go went straight into the Douglas camp.</p>
            <p>Taking nearly sixty years to think it over I have
reached the conclusion that Mr. Buchanan was the
victim of both personal and historic injustice. With
secession in sight his one aim was to get out of the
White House before the scrap began. He was of
course on terms of intimacy with all the secession
leaders, especially Mr. Slidell, of Louisiana, like
himself a Northerner by birth, and Mr. Mason, a
thick-skulled, ruffle-shirted Virginian. It was not 
in him or in Mr. Pierce, with their antecedents and
associations, to be uncompromising Federalists.
There was no clear law to go on. Moderate men
were in a muck of doubt just what to do. With
Horace Greeley Mr. Buchanan was ready to say 
“Let the erring sisters go.” This indeed was the 
extent of Mr. Pierce's pacifism during the War of 
Sections.</p>
            <p>A new party risen upon the remains of the Whig
Party—the Republican Party—was at the door 
<pb id="wat62" n="62"/>
and coming into power. Lifelong pro-slavery 
Democrats could not look on with equanimity, still
less with complaisance, and doubtless Pierce and
Buchanan to the end of their days thought less of 
the Republicans than of the Confederates. As a
consequence Republican writers have given quarter
to neither of them.</p>
            <p>It will not do to go too deeply into the account 
of those days. The times were out of joint. I 
knew of two Confederate generals who first tried 
for commissions in the Union Army; gallant and 
good fellows too; but they are both dead and their 
secret shall die with me. I knew likewise a famous 
Union general who was about to resign his 
commission in the army to go with the South but was 
prevented by his wife, a Northern woman, who had 
obtained of Mr. Lincoln a brigadier's commission.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>V</head>
            <p>In 1858 a wonderful affair came to pass. It was
Mrs. Senator Gwin's fancy dress ball, written of,
talked of, far and wide. I did not get to attend 
this. My costume was prepared—a Spanish 
cavalier, Mrs. Casneau's doing—when I fell ill and 
had with bitter disappointment to read about it 
<pb id="wat63" n="63"/>
next day in the papers. I was living at Willard's
Hotel, and one of my volunteer nurses was Mrs.
Daniel E. Sickles, a pretty young thing who was
soon to become the victim of a murder and world
scandal. Her husband was a member of the House
from New York, and during his frequent absences 
I used to take her to dinner. Mr. Sickles had been 
Mr. Buchanan's Secretary of Legation in London, 
and both she and he were at home in the White 
House.</p>
            <p>She was an innocent child. She never knew what
she was doing, and when a year later Sickles, having
killed her seducer—a handsome, unscrupulous
fellow who understood how to take advantage of 
a husband's neglect—forgave her and brought her
home in the face of much obloquy, in my heart of
hearts I did homage to his courage and generosity,
for she was then as he and I both knew a dying
woman. She did die but a few months later. He 
was by no means a politician after my fancy or 
approval, but to the end of his days I was his friend 
and could never bring myself to join in the   
repeated public outcries against him.</p>
            <p>Early in the fifties Willard's Hotel became a 
kind of headquarters for the two political extremes. 
<pb id="wat64" n="64"/>
During a long time their social intercourse was
unrestrained—often joyous. They were too far 
apart, figuratively speaking, to come to blows. 
Truth to say, their aims were after all not so far 
apart. They played to one another's lead. Many 
a time have I seen Keitt, of South Carolina, and 
Burlingame, of Massachusetts, hobnob in the liveliest 
manner and most public places.</p>
            <p>It is certainly true that Brooks was not 
himself when he attacked Sumner. The Northern 
radicals were wont to say, “Let the South go,” the 
more profane among them interjecting “to hell!” 
The Secessionists liked to prod the New Englanders 
with what the South was going to do when they 
got to Boston. None of them really meant it— 
not even Toombs when he talked about calling the 
muster roll of his slaves beneath Bunker Hill 
Monument; nor Hammond, the son of a New England 
schoolmaster, when he spoke of the “mudsills 
of the North,” meaning to illustrate what he was 
saying by the underpinning of a house built on 
marshy ground, and not the Northern work people.</p>
            <p>Toombs, who was a rich man, not quite impoverished 
by the war, banished himself in Europe for a 
number of years. At length he came home, and 
<figure id="ill2" entity="watter64"><p>W. P. HARDEE, LIEUTENANT GENERAL C.S.A. </p></figure>
<pb id="wat65" n="65"/>
passing the White House at Washington he called
and sent his card to the President. General Grant,
the most genial and generous of men, had him come
directly up.</p>
            <p>“Mr. President,” said Toombs, “in my European
migrations I have made it a rule when arriving in 
a city to call first and pay my respects to the Chief 
of Police.”</p>
            <p>The result was a most agreeable hour and an
invitation to dinner. Not long after this at the
hospitable board of a Confederate general, then an
American senator, Toombs began to prod Lamar
about his speech in the House upon the occasion of
the death of Charles Sumner. Lamar was not quick
to quarrel, though when aroused a man of devilish
temper and courage. The subject had become
distasteful to him. He was growing obviously
restive under Toombs' banter. The ladies of the
household apprehending what was coming left the
table.</p>
            <p>Then Lamar broke forth. He put Toombs' visit 
to Grant, “crawling at the seat of power,” against 
his eulogy of a dead enemy. I have never heard 
such a scoring from one man to another. It was 
magisterial in its dignity, deadly in its diction. 
Nothing short of a duel could have settled it in the
<pb id="wat66" n="66"/>
olden time. But when Lamar, white with rage, 
had finished, Toombs without a ruffle said, “Lamar, 
you surprise me,” and the host, with the rest of us, 
took it as a signal to rise from table and rejoin the 
ladies in the drawing-room. Of course nothing 
came of it.</p>
            <p>Toombs was as much a humorist as an extremist. 
I have ridden with him under fire and heard him 
crack jokes with <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">Minié</foreign></hi> balls flying uncomfortably 
about. Some one spoke kindly of him to old Ben 
Wade. “Yes, yes,” said Wade; “I never did 
believe in the doctrine of total depravity.”</p>
            <p>But I am running ahead in advance of events.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>VI</head>
            <p>There came in 1853 to the Thirty-third Congress 
a youngish, dapper and graceful man notable as 
the only Democrat in the Massachusetts delegation. 
It was said that he had been a dancing master, his 
wife a work girl. They brought with them a baby 
in arms with the wife's sister for its nurse— a 
misstep which was quickly corrected. I cannot now 
tell just how I came to be very intimate with them 
except that they lived at Willard's Hotel. His 
<pb id="wat67" n="67"/>
name had a pretty sound to it—Nathaniel Prentiss
Banks.</p>
            <p>A schoolmate of mine and myself, greatly to the
mirth of those about us, undertook Mr. Banks'
career. We were going to elect him Speaker of 
the next House and then President of the United 
States. This was particularly laughable to my 
mother and Mrs. Linn Boyd, the wife of the 
contemporary Speaker, who had very solid presidential 
aspirations of his own.</p>
            <p>The suggestion perhaps originated with Mrs.
Banks, to whom we two were ardently devoted. I
have not seen her since those days, more than sixty
years ago. But her beauty, which then charmed 
me, still lingers in my memory—a gentle, sweet 
creature who made much of us boys—and two 
years later when Mr. Banks was actually elected 
Speaker I was greatly elated and took some of 
the credit to myself. Twenty years afterwards 
General Banks and I had our seats close together 
in the Forty-fourth Congress, and he did not 
recall me at all or the episode of 1853. Nevertheless 
I warmed to him, and when during Cleveland's first 
term he came to me with a hard-luck story I was 
glad to throw myself into the breach. He had been 
<pb id="wat68" n="68"/>
a Speaker of the House, a general in the field and 
a Governor of Massachusetts, but was a faded old
man, very commonplace, and except for the little
post he held under Government pitiably helpless.</p>
            <p>Colonel George Walton was one of my father's
intimates and an imposing and familiar figure 
about Washington. He was the son of a signer of 
the Declaration of Independence, a distinction in 
those days, had been mayor of Mobile and was an 
unending <foreign lang="fr">raconteur</foreign>. To my childish mind he 
appeared to know everything that ever had been or 
ever would be. He would tell me stories by the 
hour and send me to buy him lottery tickets. I 
afterward learned that that form of gambling was 
his mania. I also learned that many of his stories 
were apocryphal or very highly colored.</p>
            <p>One of these stories especially took me. It
related how when he was on a yachting cruise in the
Gulf of Mexico the boat was overhauled by pirates,
and how he being the likeliest of the company was
tied up and whipped to make him disgorge, or tell
where the treasure was. </p>
            <p>“Colonel Walton,” said I, “did the whipping 
hurt you much?”</p>
            <pb id="wat69" n="69"/>
            <p>“Sir,” he replied, as if I were a grown-up, “they
whipped me until I was perfectly disgusted.”</p>
            <p>An old lady in Philadelphia, whilst I was at 
school, heard me mention Colonel Walton—a most
distinguished, religious old lady—and said to me,
“Henry, my son, you should be ashamed to speak 
of that old villain or confess that you ever knew 
him,” proceeding to give me his awful, blood-curdling
history.</p>
            <p>It was mainly a figment of her fancy and 
prejudice, and I repeated it to Colonel Walton the
next time I went to the hotel where he was then
living—I have since learned, with a lady not his
wife, though he was then three score and ten—and
he cried, “That old hag! Good Lord! Don't they 
ever die!”</p>
            <p>Seeing every day the most distinguished public
men of the country, and with many of them brought
into direct acquaintance by the easy intercourse of
hotel life, destroyed any reverence I might have
acquired for official station. Familiarity may not
always breed contempt, but it is a veritable eye
opener. To me no divinity hedged the brow of a
senator. I knew the White House too well to be 
<pb id="wat70" n="70"/>
impressed by its architectural grandeur without and
rather bizarre furnishments within.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>VII</head>
            <p>I have declaimed not a little in my time about 
the ignoble trade of politics, the collective 
dishonesty of parties and the vulgarities of the 
self-exploiting professional office hunters. Parties are
parties. Professional politics and politicians are
probably neither worse nor better—barring their
pretensions—than other lines of human endeavor. 
The play actor must be agreeable on the stage of 
the playhouse; the politician on the highways and 
the hustings, which constitute his playhouse—all 
the world a stage—neither to be seriously blamed 
for the dissimulation which, being an asset, becomes, 
as it were, a second nature.</p>
            <p>The men who between 1850 and 1861 might have
saved the Union and averted the War of Sections
were on either side professional politicians, with
here and there an unselfish, far-seeing, patriotic 
man, whose admonitions were not heeded by the 
people ranging on opposing sides of party lines. 
The two most potential of the party leaders were 
Mr. Davis and Mr. Seward. The South might
<pb id="wat71" n="71"/>
have seen and known that the one hope of the
institution of slavery lay in the Union. However it
ended, disunion led to abolition. The world—the
whole trend of modern thought—was set against
slavery. But politics, based on party feeling, is a
game of blindman's buff. And then—here I show
myself a son of Scotland—there is a destiny. 
“What is to be,” says the predestinarian Mother 
Goose, “will be, though it never come to pass.”</p>
            <p>That was surely the logic of the irrepressible
conflict—only it did come to pass—and for four years 
millions of people, the most homogeneous, practical 
and intelligent, fought to a finish a fight over a 
quiddity; both devoted to liberty, order and law, 
neither seeking any real change in the character of 
its organic contract.</p>
            <p>Human nature remains ever the same. These 
days are very like those days. We have had fifty 
years of a restored Union. The sectional fires 
have quite gone out. Yet behold the schemes of 
revolution claiming the regenerative. Most of 
them call themselves the “uplift!”</p>
            <p>Let us agree at once that all government is more
or less a failure; society as fraudulent as the satirists 
describe it; yet, when we turn to the uplift—
<pb id="wat72" n="72"/>
particularly the professional uplift—what do we
find but the same old tunes, hypocrisy and empiricism 
posing as “friends of the people,” preaching 
the pussy gospel of “sweetness and light?”</p>
            <p>“Words, words, words,” says Hamlet. Even as 
veteran writers for the press have come through
disheartening experience to a realizing sense of the
futility of printer's ink must our academic pundits 
begin to suspect the futility of art and letters. 
Words however cleverly writ on paper are after 
all but words. “In a nation of blind men,” we are 
told, “the one-eyed man is king.” In a nation of 
undiscriminating voters the noise of the agitator is 
apt to drown the voice of the statesman. We have
been teaching everybody to read, nobody to think;
and as a consequence—the rule of numbers the 
law of the land, partyism in the saddle—legislation, 
state and Federal, becomes largely a matter 
of riding to hounds and horns. All this, which 
was true in the fifties, is true to-day.</p>
            <p>Under the pretense of “liberalizing” the Government 
the politicians are sacrificing its organic 
character to whimsical experimentation; its checks 
and balances wisely designed to promote and protect 
liberty are being loosened by schemes of reform 
<pb id="wat73" n="73"/>
more or less visionary; while nowhere do we
find intelligence enlightened by experience, and
conviction supported by self-control, interposing 
to save the representative system of the Constitution
from the onward march of the proletariat.</p>
            <p>One cynic tells us that “A statesman is a politician
who is dead,” and another cynic varies the 
epigram to read “A politician out of a job.” 
Patriotism cries “God give us men,” but the parties 
say “Give us votes and offices,” and Congress proceeds 
to create a commission. Thus responsibilities 
are shirked and places are multiplied.</p>
            <p>Assuming, since many do, that the life of nations
is mortal even as is the life of man—in all things 
of growth and decline assimilating—has not our 
world reached the top of the acclivity, and pausing 
for a moment may it not be about to take the downward 
course into another abyss of collapse and 
oblivion?</p>
            <p>The miracles of electricity the last word of
science, what is left for man to do? With wireless
telegraphy, the airplane and the automobile annihilating 
time and space, what else? Turning from the 
material to the ethical it seems of the very nature 
of the human species to meddle and muddle. On 
<pb id="wat74" n="74"/>
every hand we see the organization of societies for
making men and women over again according to
certain fantastic images existing in the minds of 
the promoters. <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="fr">“Mon Dieu!”</foreign></hi> exclaimed the visiting
Frenchman. “Fifty religions and only one 
soup!” Since then both the soups and the religions 
have multiplied until there is scarce a culinary or 
moral conception which has not some sect or club to
represent it. The uplift is the keynote of these.</p>
          </div3>
        </div2>
        <pb id="wat75" n="75"/>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>CHAPTER THE THIRD</head>
          <argument>
            <p>THE INAUGURATION OF LINCOLN—I QUIT WASHINGTON 
AND RETURN TO TENNESSEE—A RUN-ABOUT 
WITH FORREST—THROUGH THE FEDERAL
LINES AND A DANGEROUS ADVENTURE—GOOD
LUCK AT MEMPHIS</p>
          </argument>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>I</head>
            <p>IT MAY have been Louis the Fifteenth, or it 
may have been Madame de Pompadour, who 
said, “After me the deluge;” but whichever it was, 
very much that thought was in Mr. Buchanan's 
mind in 1861 as the time for his exit from the White 
House approached. At the North there had been 
a political ground-swell; at the South, secession, 
half accomplished by the Gulf States, yawned in 
the Border States. Curiously enough, very few 
believed that war was imminent.</p>
            <p>As a reporter for the States I met Mr. Lincoln
immediately on his arrival in Washington. He 
came in unexpectedly ahead of the hour announced, 
to escape, as was given out, a well-laid plan to 
<pb id="wat76" n="76"/>
assassinate him as he passed through Baltimore. I
did not believe at the time, and I do not believe 
now, that there was any real ground for this
apprehension.</p>
            <p>All through that winter there had been a deal of
wild talk. One story had it that Mr. Buchanan was 
to be kidnapped and made off with so that Vice
President Breckenridge might succeed and, acting 
as <hi rend="italics"><foreign lang="la">de facto</foreign></hi> President, throw the country into 
confusion and revolution, defeating the inauguration 
of Lincoln and the coming in of the Republicans. 
It was a figment of drink and fancy. There was 
never any such scheme. If there had been Breckenridge 
would not have consented to be party to it. 
He was a man of unusual mental as well as 
personal dignity and both temperamentally and 
intellectually a thorough conservative.</p>
            <p>I had been engaged by Mr. L. A. Gobright, the
agent of what became later the Associated Press, 
to help with the report of the inauguration 
ceremonies the 4th of March, 1861, and in the discharge 
of this duty I kept as close to Mr. Lincoln as I 
could get, following after him from the senate 
chamber to the east portico of the capitol and standing 
<pb id="wat77" n="77"/>
by his side whilst he delivered his inaugural
address.</p>
            <p>Perhaps I shall not be deemed prolix if I dwell
with some particularity upon an occasion so
historic. I had first encountered the newly elected
President the afternoon of the day in the early
morning of which he had arrived in Washington. 
It was a Saturday, I think. He came to the capitol 
under the escort of Mr. Seward, and among the 
rest I was presented to him. His appearance did 
not impress me as fantastically as it had impressed 
some others. I was familiar with the Western 
type, and whilst Mr. Lincoln was not an Adonis, 
even after prairie ideals, there was about him a 
dignity that commanded respect.</p>
            <p>I met him again the next Monday forenoon in 
his apartment at Willard's Hotel as he was 
preparing to start to his inauguration, and was struck 
by his unaffected kindness, for I came with a matter
requiring his attention. This was, in point of 
fact, to get from him a copy of the inauguration 
speech for the Associated Press. I turned it over 
to Ben Perley Poore, who, like myself, was assisting 
Mr. Gobright. The President that was about 
to be seemed entirely self-possessed; not a sign of 
<pb id="wat78" n="78"/>
nervousness, and very obliging. As I have said, I 
accompanied the <foreign lang="fr">cortège</foreign> that passed from the
senate chamber to the east portico. When Mr.
Lincoln removed his hat to face the vast throng in 
front and below, I extended my hand to take it, 
but Judge Douglas, just behind me, reached over 
my outstretched arm and received it, holding it 
during the delivery of the address. I stood just 
near enough the speaker's elbow not to obstruct 
any gestures he might make, though he made but 
few; and then I began to get a suspicion of the 
power of the man.</p>
            <p>He delivered that inaugural address as if he had
been delivering inaugural addresses all his life. 
Firm, resonant, earnest, it announced the coming 
of a man, of a leader of men; and in its tone and 
style the gentlemen whom he had invited to become 
members of his political family—each of whom 
thought himself a bigger man than his chief—might 
have heard the voice and seen the hand of one born 
to rule. Whether they did or not, they very soon
ascertained the fact. From the hour Abraham Lincoln
crossed the threshold of the White House to 
the hour he went thence to his death, there was not 
a moment when he did not dominate the political 
<pb id="wat79" n="79"/>
and military situation and his official subordinates. 
The idea that he was overtopped at any time by
anybody is contradicted by all that actually 
happened. </p>
            <p>I was a young Democrat and of course not in
sympathy with Mr. Lincoln or his opinions. Judge
Douglas, however, had taken the edge off my
hostility. He had said to me upon his return in
triumph to Washington after the famous Illinois
campaign of <sic corr="1858">1868</sic>: “Lincoln is a good man; in fact, 
a great man, and by far the ablest debater I have 
ever met,” and now the newcomer began to verify 
this opinion both in his private conversation and in 
his public attitude.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>II</head>
            <p>I had been an undoubting Union boy. Neither 
then nor afterward could I be fairly classified as a
Secessionist. Circumstance rather than conviction   
or predilection threw me into the Confederate
service, and, being in, I went through with it.</p>
            <p>The secession leaders I held in distrust; especially 
Yancey, Mason, Slidell, Benjamin and Iverson, 
Jefferson Davis and Isham G. Harris were not 
favorites of mine. Later along I came into familiar 
<pb id="wat80" n="80"/>
association with most of them, and relations were
established which may be described as confidential
and affectionate. Lamar and I were brought 
together oddly enough in 1869 by Carl Schurz, and
thenceforward we were the most devoted friends.
Harris and I fell together in 1862 in the field, first
with Forrest and later with Johnston and Hood, 
and we remained as brothers to the end, when he 
closed a great career in the upper house of 
Congress, and by Republican votes, though he was a 
Democrat, as president of the Senate.</p>
            <p>He continued in the Governorship of Tennessee
through the war. He at no time lost touch with 
the Tennessee troops, and though not always in the
field, never missed a forward movement. In 
the early spring of 1864, just before the famous
Johnston-Sherman campaign opened, General
Johnston asked him to go around among the boys
and “stir 'em up a bit.” The Governor invited me 
to ride with him. Together we visited every sector 
in the army. Threading the woods of North 
Georgia on this round, if I heard it once I heard it 
fifty times shouted from a distant clearing: “Here 
comes Gov-ner Harris, fellows; g'wine to be a 
fight.” His appearance at the front had always 
<figure id="ill3" entity="watter80"><p>JOHN BELL OF TENNESSEE—IN 1860 PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE “UNION PARTY”—“BELL AND EVERETT” TICKET </p></figure>
<pb id="wat81" n="81"/>
preceded and been long ago taken as a signal for
battle.</p>
            <p>My being a Washington correspondent of the
Philadelphia Press and having lived since childhood
at Willard's Hotel, where the Camerons also lived,
will furnish the key to my becoming an actual and
active rebel. A few days after the inauguration of
Mr. Lincoln, Colonel Forney came to my quarters
and, having passed the time of day, said: “The
Secretary of War wishes you to be at the department
to-morrow morning as near nine o'clock as 
you can make it.”</p>
            <p>“What does he want, Colonel Forney?” I asked.</p>
            <p>“He is going to offer you the position of private
secretary to the Secretary of War, with the rank 
of lieutenant colonel, and I am very desirous that 
you accept it.”</p>
            <p>He went away leaving me rather upset. I did 
not sleep very soundly that night. “So,” I argued 
to myself, “it has come to this, that Forney and
Cameron, lifelong enemies, have made friends and
are going to rob the Government—one clerk of the
House, the other Secretary of War—and I, a 
mutual choice, am to be the confidential middle 
<pb id="wat82" n="82"/>
man.” I still had a home in Tennessee and I rose
from my bed, resolved to go there.</p>
            <p>I did not keep the proposed appointment for 
next day. As soon as I could make arrangements 
I quitted Washington and went to Tennessee, still 
unchanged in my preconceptions. I may add, since 
they were verified by events, that I have not 
modified them from that day to this.</p>
            <p>I could not wholly believe with either extreme. 
I had perpetrated no wrong, but in my small way   
had done my best for the Union and against secession. 
I would go back to my books and my literary 
ambitions and let the storm blow over. It could 
not last very long; the odds against the South were 
too great. Vain hope! As well expect a chip on 
the surface of the ocean to lie quiet as a lad of 
twenty-one in those days to keep out of one or the 
other camp. On reaching home I found myself 
alone. The boys were all gone to the front. The 
girls were—well, they were all crazy. My native 
country was about to be invaded. Propinquity. 
Sympathy. So, casting opinions to the winds in I 
went on feeling. And that is how I became a rebel, 
a case of “first endure and then embrace,” because 
I soon got to be a pretty good rebel and went the
<pb id="wat83" n="83"/>
limit, changing my coat as it were, though not my
better judgment, for with a gray jacket on my 
back and ready to do or die, I retained my belief 
that secession was treason, that disunion was the 
height of folly and that the South was bound to go 
down in the unequal strife.</p>
            <p>I think now, as an academic proposition, that, in
the doctrine of secession, the secession leaders had
a debatable, if not a logical case; but I also think
that if the Gulf States had been allowed to go out 
by tacit consent they would very soon have been 
back again seeking readmission to the Union.</p>
            <p>Man proposes and God disposes. The ways of
Deity to man are indeed past finding out. Why, the
long and dreadful struggle of a kindred people, 
the awful bloodshed and havoc of four weary years,
leaving us at the close measurably where we were 
at the beginning, is one of the mysteries which 
should prove to us that there is a world hereafter, 
since no great creative principle could produce one 
with so dire, with so short a span and nothing 
beyond.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>III</head>
            <p>The change of parties wrought by the presidential   
election of 1860 and completed by the coming
<pb id="wat84" n="84"/>
in of the Republicans in 1861 was indeed
revolutionary. When Mr. Lincoln had finished his 
inaugural address and the crowd on the east portico
began to disperse, I reëntered the rotunda between
Mr. Reverdy Johnson, of Maryland, and Mr. John
Bell, of Tennessee, two old friends of my family, 
and for a little we sat upon a bench, they discussing
the speech we had just heard.</p>
            <p>Both were sure there would be no war. All 
would be well, they thought, each speaking kindly 
of Mr. Lincoln. They were among the most 
eminent men of the time, I a boy of twenty-one; 
but to me war seemed a certainty. Recalling the 
episode, I have often realized how the intuitions of 
youth outwit the wisdom and baffle the experience 
of age.</p>
            <p>I at once resigned my snug sinecure in the 
Interior Department and, closing my accounts of 
every sort, was presently ready to turn my back 
upon Washington and seek adventures elsewhere.</p>
            <p>They met me halfway and came in plenty. I 
tried staff duty with General Polk, who was making 
an expedition into Western Kentucky. In a 
few weeks illness drove me into Nashville, where I 
passed the next winter in desultory newspaper
<pb id="wat85" n="85"/>
work. Then Nashville fell, and, as I was making 
my way out of town afoot and trudging the
Murfreesboro pike, Forrest, with his squadron just
escaped from Fort Donelson, came thundering by,
and I leaped into an empty saddle. A few days 
later Forrest, promoted to brigadier general, 
attached me to his staff, and the next six months it 
was mainly guerilla service, very much to my liking.  
But Fate, if not Nature, had decided that I was a 
better writer than fighter, and the Bank of 
Tennessee having bought a newspaper outfit at 
Chattanooga, I was sent there to edit The Rebel—my own 
naming—established as the organ of the Tennessee 
state government. I made it the organ of the 
army.</p>
            <p>It is not the purpose of these pages to retell the
well-known story of the war. My life became a
series of ups and downs—mainly downs—the word
being from day to day to fire and fall back; in 
the Johnston-Sherman campaign, I served as 
chief of scouts; then as an aid to General Hood 
through the siege of Atlanta, sharing the beginning 
of the chapter of disasters that befell that gallant 
soldier and his army. I was spared the last and 
worst of these by a curious piece of special duty, 
<pb id="wat86" n="86"/>
taking me elsewhere, to which I was assigned in 
the autumn of 1864 by the Confederate government.</p>
            <p>This involved a foreign journey. It was no 
less than to go to England to sell to English buyers 
some hundred thousand bales of designated cotton 
to be thus rescued from spoilation, acting under 
the supervision and indeed the orders of the
Confederate fiscal agency at Liverpool.</p>
            <p>Of course I was ripe for this; but it proved a 
bigger job than I had conceived or dreamed. The 
initial step was to get out of the country. But 
how? That was the question. To run the blockade 
had been easy enough a few months earlier. All 
our ports were now sealed by Federal cruisers and 
gunboats. There was nothing for it but to slip 
through the North and to get either a New York or 
a Canadian boat. This involved chances and 
disguises.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>IV</head>
            <p>In West Tennessee, not far from Memphis, 
lived an aunt of mine. Thither I repaired. My 
plan was to get on a Mississippi steamer calling at 
one of the landings for wood. This proved 
impracticable. I wandered many days and nights,
<pb id="wat87" n="87"/>
rather ill mounted, in search of some kind—any 
kind—of exit, when one afternoon, quite worn out, 
I sat by a log heap in a comfortable farmhouse. It 
seemed that I was at the end of my tether; I did 
not know what to do.</p>
            <p>Presently there was an arrival—a brisk gentleman
right out of Memphis, which I then learned 
was only ten miles distant—bringing with him a 
morning paper. In this I saw appended to various 
army orders the name of “N. B. Dana, General 
Commanding.”</p>
            <p>That set me to thinking. Was not Dana the 
name of a certain captain, a stepson of Congressman
Peaslee, of New Hampshire, who had lived 
with us at Willard's Hotel—and were there not 
two children, Charley and Mamie, and a dear little 
mother, and—I had been listening to the talk 
of the newcomer. He was a licensed cotton buyer 
with a pass to come and go at will through the 
lines, and was returning next day.</p>
            <p>“I want to get into Memphis—I am a nephew of
Mrs. General Dana. Can you take me in?” I said 
to this person. </p>
            <p>After some hesitation he consented to try, it
<pb id="wat88" n="88"/>
being agreed that my mount and outfit should be 
his if he got me through; no trade if he failed.</p>
            <p>Clearly the way ahead was brightening. I soon
ascertained that I was with friends, loyal
Confederates. Then I told them who I was, and all
became excitement for the next day's adventure.</p>
            <p>We drove down to the Federal outpost. Crenshaw—that was the name of the cotton buyer—
showed his pass to the officer in command, who 
then turned to me. “Captain,” I said, “I have no 
pass, but I am a nephew of Mrs. General Dana. 
Can you not pass me in without a pass?” He was 
very polite. It was a chain picket, he said; his 
orders were very strict, and so on.</p>
            <p>“Well,” I said, “suppose I were a member of 
your own command and were run in here by 
guerillas. What do you think would it be your 
duty to do?”</p>
            <p>“In that case,” he answered, “I should send you 
to headquarters with a guard.”</p>
            <p>“Good!” said I. “Can't you send me to headquarters
with a guard?”</p>
            <p>He thought a moment. Then he called a cavalryman 
from the outpost.</p>
            <pb id="wat89" n="89"/>
            <p>“Britton,” he said, “show this gentleman in to
General Dana's headquarters.”</p>
            <p>Crenshaw lashed his horse and away we went.
“That boy thinks he is a guide, not a guard,” said 
he. “You are all right. We can easily get rid of 
him.”</p>
            <p>This proved true. We stopped by a saloon and
bought a bottle of whisky. When we reached
headquarters the lad said, “Do you gentlemen want me 
any more?” We did not. Then we gave him the
bottle of whisky and he disappeared round the
corner. “Now you are safe,” said Crenshaw. “Make
tracks.”</p>
            <p>But as I turned away and out of sight I began 
to consider the situation. Suppose that picket on 
the outpost reported to the provost marshal general 
that he had passed a relative of Mrs. Dana? What 
then? Provost guard. Drumhead court-martial. 
Shot at daylight. It seemed best to play out the 
hand as I had dealt it. After all, I could make a 
case if I faced it out.</p>
            <p>The guard at the door refused me access to
General Dana. Driven by a nearby hackman to the
General's residence, and, boldly asking for Mrs.
Dana, I was more successful. I introduced myself
<pb id="wat90" n="90"/>
as a teacher of music seeking to return to my 
friends in the North, working in a word about the 
old Washington days, not forgetting “Charley” 
and “Mamie.” The dear little woman was heartily
responsive. Both were there, including a pretty 
girl from Philadelphia, and she called them down. 
“Here is your old friend, Henry Waterman,” she 
joyfully exclaimed. Then guests began to arrive. 
It was a reception evening. My hope fell. Some 
one would surely recognize me. Presently a 
gentleman entered, and Mrs. Dana said: “Colonel Meehan, 
this is my particular friend, Henry Waterman, 
who has been teaching music out in the country, 
and wants to go up the river. You will give him a 
pass, I am sure.” It was the provost marshal, who 
answered, “certainly.” Now was my time for 
disappearing. But Mrs. Dana would not listen to this. 
General Dana would never forgive her if she let 
me go. Besides, there was to be a supper and a 
dance. I sat down again very much disconcerted. 
The situation was becoming awkward. Then Mrs. 
Dana spoke. “You say you have been teaching 
music. What is your instrument?” Saved! “The 
piano,” I answered. The girls escorted me to the
rear drawing-room. It was a new Steinway Grand,
<pb id="wat91" n="91"/>
just set up, and I played for my life. If the black
bombazine covering my gray uniform did not 
break, all would be well. I was having a delightfully 
good time, the girls on either hand, when 
Mrs. Dana, still enthusiastic, ran in and said, 
“General Dana is here. Remembers you perfectly. 
Come and see him.”</p>
            <p>He stood by a table, tall, sardonic, and as I
approached he put out his hand and said: “You have
grown a bit, Henry, my boy, since I saw you last.
How did you leave my friend Forrest?”</p>
            <p>I was about making some awkward reply, when,
the room already filling up, he said:</p>
            <p>“We have some friends for supper. I am glad 
you are here. Mamie, my daughter, take Mr. 
Watterson to the table!”</p>
            <p>Lord! That supper! Canvasback! Terrapin!
Champagne! The general had seated me at his 
right. Somewhere toward the close those expressive 
gray eyes looked at me keenly, and across his 
wine glass he said:</p>
            <p>“I think I understand this. You want to get up 
the river. You want to see your mother. Have 
you money enough to carry you through? If you 
<pb id="wat92" n="92"/>
have not don't hesitate, for whatever you need I 
will gladly let you have.”</p>
            <p>I thanked him. I had quite enough. All was 
well. We had more music and some dancing. At 
a late hour he called the provost marshal.</p>
            <p>“Meehan,” said he, “take this dangerous young
rebel round to the hotel, register him as Smith,
Brown, or something, and send him with a pass up
the river by the first steamer.” I was in luck, was 
I not?</p>
            <p>But I made no impression on those girls. Many
years after, meeting Mamie Dana, as the wife of an
army officer at Fortress Monroe, I related the
Memphis incident. She did not in the least recall it.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>V</head>
            <p>I had one other adventure during the war that 
may be worth telling. It was in 1862. Forrest 
took it into his inexperienced fighting head to make 
a cavalry attack upon a Federal stockade, and, 
repulsed with considerable loss, the command had to 
disperse—there were not more than two hundred 
of us—in order to escape capture by the 
newly-arrived reinforcements that swarmed about. We 
<pb id="wat93" n="93"/>
were to rendezvous later at a certain point. Having
some time to spare, and being near the family
homestead at Beech Grove, I put in there.</p>
            <p>It was midnight when I reached my destination. 
I had been erroneously informed that the Union 
Army was on the retreat—quite gone from the
neighborhood; and next day, believing the coast
was clear, I donned a summer suit and with a
neighbor boy who had been wounded at Shiloh and
invalided home, rode over to visit some young ladies.
We had scarcely been welcomed and were taking a
glass of wine when, looking across the lawn, we 
saw that the place was being surrounded by a body 
of blue-coats. The story of their departure had 
been a mistake. They were not all gone.</p>
            <p>There was no chance of escape. We were placed
in a hollow square and marched across country into
camp. Before we got there I had ascertained that
they were Indianians, and I was further led rightly 
to surmise what we called in 1860 Douglas
Democrats.</p>
            <p>My companion, a husky fellow, who looked and
was every inch a soldier, was first questioned by the
colonel in command. His examination was brief. 
He said he was as good a rebel as lived, that he was
<pb id="wat94" n="94"/>
only waiting for his wound to heal to get back into
the Confederate Army, and that if they wanted to
hang him for a spy to go ahead.</p>
            <p>I was aghast. It was not he that was in danger 
of hanging, but myself, a soldier in citizen's apparel
within the enemy's lines. The colonel turned to 
me. With what I took for a sneer he said:</p>
            <p>“I suppose you are a good Union man?” This
offered me a chance.</p>
            <p>“That depends upon what you call a good Union
man,” I answered. “I used to be a very good 
Union man—a Douglas Democrat—and I am not 
conscious of having changed my political opinions.”</p>
            <p>That softened him and we had an old-fashioned,
friendly talk about the situation, in which I kept 
the Douglas Democratic end of it well to the fore. 
He, too, had been a Douglas Democrat. I soon 
saw that it was my companion and not myself whom 
they were after. Presently Colonel Shook, that 
being the commandant's name, went into the 
adjacent stockade and the boys about began to be 
hearty and sympathetic. I made them a regular 
Douglas Democratic speech. They brought some 
“red licker” and I asked for some sugar for a toddy,
not failing to cite the familiar Sut Lovingood saying
<pb id="wat95" n="95"/>
that “there were about seventeen round the door
who said they'd take sugar in their'n.” The drink
warmed me to my work, making me quicker, if not
bolder, in invention. Then the colonel not
reappearing as soon as I hoped he would, for all along 
my fear was the wires, I went to him.</p>
            <p>“Colonel Shook,” I said, “you need not bother
about this friend of mine. He has no real idea of
returning to the Confederate service. He is teaching
school over here at Beech Grove and engaged 
to be married to one of the—girls. If you carry 
him off a prisoner he will be exchanged back into 
the fighting line, and we make nothing by it. There 
is a hot luncheon waiting for us at the—'s. Leave 
him to me and I will be answerable.” Then I left 
him.</p>
            <p>Directly he came out and said: “I may be doing
wrong, and don't feel entirely sure of my ground,
but I am going to let you gentlemen go.”</p>
            <p>We thanked him and made off amid the cheery
good-bys of the assembled blue-coats.</p>
            <p>No lunch for us. We got to our horses, rode 
away, and that night I was at our rendezvous to 
tell the tale to those of my comrades who had 
arrived before me.</p>
            <pb id="wat96" n="96"/>
            <p>Colonel Shook and I met after the war at a 
Grand Army reunion where I was billed to speak 
and to which he introduced me, relating the incident
and saying, among other things: “I do believe
that when he told me near Wartrace that day 
twenty years ago that he was a good Union man he 
told at least half the truth.”</p>
          </div3>
        </div2>
        <pb id="wat97" n="97"/>
        <div2 type="chapter">
          <head>CHAPTER THE FOURTH</head>
          <argument>
            <p>I GO TO LONDON—AM INTRODUCED TO A NOTABLE SET
—HUXLEY, SPENCER, MILL AND TYNDALL—
ARTEMUS WARD COMES TO TOWN—THE SAVAGE 
CLUB. </p>
          </argument>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>I</head>
            <p>THE fall of Atlanta after a siege of nearly 
two months was, in the opinion of thoughtful 
people, the sure precursor of the fall of the doomed
Confederacy. I had an affectionate regard for
General Hood, but it was my belief that neither 
he nor any other soldier could save the day, and 
being out of commission and having no mind for 
what I conceived aimless campaigning through another
winter—especially an advance into Tennessee 
upon Nashville—I wrote to an old friend of 
mine, who owned the Montgomery Mail, asking 
for a job. He answered that if I would come right 
along and take the editorship of the paper he would 
make me a present of half of it—a proposal so 
opportune and tempting that forty-eight hours later 
saw me in the capital of Alabama.</p>
            <pb id="wat98" n="98"/>
            <p>I was accompanied by my <foreign lang="la">fidus Achates</foreign>, Albert 
Roberts. The morning after our arrival, by chance 
I came across a printed line which advertised a room 
and board for two “single gentlemen,” with the 
curious affix for those times, “references will be
given and required.” This latter caught me. 
When I rang the visitors' bell of a pretty dwelling   
upon one of the nearby streets a distinguished 
gentleman in uniform came to the door, and, 
acquainted with my business, he said, “Ah, that is an 
affair of my wife,” and invited me within.</p>
            <p>He was obviously English. Presently there
appeared a beautiful lady, likewise English and as 
obviously a gentlewoman, and an hour later my 
friend Roberts and I moved in. The incident
proved in many ways fateful. The military gentleman
proved to be Doctor Scott, the post surgeon. 
He was, when we came to know him, the 
most interesting of men, a son of that Captain 
Scott who commanded Byron's flagship at Missolonghi 
in 1823; had as a lad attended the poet and he 
in his last illness and been in at the death, seeing 
the club foot when the body was prepared for burial. 
His wife was adorable. There were two girls and 
two boys. To make a long story short, Albert Roberts 
<pb id="wat99" n="99"/>
married one of the daughters, his brother the
other; the lads growing up to be successful and
distinguished men—one a naval admiral, the other a
railway president. When, just after the war, I
was going abroad, Mrs. Scott said: “I have a 
brother living in London to whom I will be glad 
to give you a letter.”</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>II</head>
            <p>Upon the deck of the steamer bound from New
York to London direct, as we, my wife and I newly 
married, were taking a last look at the receding
American shore, there appeared a gentleman who
seemed by the cut of his jib startlingly French. We
had under our escort a French governess returning 
to Paris. In a twinkle she and this gentleman had 
struck up an acquaintance, and much to my 
displeasure she introduced him to me as “Monsieur 
Mahoney.” I was somewhat mollified when later 
we were made acquainted with Madame Mahoney.</p>
            <p>I was not at all preconceived in his favor, nor did
Monsieur Mahoney, upon nearer approach, conciliate 
my simple taste. In person, manners and 
apparel he was quite beyond me. Mrs. Mahoney,
however, as we soon called her, was a dear, whole-souled, 
traveled, unaffected New England woman.
<pb id="wat100" n="100"/>
But Monsieur! Lord! There was no holding him 
at arm's length. He brooked not resistance. I was
wearing a full beard. He said it would never do, 
carried me perforce below, and cut it as I have worn
it ever since. The day before we were to dock he
took me aside and said:</p>
            <p>“Mee young friend”—he had a brogue which
thirty years in Algiers, where he had been consul, 
and a dozen in Paris as a gentleman of leisure, had 
not wholly spoiled—“Mee young friend, I observe
that you are shy of strangers, but my wife and I
have taken a shine to you and the ‘Princess’,” as
he called Mrs. Watterson, “and if you will allow
us, we can be of some sarvis to you when we get to 
town.”</p>
            <p>Certainly there was no help for it. I was too ill 
of the long crossing to oppose him. At Blackwall 
we took the High Level for Fenchurch Street, at
Fenchurch Street a cab for the West End—Mr. 
Mahoney bossing the job—and finally, in most
comfortable and inexpensive lodgings, we were
settled in Jermyn Street. The Mahoneys were
visiting Lady Elmore, widow of a famous surgeon
and mother of the President of the Royal Academy.
<pb id="wat101" n="101"/>
Thus we were introduced to quite a distinguished
artistic set.</p>
            <p>It was great. It was glorious. At last we were 
in London—the dream of my literary ambitions. I 
have since lived much in this wondrous city and in 
many parts of it between Hyde Park Corner, the 
heart of May Fair, to the east end of Bloomsbury 
under the very sound of Bow Bells. All the way as 
it were from Tyburn Tree that was, and the Marble 
Arch that is, to Charing Cross and the Hay 
Market. This were not to mention casual sojourns 
along Piccadilly and the Strand.</p>
            <p>In childhood I was obsessed by the immensity, 
the atmosphere and the mystery of London. Its
nomenclature embedded itself in my fancy; Hounsditch 
and Shoreditch, Billingsgate and Blackfriars; 
Bishopgate, within, and Bishopgate, without; 
Threadneedle Street and Wapping-Old-Stairs; 
the Inns of Court where Jarndyce struggled with 
Jarndyce, and the taverns where the Mark
Tapleys, the Captain Costigans and the Dolly
Vardens consorted.</p>
            <p>Alike in winter fog and summer haze, I grew to
know and love it, and those that may be called its
<foreign lang="la">dramatis personae</foreign>, especially its tatterdemalions,
<pb id="wat102" n="102"/>
the long procession led by Jack Sheppard, Dick
Turpin and Jonathan Wild the Great. Inevitably 
I sought their haunts—and they were not all gone 
in those days; the Bull-and-Gate in Holborn, 
whither Mr. Tom Jones repaired on his arrival in 
town, and the White Hart Tavern, where Mr. 
Pickwick fell in with Mr. Sam Weller; the regions 
about Leicester Fields and Russell Square sacred 
to the memory of Captain Booth and the lovely 
Amelia and Becky Sharp; where Garrick drank 
tea with Dr. Johnson and Henry Esmond tippled 
with Sir Richard Steele. There was yet a Pump 
Court, and many places along Oxford Street where 
Mantalini and De Quincy loitered: and Covent 
Garden and Drury Lane. Evans' Coffee House,
or shall I say the Cave of Harmony, and The Cock 
and the Cheshire Cheese were near at hand for
refreshment in the agreeable society of Daniel Defoe
and Joseph Addison, with Oliver Goldsmith and 
Dick Swiveller and Colonel Newcome to clink 
ghostly glasses amid the punch fumes and tobacco 
smoke. In short I knew London when it was still 
Old London—the knowledge of Temple Bar and 
Cheapside—before the vandal horde of progress 
<pb id="wat103" n="103"/>
and the pickaxe of the builder had got in their
nefarious work.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>III</head>
            <p>Not long after we began our sojourn in London,
I recurred—by chance, I am ashamed to say—to 
Mrs. Scott's letter of introduction to her brother.   
The address read “Mr. Thomas H. Huxley, School 
of Mines, Jermyn Street.” Why, it was but two or 
three blocks away, and being so near I called, not 
knowing just who Mr. Thomas H. Huxley might 
be.</p>
            <p>I was conducted to a dark, stuffy little room. 
The gentleman who met me was exceedingly handsome
and very agreeable. He greeted me cordially 
and we had some talk about his relatives in America. 
Of course my wife and I were invited at once 
to dinner. I was a little perplexed. There was no 
one to tell me about Huxley, or in what way he 
might be connected with the School of Mines.</p>
            <p>It was a good dinner. There sat at table a
gentleman by the name of Tyndall and another by
the name of Mill—of neither I had ever heard—but
there was still another of the name of Spencer,
whom I fancied must be a literary man, for I
recalled having reviewed a clever book on Education 
<pb id="wat104" n="104"/>
some four years agone by a writer of that name; 
a certain Herbert Spencer, whom I rightly judged
might he be.</p>
            <p>The dinner, I repeat, was a very good dinner
indeed—the Huxleys, I took it, must be well to do—
the company agreeable; a bit pragmatic, however, 
I thought. The gentleman by the name of Spencer 
said he loved music and wished to hear Mrs. 
Watterson sing, especially Longfellow's Rainy Day, 
and left the others of us—Huxley, Mill, Tyndall 
and myself—at table. Finding them a little off on 
the Irish question as well as American affairs, I set 
them right as to both with much particularity and 
a great deal of satisfaction to myself.</p>
            <p>Whatever Huxley's occupation, it turned out 
that he had at least one book-publishing acquaintance,
Mr. Alexander Macmillan, to whom he introduced
me next day, for I had brought with me a 
novel—the great American romance—too good to 
be wasted on New York, Philadelphia or Boston, 
but to appear simultaneously in England and the 
United States, to be translated, of course, into 
French, Italian and German. This was actually 
accepted. It was held for final revision.</p>
            <p>We were to pass the winter in Italy. An event,
<pb id="wat105" n="105"/>
however, called me suddenly home. Politics and
journalism knocked literature sky high, and the
novel—it was entitled “One Story's Good Till
Another Is Told”—was laid by and quite forgotten.
Some twenty years later, at a moment when I was
being lashed from one end of the line to the other,
my wife said:</p>
            <p>“Let us drop the nasty politics and get back to
literature.” She had preserved the old manuscript,
two thousand pages of it.</p>
            <p>“Fetch it,” I said.</p>
            <p>She brought it with effulgent pride. Heavens! 
The stuff it was! Not a gleam, never a radiance. 
I had been teaching myself to write—I had been 
writing for the English market—perpendicular! 
The Lord has surely been good to me. If the 
“boys” had ever got a peep at that novel, I had been 
lost indeed!</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>IV</head>
            <p>Yea, verily we were in London. Presently
Artemus Ward and “the show” arrived in town. 
He took a lodging over an apothecary's just across 
the way from Egyptian Hall in Piccadilly, where 
he was to lecture. We had been the best of friends, 
were near of an age, and only round-the-corner 
<pb id="wat106" n="106"/>
apart we became from the first inseparable. I 
introduced him to the distinguished scientific set into
which chance had thrown me, and he introduced 
me to a very different set that made a revel of life 
at the Savage Club.</p>
            <p>I find by reference to some notes jotted down at
the time that the last I saw of him was the evening 
of the 21st of December, 1866. He had dined with 
my wife and myself, and, accompanied by Arthur
Sketchley, who had dropped in after dinner, he 
bade us good-by and went for his nightly grind, as 
he called it. We were booked to take our departure 
the next morning. His condition was pitiable. 
He was too feeble to walk alone, and was 
continually struggling to breathe freely. His surgeon 
had forbidden the use of wine or liquor of any sort. 
Instead he drank quantities of water, eating little 
and taking no exercise at all. Nevertheless, he 
stuck to his lecture and contrived to keep up 
appearances before the crowds that flocked to hear 
him, and even in London his critical state of health 
was not suspected.</p>
            <p>Early in September, when I had parted from him
to go to Paris, I left him methodically and
industriously arranging for his <foreign lang="fr">début</foreign>. He had brought 
<pb id="wat107" n="107"/>
some letters, mainly to newspaper people, and was
already making progress toward what might be
called the interior circles of the press, which are so
essential to the success of a newcomer in London.
Charles Reade and Andrew Haliday became zealous
friends. It was to the latter that he owed his
introduction to the Savage Club. Here he soon 
made himself at home. His manners, even his 
voice, were half English, albeit he possessed a most 
engaging disposition—a ready tact and keen 
discernment, very un-English,—and these won him 
an efficient corps of claquers and backers throughout 
the newspapers and periodicals of the metropolis. 
Thus his success was assured from the first.</p>
            <p>The raw November evening when he opened at
Egyptian Hall the room was crowded with an
audience of literary men and women, great and
small, from Swinburne and Edmund Yates to the
trumpeters and reporters of the morning papers. 
The next day most of these contained glowing 
accounts. The Times was silent, but four days later 
The Thunderer, seeing how the wind blew, came 
out with a column of eulogy, and from this onward, 
each evening proved a kind of ovation. Seats were
engaged for a week in advance. Up and down 
<pb id="wat108" n="108"/>
Piccadilly, from St. James Church to St. James
Street, carriages bearing the first arms in the
kingdom were parked night after night; and the
evening of the 21st of December, six weeks after, 
there was no falling off. The success was complete.  
As to an American, London had never seen 
the like.</p>
            <p>All this while the poor author of the sport was
slowly dying. The demands upon his animal spirits 
at the Savage Club, the bodily fatigue of “getting
himself up to it,” the “damnable iteration” of the
lecture itself, wore him out. George, his valet, 
whom he had brought from America, had finally to 
lift him about his bedroom like a child. His quarters 
in Picadilly, as I have said, were just opposite 
the Hall, but he could not go backward and 
forward without assistance. It was painful in the 
extreme to see the man who was undergoing tortures 
behind the curtain step lightly before the audience 
amid a burst of merriment, and for more than an 
hour sustain the part of jester, tossing his cap and 
jingling his bells, a painted death's head, for he 
had to rouge his face to hide the pallor.</p>
            <p>His buoyancy forsook him. He was occasionally
nervous and fretful. The fog, he declared, felt 
<pb id="wat109" n="109"/>
like a winding sheet, enwrapping and strangling 
him. At one of his entertainments he made a grim, 
serio-comic allusion to this. “But,” cried he as he 
came off the stage, “that was not a hit, was it? 
The English are scary about death. I'll have to 
cut it out.”</p>
            <p>He had become a contributor to Punch, a lucky
rather than smart business stroke, for it was not of
his own initiation. He did not continue his
contributions after he began to appear before the
public, and the discontinuance was made the occasion of 
some ill-natured remarks in certain American 
papers, which very much wounded him. They 
were largely circulated and credited at the time, the 
charge being that Messrs. Bradbury and Evans, 
the publishers of the English <foreign lang="it">charivari</foreign>, had broken 
with him because the English would not have him. 
The truth is that their original proposal was made 
to him, not by him to them, the price named
being fifteen guineas a letter. He asked permission
to duplicate the arrangement with some New 
York periodical, so as to secure an American copyright.
This they refused. I read the correspondence 
at the time. “Our aim,” they said, “in making 
<pb id="wat110" n="110"/>
the engagement, had reference to our own
circulation in the United States, which exceeds
twenty-seven thousand weekly.”</p>
            <p>I suggested to Artemus that he enter his book,
“Artemus Ward in London,” in advance, and he 
did write to Oakey Hall, his New York lawyer, to 
that effect. Before he received an answer from 
Hall he got Carleton's advertisement announcing 
the book. Considering this a piratical design on the 
part of Carleton, he addressed that enterprising 
publisher a savage letter, but the matter was 
ultimately cleared up to his satisfaction, for he 
said just before we parted: “It was all a mistake 
about Carleton. I did him an injustice and mean 
to ask his pardon. He has behaved very 
handsomely to me.” Then the letters reappeared in 
Punch.</p>
          </div3>
          <div3 type="subchapter">
            <head>V</head>
            <p>Whatever may be thought of them on this side 
of the Atlantic, their success in England was
undeniable. They were more talked about than any
current literary matter; never a club gathering or
dinner party at which they were not discussed. 
There did seem something both audacious a